(House Aurendil): Kharvik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Slut."

(House Aurendil): Kharvik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Marry us."

(House Aurendil): You say, "Right now?"

Kharvik, the Compass chants, "Marry marry marry."

You say, "Let's see!"

Yuniko runs up to you and envelops you in a massive bearhug.

You say, "Vows please."

You say, "And rings."

Kharvik, the Compass says, "Oh snap."

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Kharvik, the Compass says, "We need rings."

You say, "Get some rings!"

Kharvik, the Compass says, "Cant we just mold these rats..--wheres a shop."

Yuniko Auralius, the Protractor says to Kharvik, "You disgust me and thusly i am sickened to say i will marry you and be there to laugh at you when you are sick and down, and to cry when you are happy and all stonedlike."

Yukiko giggles happily.

Aquamage Yukiko Lasairn, Muse of the Waves says, "I heard the word marry!"

Yuniko Auralius, the Protractor says, "Next! your turn."

Kharvik, the Compass says, "Yuniko I have known you for over 10 decades. Everytime I see your name or come within your presence I feel the preturnal urge to vomit and involuntarily release my bowels. That cast asside however, I've had far too much fun manipulating your twin sister (whom i f --ed) and others with you. Thusly, I want to spend my life with you."

You say, "Oi."

Yuniko rolls on the floor, laughing.

You say, "Oh my god."

You look up into the air for divine inspiration.

Yuniko takes Kharvik by the hand, draws him into her, and whispers, "I love you, Kharvik."

Yuniko Auralius, the Protractor says, "That was THE BEST."

Aquamage Yukiko Lasairn, Muse of the Waves puts her hands to her mouth in shock.

Kharvik takes Yuniko by the hand, draws her into him, and whispers, "I love you, Yuniko."

You viciously smack Kharvik about the chops.

Kharvik, the Compass says, "The deed is done and vows spoken."

You laughingly say, "Good grief."

You grab protectively at Yukiko.

You say, "Cover your ears, child."

The corners of Yukiko's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Aquamage Yukiko Lasairn, Muse of the Waves shifts her eyes around suspiciously, then puts her hands over her ears.

You say, "Okay..."

Yuniko Auralius, the Protractor says, "You told us to make some vows."

Yuniko says, "Pssshhhh..."

Aquamage Yukiko Lasairn, Muse of the Waves shuts her eyes too and closes her mouth.

Yuniko removes a platinum and diamond wedding ring.

Yuniko gives a platinum and diamond wedding ring to Kharvik, the Compass.

Kharvik, the Compass says, "Didn't i BUY that for you?"

Yuniko nods her head sagely.

Yuniko Auralius, the Protractor says, "Yes."

"Ok!" Kharvik exclaims.

Kharvik slips into a platinum and diamond wedding ring.

Kharvik nods his head emphatically.

You stare implacably at Yuniko.

Yuniko slips into a black rose wedding ring.

You say, "Then by the powers that be, I must unfortunately pronounce you husband and wife. May you not kill one another."

You say, "You may kiss your wife, Kharvik!"

You formally wed Yuniko to Kharvik.

Yuniko's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

His tongue dancing gracefully, Kharvik kisses Yuniko with melting passion.

"Ewwwwwwwww!" says Yuniko in disgust.

Kharvik lets out a massive belch into the air.

With an expression of extreme anger, Yuniko slaps Kharvik really hard across the face.

You choke back a laugh as Yuniko releases a painfully accurate kick to Kharvik's shin in retribution for his behaviour.

Yuniko gives Kharvik a lecherous smooch.

Kharvik Auralius, the Compass says, "Oh c'mon baby."

Kharvik gives Yuniko a long snog.

Yuniko nods her head sagely.

Kharvik Auralius, the Compass says, "Excellent."

Aquamage Yukiko Lasairn, Muse of the Waves says, "Oh my goodness! I don't think I'm old enough to be seeing this."

You smile and say, "Excuse me."

omg too funny.. they like corrupted my Yukiko's innocent ears though

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Don't believe it. She's really a man. Oh wait that's somebody else.

Anyway, I didn't realize your computer could run Internet Explorer or Firefox Ildy, did you upgrade?

<3

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