Training room.
A comfortable leather chair rests here. Captain Avarath stands here, clad in
hideous scale armour. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is
on the ground.
You see exits leading north (open door), west, and down (closed door).

Captain Avarath fixes you with a contemptuous gaze.

Captain Avarath says, "What do you do when you see another Ur'Guard, Trooper?"

Captain Avarath gives you a respectful salute.

Captain Avarath exclaims, "Salute, Trooper!"

Captain Avarath swaggers round you, prodding you and testing your muscles.

Captain Avarath says, "Got the makings of a good soldier."

Captain Avarath says, "The makings, mark you, you're not there yet."

Captain Avarath prods you painfully in the chest.

Captain Avarath says, "Do you know why you're here, Trooper?"

Captain Avarath says, "Well?"

You give Captain Avarath a respectful salute.

You say, "Yes, Sir!"

Captain Avarath exclaims, "Down on the floor, Trooper!"

You sit yourself down.

Captain Avarath says, "Twenty press-ups."

Captain Avarath says, "GO."

You have emoted: Cuthrael gets into the pushup position, holding himself up with
his thumbs and forefingers.

Captain Avarath nods approvingly.

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

Captain Avarath exclaims, "And up!"

Captain Avarath exclaims, "Get on with it, you maggot!"

Captain Avarath exclaims, "Up and down and up and down!"

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

You say, "ONE CAPTAIN."

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

You say, "TWO CAPTAIN."

Captain Avarath exclaims, "GOOD MAN, KEEP GOING!"

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

You say, "THREE CAPTAIN."

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

You say, "FOUR CAPTAIN."

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

You say, "FIIIIIIVE CAPTAAAAAAIN."

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

You say, "SIX CAPTAIN."

Captain Avarath glares about himself angrily.

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

You say, "SEVEN CAPTAAAAAIN."

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

Captain Avarath swaggers about you, glowering.

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

Captain Avarath exclaims, "Keep going, Trooper!"

You say, "EIGHT CAPTAIN."

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

You say, "NINE CAPTAIN."

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

You exclaim, "TEEEEEEEEEN CAPTAIN AVARATH, SIIIR!"

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

You say, "ELEVER CAPTAIN!"

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

Captain Avarath exclaims, "KEEP DOING YOUR PRESSUPS AND RECITE THE MOTTO!"

Captain Avarath exclaims, "TELL ME WHAT EMPOWERS YOU!"

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

You say, "DISCIPLINE EMPOWERS ME, TWELVE CAPTAIN."

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

Captain Avarath exclaims, "And down!"

Captain Avarath exclaims, "And up!"

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

Captain Avarath exclaims, "And down!"

You say, "THIRTEEN CAPTAIN."

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

You say, "FOURTEEN CAPTAIN."

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

You exclaim, "FIFTEEEEEEEN CAPTAIN AVARATH, SIR!"

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

You say, "SIXTEEEEEEN."

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

You say, "SEVEN.....TEEEEEEEEN CAPTAIN AVARATH, SIR."

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

You say, "EIGHTEEN."

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

You say, "ONE MORE FOR THE CAPTAAAAAIN."

You have emoted: Cuthrael lowers himself.

You have emoted: Cuthrael brings himself to the up position.

Captain Avarath says, "On your feet, Trooper. ON YOUR FEET."

Captain Avarath exclaims, "Atten'CHEN!"

You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.

You give Captain Avarath a respectful salute.

Captain Avarath says, "Stand easy."

You say, "THANK YOU, SIR."

You have emoted: Cuthrael stands at ease.

Captain Avarath says, "We are the Ur'Guard, Trooper."

Captain Avarath says, "And you know what that means?"

Captain Avarath says, "IT MEANS WE'RE THE BEST."

Captain Avarath says, "IT MEANS WHEN WE'RE GIVEN AN ORDER WE DO IT."

Captain Avarath says, "IT MEANS THAT WHEN OUR OFFICER TELLS US TO PULL OUT OUR
EYES, CUT OFF OUR BOLLOCKS AND PUSH THEM IN THE BLOODY SOCKETS, WHAT DO WE DO?"

Captain Avarath pushes you backwards, roughly.

Captain Avarath says, "WHAT DO WE DO?"

You say, "WE DO AS WE'RE TOLD SIR."

Captain Avarath says, "YES WE DO, TROOPER."

Captain Avarath says, "BECAUSE WHAT IS OUR MOTTO, TROOPER?"

You exclaim, "DISCIPLINE EMPOWERS ME, SIR!!"

Captain Avarath says, "AND WHAT DOES INDISCIPLINE DO?"

You exclaim, "IT WEAKENS ME CAPTAIN AVARATH, SIR!!"

Captain Avarath says, "NOT JUST YOU, THE WHOLE UR'GUARD."

Captain Avarath says, "It makes a mockery of the army of darkness, Cuthrael."

Captain Avarath says, "WHAT DOES IT MAKE?"

You exclaim, "IT MAKES THE EN....TIRE ARMY WEAK, SIR!!"

Captain Avarath says, "THAT'S RIGHT, SOLDIER."

Bhairan arrives from the west.

Captain Avarath exclaims, "Atten'CHEN!"

Bhairan gives Captain Avarath a respectful salute.

Captain Avarath gives Bhairan a respectful salute.

You have emoted: Cuthrael stands at attention.

You give Bhairan a respectful salute.

Bhairan nods his head at you.

Captain Avarath says, "Stand'easy."

You have emoted: Cuthrael stands at ease.

Captain Avarath says, "WHAT IS THE MOTTO, TROOPER?"

You exclaim, "DISCIPLINE EMPOWERS ME, SIR!!"

Captain Avarath says, "WHAT DID YOU DO WRONG, TROOPER?"

You exclaim, "I DISOBEYED A DIRECT ORDER, SIR!!"

Captain Avarath says, "WHAT WON'T YOU EVER DO AGAIN, TROOPER?"

You exclaim, "NOOOOOO CAPTAIN AVARATH, SIR!!"

Captain Avarath says, "I SAID, WHAT WON'T YOU EVER DO AGAIN, TROOPER?"

You exclaim, "I WILL NEVER, EVER DISOBEY A DIRECT ORDER AGAIN, SIR!!"

Captain Avarath exclaims, "ATTENCHEN!"

You have emoted: Cuthrael stands at attention.

Captain Avarath gives you a respectful salute.

Captain Avarath says, "DISMISSED, TROOPER CUTHRAEL."

Captain Avarath gives you a respectful salute.

You give Captain Avarath a respectful salute.

You have emoted: Cuthrael wipes the sweat from his brow.