OK, in all seriousness, what SHOULD be Thoros/Vathel max damage per swing?

It should scale better to max health, keke~~demizergrush.

I seriously feel for Mage melders.

Me? Whenever someone comes, I can climb into the trees, sap and run, vines and call for help, serpent and teleport to safety, sprint straight past enemy groups, walk around with both Shroud and Blend up, and countless other things.

Silvanus? He has 2 rooms movement, I have 4. He can't sprint. Or leap. He's got rubble so he can barely run in his own demesne, sometimes. He's male, can't be a female kephera, so he's not as tanky as I am. Nor does he have sips on steroids.

Ah, Druids. <3

The garden of finger flowers. (Astrosphere of Cancer.)
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water.
You see exits leading east and southwest.
3336h, 5145m, 5900e, 9p, 23884w esSixkdb-|RR|<<26m 37s 44ms>>
meld
You bend down and trace trails in the water with your fingers. The waters sparkle with flecks of azure light and you feel this location meld into part of your spirit.
3336h, 5095m, 5900e, 10p, 23874w sSixkdb-|RR|<<26m 37s 98744ms>>
{0h, -50m, 0e, 1p}

Vathael enters from the east, emanating an aura of immense power.
3336h, 5095m, 5900e, 10p, 23874w sSixkdb-|RR|<<26m 38s 12272ms>>

Vathael carefully wipes all the poisons off of a broadsword with flame etchings.
3336h, 5095m, 5900e, 10p, 23874w sSixkdb-|RR|<<26m 38s 83969ms>>

Vathael carefully wipes all the poisons off of a broadsword with flame etchings.
3336h, 5095m, 5900e, 10p, 23874w sSixkdb-|RR|<<26m 39s 8519ms>>

With a powerful lunge, Vathael strikes at you with a broadsword with flame etchings. You are feebly struck in your right leg with the blade.
The sounds of the world gradually return to you.
1759h, 5095m, 5900e, 10p, 23874w sSixkb-|RR|<<26m 39s 49532ms>>
{-1577h, 0m, 0e, 0p}
drink health

With a powerful lunge, Vathael strikes at you with a broadsword with flame etchings. The stab to your right thigh leaves a gaping hole.
You shrug off the effects of the poison.
205h, 5095m, 5900e, 10p, 23874w sSixkb-|RR|<<26m 39s 53233ms>>
{-1554h, 0m, 0e, 0p}
read scroll168381
outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry

You bleed 76 health.
129h, 5095m, 5900e, 10p, 23880w sSixkb-|RR|<<26m 39s 55966ms>>
{-76h, 0m, 0e, 0p}
You take a drink from a jade vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
765h, 5095m, 5900e, 10p, 23880w sSixkb-|RR|<<26m 39s 61507ms>>
{636h, 0m, 0e, 0p}

You read a Scroll of Healing.
You feel an invigorating energy rush through you.
831h, 5160m, 5900e, 10p, 23880w sSixkb-|RR|<<26m 39s 74686ms>>
{66h, 65m, 0e, 0p}

You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 78.
831h, 5160m, 5900e, 10p, 23880w sSixkb-|RR|<<26m 39s 99749ms>>

You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
1164h, 5160m, 5900e, 10p, 23880w sSixkb-|RR|<<26m 40s 2448ms>>
{333h, 0m, 0e, 0p}
sw
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
1164h, 5160m, 5900e, 10p, 23880w sSixkb-|RR|<<26m 40s 16561ms>>

The air in the room suddenly sizzles with energy.
1164h, 5160m, 5900e, 10p, 23880w sSixkb-|RR|<<26m 40s 68233ms>>

st tar vathael
Target tar = vathael.
1164h, 5160m, 5900e, 10p, 23880w esSixkb-|RR|<<26m 41s 84257ms>>

You have recovered equilibrium.
1164h, 5160m, 5900e, 10p, 23880w esSixkb-|RR|<<26m 42s 00141ms>>

e
A strange force prevents you from moving that way.
1164h, 5160m, 5900e, 10p, 23880w esSixkb-|RR|<<26m 42s 20555ms>>
sw
A strange force prevents you from moving that way.
1164h, 5160m, 5900e, 10p, 23880w esSixkb-|RR|<<26m 42s 61408ms>>
ql

With a powerful lunge, Vathael strikes at you with a broadsword with flame etchings. The stab to your right thigh leaves a gaping hole.
The point of the blade thrusts through your body and emerges from your back, jolting you upright even as you feel your limbs go numb. You slide off the blade, dropping to the ground as the numbness claims your entire body.
You have been slain by Vathael.
0h, 5160m, 5900e, 10p, 23880w esSix-|RR|<<26m 42s 92423ms>>

Dead in 3.5 seconds. gg

Why is this so hard to understand? No one should take 90% of their health in one attack that involves zero setup. I just did the same thing to Orti and he had no chance.

PS: He has 16 con and no vulns to lightning/fire. 3 hits, 2.98 seconds to death.

I did have a chance to run away. There's a small window I've taken before. Stop complaining and start giving Ideas to what you think it will balance the high damage.

4394h, 3764m, 3220e, 9p, 19510en, 19475w exk-
The song of an angelic choir fills the air with a blazing white light.
You find you must cover your eyes and drop to your knees.
4394h, 3764m, 3220e, 10p, 19510en, 19475w ekbp-
Nydekion whips a huge damascene steel waraxe through the air in front of you, to
no effect.
Cleaving through your defenses, Nydekion makes a slow deadly strike at your left
leg with a huge damascene steel waraxe. You are feebly struck in your left leg
with the blade.
2681h, 3764m, 3220e, 10p, 19510en, 19475w ekbp-
My first time being attacked that death.

Clearly 1.7k swings from a demi-axelord are overpowered.

EDIT: And those bard songs. Passive prone, nerf please.

Clearly 1.7k swings from a demi-axelord are overpowered.

He said I hit him for 1330 - 1200 per hand. So, 2600 - 2400 and he has level 2 racial resists? Heh.