I swear the song "Imaginary Tuba" (by The Bobs) was playing on my MP3 playlist when I read this post. "Poor poor boy, no tuba for a toy... he oompahs very well, but only he can tell."

To the contrary, it is Elostian who cracks out with the electric guitar, causing all the girls to swoon.

I'm just the pretty face who lip-syncs. Fear our musical talent!

Is it just me, or do the gods only post in the forums to shoot down an idea or to make random nonsensical statements?

...I blame being stuck with Estarra all day.

What I wouldn't do for a ukelele
Hell, I'd probably go bard, if I could have one.

I go for Casilu's baby grand piano idea.

Actually, let's take it one step higher - I want a pipe organ. You can't really take it anywhere, but damn, can it make a sound.

Attach a shield rune to the organ, then shield stun for an instakill.

Shaddus Mes'ard, Voice of Mother stands here. He wields an onyx ukelele of the engine in one hand.

Skip the organ and go straight for the Calliope of Doom.