That picture with that quote is too perfect.

Everyone has a crowbar close by, right?

Its in the picture even!

That's great. I wonder if all the news stations are going to warn us when it starts.

I scared some of my friends with this today, even listing blackholes, strange matter and dark matter.

During the day one of them came to me and was like "I have a physics quiz next. The LHC needs to hurry the up."

I did the same, only with my roommates. When I saw them after classes ended I said, so you guys are alive?

They've forgiven me.

Why are they all wearing helmets in that picture? I mean, the thing was just built - surely it ought to have some basic structural integrity. I don't particularly like the idea of the ceiling falling down on the LHC, even if it wouldn't do anything but give various people heart attacks.

And for those of you who will say 'torches', I can see two.

i can just imagine this causing a resonance cascade and bringing headcrabs into the world

Not sure why your head has crabs, but I want it to bring some of those things through, from "Howard the Duck"

Generally, if you go that far underground, you're expected to wear hard hats.

So... um... I notice that the world is still here.

the LHC caused two giant earthquakes!!!!

RUUUUNNNNN


http://www.bwana.org/2008/09/10/lhc-powers...arthquakes-hit/

Soooooo... the large collisions to occur on 21st October 2008 will henceforth be dubbed: Project Cosmic Hope.

Europe shall be Magnagora.

>.>

Oh, there's a whole scenario done already.

Europe's going Magnagora whilst Africa's Glomdoring and Asia's Serenwilde (switchable). Unfortunately US and Russia will be in the process of nuking each other at the time of the black hole/dark matter/something weird's creation so they will both be frozen in time. Sorry. I'm thinking UK could be the New Celest, alternatively Canada for the distance. But don't worry Americans! If you apply for your citizenship now you can teleport nexus over to us right before you get thrown into another dimension.

I have dual citizenship. *is OP*

Can I has super powers nao?

@ Revan - I have citizenship or something like that in Ireland, Germany, and Canada thanks to my stepdad. Woot! I'd be Celestian and Mag!

If the US is getting frozen in time, Florida gets to be Dairuchi. -salvation-