A new Ascendant rises! By decree of Magistrate Thoros and with full support of
the Iron Council, let it be known that the Mighty Province of Magnagora has this
day imbued Thoros with the energies of the Megalith of Doom, raising a Vernal
Ascendant!

Romero, Fist of Luciphage shouts, "Shout that ."
Sepulchral whispers seethe across the Basin as the voice of Torturer Vathael
Feyranti rumbles, "Bleed on!"

(Vathael's was intentional...Romero's not so much)

You say, "Dearly beloved and barely stood for we are gathered here today to form
the quite unholy union of Meshora and Eterelu."

Meshora beams broadly.

Eterelu's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

You say, "If any Serakus have reason this wedding should not be done, speak now
or forever hold your piece. pleading insanity is not cause to stop the wedding."

You say, "I am fully aware they are both crazy."

Meshora gives Seraku the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Silent Flame Seraku n'Kylbar says, "We have no objections whatsoever."

Eterelu's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

Whirlwind of Chaos, Meshora, Song Slinger says to Seraku, "You say you have a
reason I will have you.....oh."

Meshora beams broadly.

Seraku nods his head at himself.

You say, "Eterelu do you swear to take Meshora as your wife through thick and
through thin, till the fates no longer allow her to return do you part?"

Seeker Eterelu, Clockwork Minstrel says, "I do."

You tell Whirlwind of Chaos, Meshora, Song Slinger, "Fine fine."

You say, "It is my duty to inform you that accepting these terms also waives
your right to claim any form of abuse."

Eterelu chuckles long and heartily.

Seeker Eterelu, Clockwork Minstrel says, "I am aware."

The corners of Eterelu's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Meshora gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

A wry smile spreads across Seraku's face.

You say, "In that case...."

Meshora brandishes her fists at you.

Eterelu beams broadly at Meshora.

Whirlwind of Chaos, Meshora, Song Slinger says to you, "Do not scare him away,
he is MINE! I GOT HIM FAIR AND SQUARE!"

Meshora flutters her eyelashes at Eterelu.

Seraku smirks.

Eterelu licks Meshora.

You say, "Meshora do you take Eterelu to be your lawfully wedded husband, to
have and to hold even when he really ticks you off?"

Meshora ponders the situation.

You say, "Be aware that its not kidnapping so long as its not a place he wouldnt
go anyway."

Whirlwind of Chaos, Meshora, Song Slinger says to you, "Like, really REALLY
ticks me off, or just really ticks me off?"

Meshora ponders the situation.

A wry smile spreads across Seraku's face.

Meshora hums innocently to herself.

You say, "Really really ticks you off should result in making up in some form."

The corners of Meshora's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Whirlwind of Chaos, Meshora, Song Slinger says, "In that case YES!"

You say, "In that case."

Whirlwind of Chaos, Meshora, Song Slinger says, "I do I do I do I do."

Eterelu's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

Meshora rubs up against Eterelu affectionately.

Eterelu inches bashfully over to Meshora and nuzzles her tenderly.

You say, "With Seraku as a witness who will likely be quite traumatized by this
later...."

Meshora giggles happily.

Seraku says, "Pssshhhh..."

The corners of Eterelu's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Silent Flame Seraku n'Kylbar says, "I've seen worse."

Meshora thwaps Seraku on the head.

Seraku smirks.

Whirlwind of Chaos, Meshora, Song Slinger says to Seraku, "Be traumatized, it
will make the sex I have with Eterelu better."

Meshora looks about herself suspiciously.

Eterelu licks Meshora.

You say, "I now pronounce you husband and wife, may the Soulless save us all
from the two of you."

Meshora snickers softly to herself.

A wry smile spreads across Seraku's face.

You formally wed Meshora to Eterelu.

Meshora nods her head at you, showing her acceptance.

Seraku claps his hands together merrily.

Meshora urges you onwards.

Whirlwind of Chaos, Meshora, Song Slinger says, "Say it, say it!"

Meshora urges you onwards.

You shout, "Congratulations Meshora and Eterelu! May your spawn be limited, as
we can barely handle just the two of you!"

You say, "You may kiss the bride."

Eterelu kisses Meshora passionately.

Her tongue dancing gracefully, Meshora kisses Eterelu with melting passion.

"Awwwww!" Seraku says.

Silent Flame Seraku n'Kylbar says, "Okay.. Now to find a therapist."

...Cheers rose up from the combined forces of the Forest of Serenwilde and New Celest...

As each of the false gods fell, slowly but surely, to the combined forces of Serenwilde and New Celest, and separately Magnagora, the skies continued to crack and reality itself shuttered as the Tapestry began to fray.

Whar eez glomdoring oh gods dont delete usss

Considering they left about a quarter of the way into the deal?

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Whar eez glomdoring oh gods dont delete usss

So I was talking to Malicia and I finally got her to send me some screenshots of her desktop..



It's really time for an update.

Oi, I just saw this. You're cruel.

Hey, I at leeeeeeast have xp.

Oi, I just saw this. You're cruel.

Hey, I at leeeeeeast have xp.

He did it when you weren't even online? That seems...weird... I'd have thought he'd have some sort of ceremonial bitchslapping or something...