Deep down I'm hoping Furien'll save us the effort of doing a summoning dance for one of the others and vote for himself

...No, I really did not just ninja vanish, it was an attempt to screw with you. Seriously, pseudofrench? Dunno if Xavius would do something that weird.

Go on. Do it. If you're not gonna roleclaim at least save us all the time and energy.

Furien, if you don't roleclaim, you're going to be lynched. Though after that ninja thing, there's a good chance you'll be lynched anyways.

What if she really is a canadian assassin? lol

Yea she cant really recover after that.

Then we kill. This is the New AMERICAN world order.

cause we believe in AMURRICA

I would much rather stay alive until one of them wakes up to lynch me, so that the rest of my alliance can try and get some information out of everyone's reactions.

Also, I'd rather reaffirm that Visaeris is scum with a Vote: Visaeris than lynch myself for the reason stated above.

My point exactly. I'm disposable to those I work for, so I'd much rather go out with a bang. Good luck repairing your country, though, with the kinds of people I've seen at night.

Except how are we supposed to react to such a blatantly stpid roleclaim/set of statements?

And your alliance? Hokay then.

Vote: Furien. Why? If you need to ask, you haven't been paying attention.

That's a lynch. One moment please.

A blatant scum admission if I ever saw one. You know what we can learn from this? Everyone who isn't around or currently voting for her has a high probability of being scum. SHAZAM, as Visaeris would say. That eliminates a good number of people from being scum, while not exactly incriminating the others, it does paint them in a suspicious light.

And... I'm going to bed. I probably won't be posting until after 7 pm Monday night (Eastern)

So Furien is either part of some alliance or a seriously terrible townie. Either way, I don't think we want him. If there is such an alliance, I imagine it would be a group of "rebels" who want the power just for themselves or are involved with the current corporate leadership.

At that note, I'm done for the night. I'll hopefully start us off with a few interesting leads in the morning when/if Furien is lynched.

Furien goes kicking and screaming to the table. "I choose death! I choose death! Let me go! Allahu akbar!" Furien wrenches free and runs over to Exeryte, knocking him to the floor with a solid punch to the face. "I choose death!" A glowering Exeryte kicks Furien's feet out from under him with an impressive sweep, rolls forward, catches Furien's head before it hits the ground, and snaps his neck.

Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep...

"Are Furien's clothes beeping?"

...beepbeepbeepbeepbeep...

"This...can't be good."

...beepbeep. A brief moment of silence.

"Oh sh--"

BOOM!

The explosion wracks the conference room, killing all inside.

Furien was Hakim al-Gazali, Terrorist
You are part of a Muslim jihadist movement based out of Montreal (yes, really) dedicated to purifying the Earth of the decadent, arrogant, infidel Americans. Unlike your brethren in the Middle East, you have reliable access to research, technology, and American espionage. The massive unsecured border is handy too. Also unlike the Middle Eastern jihadists, you understand that martyrdom means someone else has to kill you. That doesn't mean that you don't have suicide bombers. In fact, you are one! You're loaded with just enough explosives to destroy everything in a fairly large room, and it's hardwired to biosensors surgically implanted in your body. If you die, you explode. You win by getting killed in the daytime, earning yourself virgins in heaven and ridding the world of technocratic heathens. Because taking your own life is forbidden by the Quran, you may not vote for yourself.



Furien wins. Play will continue as normal in a hypothetical competition for second place. It is now night three.

Well that was anti-dramatic...

....



*resigns*

Okay, I'm probably still dead, but I have to say:

I was the Jester, obviously. However! my role didn't say in any way that my death would be an 'Everyone else loses', so please don't hold that against me. As far as I interpreted it, I'd be one of the winners and maybe my death would kill whoever cast the lynching vote on me, not this.