Overpowered Artifacts

by Esano

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Unknown2008-08-05 19:08:33
I would love to be able to switch between glamours and tarot -drool-

Err but OP artifacts... I think most of these are overkill already O_o
Unknown2008-08-05 19:26:16
Excellent

THREAD HIJACK: SUCCESSFUL
Jigan2008-08-05 19:51:08
Magic Orb of Destrucifying Superblabitation
While cursed by a God to be a maggot, you may curl up with this orb once per Lusternian month and gain 50% reserves. Also, you gain the ability to breathe fire as per the Dracnari racial ability, but amped up. Like, a lot. Setting people both on fire and doing an actually decent amount of damage to all enemies in the room. The fire also spreads like scabies, but only to your personal enemies. Also, by curling up against the Orb, your race becomes Maggot God. This has no actual effect.

Ten points and a free cookie to the first person to answer correctly where this comes from.

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Charune2008-08-05 20:21:05
Charune's Quiver

Zaps everyone in the game at once at no essence cost. Death is fun, folks!


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Jigan2008-08-05 20:27:21
QUOTE(Charune @ Aug 5 2008, 03:21 PM) 541424
Charune's Quiver

Zaps everyone in the game at once at no essence cost. Death is fun, folks!
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Pulling arrows from Charune's Quiver at a speed you never thought possible, you whip them into the air where they become shining arrows which streak towards the Havens. Suddenly, after pulling so many out that the entire sky seems to glow like the sun, the quiver stops producing arrows. As sudden as a bell's chime, a hush falls over the Basin as the glowing sky itself seems to fall, a faint screaming sound becoming louder and louder until it seems that the heavens themselves have opened and dropped stars upon the Basin. Quickly falling, the shining arrows seperate from the group and spread out, until they are stopped by something which made a collective "squish" noise.

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Unknown2008-08-05 20:39:29
Artifact bows (and arrows) would be so OP, and yet I must have one! I'd be fine with it being more like the Lupine Bow from Achaea, though. I don't need Charune's "Arrows of Ultimate Destruction ™" or anything.
Moiraine2008-08-05 20:39:56
QUOTE(Jigan @ Aug 5 2008, 08:27 PM) 541425
Pulling arrows from Charune's Quiver at a speed you never thought possible, you whip them into the air where they become shining arrows which streak towards the Havens. Suddenly, after pulling so many out that the entire sky seems to glow like the sun, the quiver stops producing arrows. As sudden as a bell's chime, a hush falls over the Basin as the glowing sky itself seems to fall, a faint screaming sound becoming louder and louder until it seems that the heavens themselves have opened and dropped stars upon the Basin. Quickly falling, the shining arrows seperate from the group and spread out, until they are stopped by something which made a collective "squish" noise.

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAL!!!!!

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Unknown2008-08-05 20:46:44
The Equalizer
When you take damage, the Equalizer deals damage back to your attacker based on the following equation: damage taken * (your might + artifacts) / (your attackers might + artifacts).
Moiraine2008-08-05 20:49:44
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Jigan2008-08-05 20:55:18
Morgfyre's Legacy
This magical wand is a very powerful artifact of Morgfyre's. By pointing at a target, black tentacles erupt from the ground, entangling the victim in very strong tentacles (4x writhe length). Also turns all clothing on the target to "tawdry" status.

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Unknown2008-08-05 20:59:25
One Ring to Rule Them All
This ring can hold multiple enchantments and has infinite charges. It also doesn't take up a ring slot.
Jigan2008-08-05 21:01:16
Richter's Luck
By rolling these dice, you may bet either gold or lessons on the outcome. Winning multiplies it by ten.

Roughly some sort of dice game, from anywhere, with really bad chances.

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Edit: Was not overpowered enough.
Unknown2008-08-05 21:46:18
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The Punimator
For every pun made, you will deal -500 mana and -500 ego to all occupants of the room lacking truehearing. EX. That "Rabbit made me hopping mad!" 1 pun, 500m, 500e, "PENguins are good righters, but they left is up to me" 3 puns, 1500m, 1500e
Unknown2008-08-05 22:03:00
The Dracnari Boomstick

POINT BOOMSTICK AT (Person)

With an eruption of fire from the end, and a thunderous bang, a molten shot of steel flashes across the room and into your target's heart.

POINT BOOMSTICK (Direction)

With a series of little cracks, a wave of steel is sent off into the next room, and you hear nothing but cries of pain.

Does 800-1000 Cutting damage, 800-1000 Fire, 500 Bleeding. Goes straight through all defences, takes away vitae, lich, and prevents trueheal.
Unknown2008-08-05 22:05:36
QUOTE(Mirin-Carvier @ Aug 5 2008, 06:03 PM) 541463
The Dracnari Boomstick

POINT BOOMSTICK AT (Person)

With an eruption of fire from the end, and a thunderous bang, a molten shot of steel flashes across the room and into your target's heart.

POINT BOOMSTICK (Direction)

With a series of little cracks, a wave of steel is sent off into the next room, and you hear nothing but cries of pain.

Does 800-100 Cutting damage, 800-1000 Fire, 500 Bleeding. Goes straight through all defences, takes away vitae, lich, and prevents trueheal.


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I approve of this artifact!
Unknown2008-08-05 22:47:03
QUOTE(Jigan @ Aug 5 2008, 03:51 PM) 541419
Magic Orb of Destrucifying Superblabitation
While cursed by a God to be a maggot, you may curl up with this orb once per Lusternian month and gain 50% reserves. Also, you gain the ability to breathe fire as per the Dracnari racial ability, but amped up. Like, a lot. Setting people both on fire and doing an actually decent amount of damage to all enemies in the room. The fire also spreads like scabies, but only to your personal enemies. Also, by curling up against the Orb, your race becomes Maggot God. This has no actual effect.

Ten points and a free cookie to the first person to answer correctly where this comes from.

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Your book, now stop advertising! shocked.gif
Unknown2008-08-06 05:39:24
well something Hiriako and Flac discussed before:

Rune of Overpowerment
Depending on your circle, allows critical hits against players at the same rate and effect as against denizens.