This is an interesting list. It is a list of things a soldier can't do or sommat, details at the top of the link. It's really, really funny.

http://skippyslist.com/list/

Also, just in case this was posted before, there is a story on the site...

http://skippyslist.com/2007/07/09/cephalopod-surprise/

To interest people into reading that story, here is a quote: "PIE DOES NOT HAVE TENTACLES!"

Enjoy.

Tervic would disagree