Want to see my...

by Shurimaru

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Ialie2008-05-01 12:22:59
I'm not good at this.


-Jewelry-

Give me a pearl necklace and I'll melt your wand?

-Illusions-

Want to experience my magicmouth?
Okin2008-05-01 15:57:25
Bashara wins the internet.
Bashara2008-05-01 16:37:35
QUOTE(Okin @ May 1 2008, 03:57 PM) 507999
Bashara wins the internet.



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Daganev2008-05-01 17:01:54
I like mine better! hmph
Doman2008-05-05 05:38:36
Aquamancy-

Me. You. A long, smooth icicle, You do the math

Knighthood-

Baby, I'll pin more than your leg

Edit: New one

Baby, Imma invade your moon bubble.
Reiha2008-05-05 06:16:51
One time, a novice said this to one of Reiha's sons (and died shortly afterwards):

"Yeah, I've been doing your mom. We're both Geomancers, and she likes it ROCK HARD."
Doman2008-05-05 06:17:40
That pun fails SO HARD
Aison2008-05-05 10:32:43
QUOTE(Bashara @ May 1 2008, 01:59 AM) 507969
-"Hey baby, I hope you're Trans Riding, cos I'm a legendary mount."


So much win. shocked.gif


QUOTE(Reiha @ May 4 2008, 11:16 PM) 509010
"Yeah, I've been doing your mom. We're both Geomancers, and she likes it ROCK HARD."


clap_1.gif laugh.gif That is so great!!
Shurimaru2008-05-05 14:20:54
For aethershippers:

"I'll explore your aetherbubble."
Unknown2008-05-05 15:32:32
QUOTE(Doman @ May 5 2008, 01:38 AM) 508998
Knighthood-

Baby, I'll pin more than your leg


I quite liked this one.
Shaddus2008-05-05 15:55:22
Paladins:
Damn, Baby, I sure would like to kneel at YOUR pool and take a sip
Ebonguard:
Alright, which one of you honeys wants to come to my guildhall and see my wyrdling?
Blacktalon:
I bet if I twirl my cudgel, it would make you crow!!

Actually, Ialie, I thought yours were pretty good
heh... pearl necklace..

ALSO a good ZZ Top song
Bashara2008-05-05 19:41:19
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ May 5 2008, 03:55 PM) 509079
Ebonguard:
Alright, which one of you honeys wants to come to my guildhall and see my wyrdling?

Actually, Ialie, I thought yours were pretty good
heh... pearl necklace..



1) You're getting griefed for that.
2) ROFL at Ialie's laughing1.gif


For all you dirty minded individuals:

http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/1.html
Shishi2008-05-06 05:00:00
Hey baby you can jump me ANYTIME.
Shurimaru2008-05-06 16:04:25
I'd probe her any day.
Lokin2008-05-07 04:03:14
Is Celestia missing an angel? Cause you have nice cans!
Shaddus2008-05-19 23:19:48
QUOTE(Lokin @ May 6 2008, 11:03 PM) 509642
Is Celestia missing an angel? Cause you have nice cans!



Wha?

Heh

I'd sure like to sneak HER into the Night Bubble

Damn, girl! Are you the Incarnation of the Maiden? Cause I'd SURE like to help you be a Mother!


I have a few more, but I don't think they are appropriate. Chasms aren't something I should talk about on the forum wink.gif
Druken2008-05-19 23:33:47
I was teaching a novice about hunting once. It went something like,

"Make sure you probe EVERYTHING before you hit it. Some things are huge, and if you don't know how big they are, they can tear you apart."

When she started giggling, I realized what mistake I had made.
Casilu2008-05-19 23:44:44
QUOTE(Lokin @ May 6 2008, 09:03 PM) 509642
Is Celestia missing an angel? Cause you have nice cans!



QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ May 19 2008, 04:19 PM) 513749
Wha?



If I remember right, it's from Eight Bit Theater. I tried to find the exact comic, but to no avail. I did find it mentioned in a Twinkin' Out, though.

http://www.nuklearpower.com/redmage23.php
Unknown2008-05-20 00:09:24
"I'd kill my fae just to put it in her Well of Souls, anyday."

"It takes more than a few pixies to make me drop my seed."

"I wouldn't mind having my Emperor living in her Sea of Despair." (Horrible, I know)
Arix2008-05-20 02:39:25
Bashara's was the best