I'm not a woman damnit!

the invisible man

Yes, but the costume would be far more hilarious. Go as Catwoman.

Or Black Canary. You know you want to wear fishnet leggings.

Go as yourself and claim that this planet percieves you in your current form

Nah, JK. Go as Green Lantern, because he never gets any love.

wolverine

You know why? What kind of lame weakness is the color yellow, I ask you. Also, he had the ability to create anything and he was very uncreative. He SHOULDN'T get any love.

The best excuse ever for getting out of a party you don't want to go to. I'll be keeping that one in the bag.

Buy Kerosene. Go as the human torch.

Slightly scary...

Color Yellow weakness was dealt with. A while ago. He was actually quite creative too. Maybe you're talking about a different incarnation then I am?

Wear yellow Spandex. Attach knives to your hands. Go as Wolverine.

Green Latern(s) is (are all) retarded and I hated him. :/


LOL I'LL MAKE A BIG GREEN FIST...AGAIN! OR A BIRD-CAGE!

Why not make a mini bomb, force their mouth open, and make them swallow it? Makes more sense...

That's exactly what I meant by not creative! Finally someone who understands my struggle...

I make a vice grip to hold you, dunk you in water, and cool it to ice with a giant fan...seen it happen too.

Well actually I read a comic where GL summoned a giant hammer and sickle to deal with some russians in fighter jets. It was quite amusing.

Let's say I'm a supervillain. Let's call me Dr. Nuetrino. I am sending a hydrogen bomb back in time to Washington D.C. in the 1920s. You are the Green Lantern. Stop me.

Edit: Go as Dr. Neutrino.

...How old was this comic?

I may get into trouble with this. Sorry mods, if I do.
It's not a superhero, but it's funny.
Go bare chested. When they ask, say you are Premature Ejaculation Man!

>.>

When they don't get it, tell them you came in your jeans.