Have to be married to start a family name? To heck with that!

Bachelor Pad!
15 Credits: Start a family! Still need to be married to have kids and all that, but you can use it to get a family name.

You know the only point of having a family name is to induct other people to it, right? I mean...otherwise you can just title yourself. Plus, if you want, you can get a random brother/sister and bloodbond.

They already have bachelor pads. They're called private manses.

That's always fun.

Aw c'mawn. What if you make up and title yourself your family name and some clever dick purloins it? You'd have to force him to suicide. Or join his retarded family.

Bachelors, woo! For the socially retarded and retardedly unsociable!

I call my dick Gregory Manwinkle.

Not combo.

Actually I had imagined you as the man on the left, administering the combo breaker.

You mean I'm the asskicker?

Not the asskickee?

I... I don't know what to say. I want to thank the academy...

I was 'The Scarecrow' about a whole RL month before some Magnagoran whispers me saying that I stole Marcalo's title. I eventually changed it when people started sending me threatening letters.

That still has my damn title.