I'm sitting here trying to think of a funny way to tell you guys that I am pregnant but I'm having a hard time making a joke about it. I made a little effort in telling Lendren OOC that I was an Illithoid now cause I had a little worm and he gave me some obligatory laughter but his heart wasn't in it 
Honestly though it is hard to joke about it, I am very scared and I really wasn't expecting to be pregnant this soon. I wanted more time to crash more Aetherships and kill people, perhaps build a fighting/curing system so I could finally go out on a rampage and crush everyone beneath righteous rainbow oppression, but apparently it is not to be. I don't plan on disappearing from Lusternia all together I really do love this place and the character I was allowed to play but this will be my very first baby, I have no idea what to expect, I mean I know that a baby will burst forth painfully from my loins in an explosion of blood, amniotic fluid and yes even fecal matter, but as far as how it will change my life, (which I am sure will be drastic) I am completely unsure.
If anyone wants to know I do already have names picked out.
Boy: Elijah
Girl: Leah
Someone should make me a Lusternian baby T-shirt on Cafepress for me. I promise to buy it! Until then, help me pick between these four T-shirts or Post a funny one of your own!
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Honestly though it is hard to joke about it, I am very scared and I really wasn't expecting to be pregnant this soon. I wanted more time to crash more Aetherships and kill people, perhaps build a fighting/curing system so I could finally go out on a rampage and crush everyone beneath righteous rainbow oppression, but apparently it is not to be. I don't plan on disappearing from Lusternia all together I really do love this place and the character I was allowed to play but this will be my very first baby, I have no idea what to expect, I mean I know that a baby will burst forth painfully from my loins in an explosion of blood, amniotic fluid and yes even fecal matter, but as far as how it will change my life, (which I am sure will be drastic) I am completely unsure.If anyone wants to know I do already have names picked out.
Boy: Elijah
Girl: Leah
Someone should make me a Lusternian baby T-shirt on Cafepress for me. I promise to buy it! Until then, help me pick between these four T-shirts or Post a funny one of your own!
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First, congrattulations!!!!!!! 
Will you be posting your ultrasound pics? I love looking at those, though I have the hardest time finding the baby in them without someone pointing it out.
I voted for the Level 1 Human onesie, but I liked the Baby Ninja and the I Only Cry When Stupid People Hold Me ones as well.
Will you be posting your ultrasound pics? I love looking at those, though I have the hardest time finding the baby in them without someone pointing it out.
I voted for the Level 1 Human onesie, but I liked the Baby Ninja and the I Only Cry When Stupid People Hold Me ones as well.
Congratulations. Don't forget to train him in the Way of the Warrior from early on.
Level One Human by far.
Level One Human by far.
QUOTE(Noola @ Mar 5 2008, 03:49 PM) 491472
First, congrattulations!!!!!!!
Will you be posting your ultrasound pics? I love looking at those, though I have the hardest time finding the baby in them without someone pointing it out.
I voted for the Level 1 Human onesie, but I liked the Baby Ninja and the I Only Cry When Stupid People Hold Me ones as well.
Will you be posting your ultrasound pics? I love looking at those, though I have the hardest time finding the baby in them without someone pointing it out.
I voted for the Level 1 Human onesie, but I liked the Baby Ninja and the I Only Cry When Stupid People Hold Me ones as well.
If people are interested I will try!
QUOTE(Ialie @ Mar 5 2008, 03:44 PM) 491470
I'm sitting here trying to think of a funny way to tell you guys that I am pregnant but I'm having a hard time making a joke about it. I made a little effort in telling Lendren OOC that I was an Illithoid now cause I had a little worm and he gave me some obligatory laughter but his heart wasn't in it
So mean and untrue! I laughed! Feh.
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Everyone knows babies are level 0.
QUOTE(Ialie @ Mar 5 2008, 02:53 PM) 491474
If people are interested I will try!
I totally am! I love baby stuff.
QUOTE(Ialie @ Mar 5 2008, 03:04 PM) 491481
My baby is going to be so awesome he'll be born at lvl 80 with no need to eat or drink!
Maybe that's not so good! Level 80 means no sleeping too!
QUOTE(Noola @ Mar 5 2008, 04:07 PM) 491484
Maybe that's not so good! Level 80 means no sleeping too!
OMG, maybe they'll come out lvl 60 instead.
If it's a boy, you should name the baby FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
And if it's a girl, you should go with Shiri.
And if it's a girl, you should go with Shiri.
Congrats!
Congrats! Remember, this child will pick your retirement home
Congratulations! That's so exciting!!!! I'd love to see ultrasound pictures too, those are always neat. Keep us updated 
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