No Punctuation

by Bashara

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Bashara2008-04-24 11:10:15
Escapistmagazine.com is a gaming news website. I haven't had a chance to explore even a small portion of its content, but in the past six hours, I HAVE watched every video made by Yahtzee Croshaw (the videos are in the Articles section).

Let's put it this way: if you appreciate extremely vulgar language, dementedly hilarious cartoons, rapier sharp wit, and British accents, you're going to f-censor.gif-ing love Yahtzee's game reviews entitled "No Punctuation", which is updated every Wednesday on The Escapist, and can also be seen on Xplay but is censored. The only uncensored version is on The Escapist.



***DISCLAIMER***: The link provided above will give you access to Yahtzee's video reviews, which contain a decent amount of vulgar language and which may be considered as inappropriate for those under the age of 16-18 (legal ages in varioius states to buy R-Rated movie tickets), or those whose parents are extremist fascist neo-nazi-repulican religious fundamentalist fanatics. Please, do not watch these videos within the hearing range of young children, your parents, or anyone who does not share your general idea of what's humorous, just to be safe. Also, headphones are recommended but not required. With that said, I think I've safely covered all my bases on any remotely possible legal repercussions. Enjoy
Ialie2008-04-24 11:23:11
These are great! Thank you so much for posting! dribble.gif
Saaga2008-04-24 14:12:54
I must say, I was positively surprised. Funny smile.gif
Diamondais2008-04-24 14:23:40
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Bashara2008-04-24 15:22:37
I couldn't help but share happy.gif


It's like having the common cold: you are REQUIRED by universal law to spread it.


*Edit*
P.S.: As of 22 minutes ago, I have officially had the most epic day of my life. More to come later.
Lokin2008-04-24 15:49:08
His reviews are always hilarious, I just keep forgetting to check them.


Thanks for the reminder, I'll bookmark it this time.



P.S. Bashara, did you slay a dragon and save the princess?
Bashara2008-04-24 19:40:57
QUOTE(Lokin @ Apr 24 2008, 03:49 PM) 505370
P.S. Bashara, did you slay a dragon and save the princess?




No, but I saved my own censor.gif and did something I didn't think I could do.
Noola2008-04-24 19:47:21
QUOTE(Bashara @ Apr 24 2008, 02:40 PM) 505389
No, but I saved my own censor.gif and did something I didn't think I could do.



Sounds like a great story! Share!
Bashara2008-04-24 19:56:29
I have it fully typed up, but unfortunately I wrote it in NC-17 ADULTS ONLY style, not PG-13 Forum style.

Also, it's 5-and-a-half Microsoft Word pages long in Arial, Single Spaced, size 12. And that's with an omission of nearly 10 hours in the day, and serious cut down on unnecessary censor.gif and random thoughts that occurred during the day.

Additionally, I've almost decided to finally use my Mac's Garage Band Podcast function and just turn it into a podcast, label it EXPLICIT and put on Itunes for free.




That idea is becoming more attractive by the second. However, deep down, I'm an egotistical bast censor.gif d, so that could be why dry.gif


*Edit*
On the whole, the idea of turning the completely non sequitur yet totally connected crackpot thought cycle that occupies my head into a verbal podcast or established rant website has intrigued me. For some reason, my complete reverence of Yahtzee's brutally honest and totally in your face video game review style has sparked my inner ranter. Atm: making edits to the DAY OF EPIC WIN manuscript while simultaneously quaffing large amounts of water because it's hot enough outside to scramble an egg on J. Lo's stomach.

P.S.: Also plotting on taking over the f-censor.gif-g world luciphage.gif