Heresiarch Nariah, Chosen of Destruction exclaims, "Go!"

Pureza reveals to Melville the many loopholes to be found throughout the discussion.

Melville unscrupulously quibbles about the smallest points in his argument, bringing up esoteric
minutiae to support his theories. Pureza laughs in his face and counters every point raised with
facts of arcane trivia that deflates the entire dissertation.

Melville takes a drink from an amethyst vial.

Pureza passionately presents her case, fervently arguing her points with emotional appeals. Melville
is so overwhelmed that he eagerly capitulates to the emotional demands made in the argument.

Melville eats a sparkleberry.
Melville reads a scroll.

Melville unscrupulously quibbles about the smallest points in his argument, bringing up esoteric
minutiae to support his theories. Pureza can only blink in astonishment at this display of
astounding logic.

Melville takes a drink from an amethyst vial.

Pureza unscrupulously quibbles about the smallest points in her argument, bringing up esoteric
minutiae to support her theories. Melville agrees with the logic and concedes all the points raised.
Face burning red, Melville throws up his hands in exasperation and curses loudly, obviously too
discombobulated to engage in further debate.

Pwnd.

Some newbie got owned in a debate. And ya' point is?

Melville is hardly a newbie.

Melville isn't a newbie.

Your lack of attention is showing.

EDIT:

Or this is all a tricky ploy to draw derision for pretended ignorance to convince us that you don't play! If so - well done, sir. If not - nice foot.

Melville could be a newbie to some.

Melville is a newbie.

It didn't play when I was around. Ergo, newbie.

Hmmm... there are many aspects of the game that I am new and/or horrible at. Apparent in the log above.
She obliterated me really really quickly. Not curing the debating affs probably counted for some but I would have lost even if I cured them.

Yeah, just fuel for my arguments. Why make uninteresting logs? I could go and slay some non-combatant and make a log outta it and say "pwnd" after that too. You people that bored that you've nothing better to do than this? Entertain me with logs that are actually amusing to read. I demand it!