It's just too bad it's longer than 55 characters. Otherwise I'd set it as my IG motto

*eye*

*runs away screaming and gibbering in absolute terror*


P.S.: When are you starting your cult, damnit!

Sorry for Sac'ing for the thread, but...

Celestine:
"I must be halfway to Mythical, 'cause I Called and you came."

Bookbinders:
"Can you repeat that in common, I'm not quite Fabled."

Tarot:
"You must be my Emporer/Empress, 'cause you made a Fool out of me."

That pun fails SO HARD

Well, I am sure somebody must say this in the end:

Tahtetso:
"You know, I could make your heart pound with my vibrating staff."

Or something else:
"Hey baby, wanna come to Astral? There are never virgins left after my visit."

Eh uhm, I guess that's enough after all...

Guardians:
Come on, lemme light YOUR cosmic fire!
Nekotai:
Can't wait till I get my claws into you, I'll make your legs twitch!
Hunting:
I'd like to dive headfirst into HER mystic path.

Bard:

You can strum my instrument any day.

Glomdoring:

Want to bang on my Drums?

Celest:

Your Star of Celest can poke me in interesting places.

Paladin:

My lance is erect - all the time.

Wanna see my salami tahto?

General:

I'd come out of the Portal of Fates just for you.

I'd like to infiltrate her aether.

A stealth-centered one!

This thread is awesome.

Going to rest at her Aether-dock?

Mm, if I jump you, do you have any hot sisters who'll come to your aid?

Illithoid females: I'd rip him limb from limb anyday!