The Great Fartokan yells, "Bring me The corpses of gnomes! Momma Mia needs more for the pot!"

-LOTS OF GIVE SPAM-

The Great Fartokan says, "Excellent."


The Great Fartokan says, "Thank you, you truly are a dark soul."

You snicker softly to yourself.

You say, "It's all for the money."

The Great Fartokan says, "We shall soon take the gnomes, and their castle."

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

You say, "Well now, we can't be having that."

You say, "Do I need to kill some finks too?"

The Great Fartokan says, "Kekeke, Well, you have no say in that, do you young one."

The Great Fartokan exclaims, "The finks are too powerful for you, weakling!"


"Oh, piffle," you say in consternation.



~~KILLING RANDOM FINK~~~


You point at the Great Fartokan and laugh heartily.

The Great Fartokan says, "You merely clear out our weak."

You say, "What do you have to say to that?"

You say, "Hm."

The Great Fartokan says, "You could not harm me, fool."


The Great Fartokan enjoys an extremely sensuous disposition. He is currently laidback.

You say, "I could try."

You stare intently at the Great Fartokan, weighing your chances for survival.

The Great Fartokan says, "I don't recommend it, you might end up hurt. kekeke."

You stick your tongue out at the Great Fartokan and wetly go, "Pffhhttt!!"

The Great Fartokan says, "Trying to consider me, are you?"

"Nope," you say with finality.


The Great Fartokan glares angrily at you.

You say, "Pondering making you love me."

The Great Fartokan says, "Careful, you start trying your wiles, I will strike."

~~ CUE TRYING TO SEDUCE AND FARTOKAN ATTACKING ~~

You say, "Yowch."

The Great Fartokan says, "Run, boy."

Throwing his hands in the air, the Great Fartokan tosses his head back and laughs sadistically.

~~ ATTACKS HITTING REFLECTIONS ~~

You snicker softly to yourself.

You say, "You were saying?"

Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains hovering before you, protecting
against assault.


The Great Fartokan says, "Or perhaps the weak little thing needs to shield."

You must regain equilibrium first.


The Great Fartokan mutters and pokes his index finger towards you and makes a hooking gesture. Invisible energies slam
against you, ripping apart your magical shield of protection.

You weave a glamour and mold it until it becomes a reflection of yourself.

The Great Fartokan smirks.

One of your reflections has been destroyed! You have left.
The Great Fartokan rages, seeing his attack fall on your reflection.

You say, "Well..."

You play a minor second on a wooden lute and direct the disharmonic notes towards the Great Fartokan.
Blood trickles out of the Great Fartokan's ears and from the corners of his eyes.

The Great Fartokan raises an eyebrow, apparently unharmed.

You weave a glamour and mold it until it becomes a reflection of yourself.

You say, "It seems I can't hurt you."

You say, "What is a little elf supposed to do."

The Great Fartokan says, "I told you, I am far too powerful for you."

You say, "One day you won't be."

The Great Fartokan says, "You will be gone from this land before then."

You say, "Perhaps, perhaps."

The Great Fartokan says, "Now begone, I am done with you."

You say, "Fine!"

You say, "I'll have more gnomes for you eventually."
The Great Fartokan exclaims, "Bastard gnomes! Building on our mountain. They're only good for Momma Mia's pot!"

A wry smile spreads across your face.

~~ MOVE AND KILLING FINKS SPAM ~~

You yell, "What adorable little fink corpses!"

You yell, "A bit smelly."

~~ MORE KILL AND MOVE SPAM ~~

King Newtonson yells, "My scouts tell me you are being cruel to the young ones, Fartokan. Have you no shame?"

You yell, "Aye, King, he was trying to kill me."

King Newtonson yells, "You fiend! You Cur! Fartokan you are nothing but a weak monster!"

You yell, "That's what I tried to tell him..."

The Great Fartokan yells, "Ha! He was killing gnomes. He is merely a sword for hire, kekekeke."

You yell, "Lies! Slander!"

You yell, "You cannot prove a thing!"

King Newtonson yells, "He...he what?"
~~ MOVE SPAM TO THRONEROOM ~~

You see King Newtonson yell, ", you...you cretin!"

~~ SPAM OF GIVING FINKS ~~

You say, "See? I am on your side."

King Newtonson says, "You just want money."

You say, "Well, I do want money, but not just that."

King Newtonson says, "The only reason I don't kill you now is my code of honor."

You say, "Do not be swayed by that dirty fink's lies."

King Newtonson says, "You do not seem much better, you...tall ones."

You peer at yourself unscrupulously.

You say, "I'm not THAT tall."

King Newtonson says, "Coming in here, killing anything in your path."

King Newtonson exclaims, "You're nothing but greedy monsters!"

You say, "I can't be held accountable for what others may do."

King Newtonson gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

You say, "And I take offense to your accusations."

You say, "Would you rather I not assist you and your kingdom?"

King Newtonson says, "Not like you can do anything about it, young one. Fartokan may be a monster, but he has no reason to lie at this point."

You say, "He wants to make you hate me, for starters."

King Newtonson says, "So either you have offended him greatly, which is difficult, or you are lying."

You say, "Nonsense."

You say, "He is a nasty little fink."

You say, "Expect no more than treachery from his kind."

King Newtonson says, "I will have my scouts watching you."

King Newtonson says, "Now leave my presence, I have much to ponder."

With a flourish of your arm, you bow deeply.

~~ MOVE SPAM, KILLING FINKS, AND EMPOWERING GNOMES~

You yell, "Indeed, o brave gnomes, you are better than the finks!"


The Great Fartokan yells, "That's not what you said just a while ago, you traitorous dog. Come work for me, You are the
perfect snivelling servant!”


You yell, "Never shall I listen to your lies, rat."

The Great Fartokan yells, "Rat? RAT!?!? I will come down there, and beat you to death myself, whelp!"

You yell, "Come here and try me! I am not as weak as I made you think!"

You yell, "Mind the corpses of your comrades, though."

~~ MOVE SPAM AND KILLING MORE FINKS ~~

The Great Fartokan marches in from the north.

You have recovered equilibrium.

You say, "Oh, bugger."

You weave a glamour and mold it until it becomes a reflection of yourself.


The Great Fartokan exclaims, "AHA!"

You yell, "Rally to me, gnomes!"

The Great Fartokan says, "I told you."

~~ FARTOKAN ATTACKS, DEFENDED WITH REFLECTIONS~

You yell, "I am being assaulted by your enemy, Fartokan!"

One of your reflections has been destroyed! You have left.
The Great Fartokan rages, seeing his attack fall on your reflection.

You have recovered equilibrium.

A gnome bellows out a battle cry and goes charging off to the north.

King Newtonson yells, "Come to me!"

~~ MOVE SPAM TO THRONE ROOM~

You see King Newtonson yell, "We shall defend you!"


With a flourish of your arm, you bow deeply.


King Newtonson says, "Now we wait."

Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains hovering before you, protecting
against assault.

The Great Fartokan marches in from the west.

"THE GREAT FARTOKAN MUST DIEEEEEEEEEE!", you scream.

The Great Fartokan says, "So, king, we meet again."

You say to King Newtonson, "Why are you not attacking him?!"

King Newtonson says, "Fartokan, you smell as horrible as ever."

King Newtonson says, "One must have diplomacy, of course."

Comprehension flashes across your face.

King Newtonson waves a handkerchief around in the air.

King Newtonson exclaims, "Diplomacy is for fools!"

King Newtonson blinks.

You cough softly.

King Newtonson says, "Fartokan, I see you have...some new tricks."

You say, "Bit too much ale, King?"

King Newtonson says, "No! Fartokan's stench...it is maddening."

"Ahah!" you exclaim triumphantly.

The Great Fartokan says, "Kekeke, now you realize it."

You say, "So that's what that smell is."

The Great Fartokan exclaims, "And now you die!"

You move to stand before King Newtonson, valiantly shielding him from harm.

You say to the Great Fartokan, "Have at thee!"

The Great Fartokan lunges forward again, raking the face of the king and causing blood to drip down his face.

You stumble forward clumsily before throwing your hands up and screaming "Noooooooo!" melodramatically.


The Great Fartokan says, "It means I don't need help! kekekek."


You play a minor second on a wooden lute and direct the disharmonic notes towards the Great Fartokan.
Blood trickles out of the Great Fartokan's ears and from the corners of his eyes.


King Newtonson exclaims, "I am fine, young one, Allow me to banish him!"

You bow respectfully to King Newtonson.
King Newtonson nods his head at you.

You say, "As you wish."

King Newtonson barks out a strange command, and his hammer glows brilliantly, before he smites the skull of Fartokan, sending him reeling before he flees, screaming curses at the name of Newtonson and

The Great Fartokan marches off to the west.


"Ahah!" you exclaim triumphantly.

The Great Fartokan yells, "I shall have my revenge, King! Mark my words!"


~~ LEAVING AND WALKING INTO THE BATTLEFIELD AGAIN ~~


King Newtonson yells, "Thank you, , you have helped us strike a blow against the finks!"


You yell, "No need for thanks, it is obvious who is in the right."


Name edited cuz he didn't want to look like a jerk

Please comment, it took me 20 minutes to edit this thing >_>

Awesome

Newton...

my newton experience was lame compared to this

Haha! Very funny.
I wonder whose idea was it to make Fartokan go "kekeke". It just... fits so well...

Fartoken now reminds me of Kefka.

I never spent any time in Newton, because I found it boring. It seems that this is not always the case. Very funny!

Hahahaha! I had a bit of fun in Newton as well. Really got me hooked on Lusternia.

So, basically, I was standing at Crank, talking with a guildmate, when Bobbins comes in and starts talking with us, and Crank starts griping about 'those kids.'

Then I left, and walked around, and found my way to Momma, in her kitchen. The same guildmate was there, killing finks... Momma asked for gnomes, and I said something to the effect of, "I prefer not to kill the gnomes, and I disagree with your eating of them, you old hag."

I knew things were strange when Momma said, "Excuse us?"

So, then we had a big discussion wherein I appeased Momma with two gnome bodies, and my guildmate dropped a few fink corpses near Momma 'because he was bored.' She... wasn't happy...

I found out later that she sent tells to him threatening to boil him in her cauldron.