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by Charune

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Kaalak2008-10-18 04:01:35
On Lusternia reproduction.

(XXXXX): Name Removed says, "A male Luciden would be about the same as a glass dildo."
Kaalak2008-10-18 04:35:01
(XXXXX) Imitating McCain says, "I'm going to sit in your lap and tell you a story about the economy."
Celina2008-10-18 05:15:15
Kaalak tells you, "Moment... being urinated on."
Kaalak2008-10-18 05:15:51
A gentle melody begins to sound throughout the area, like raindrops upon the
ground.
You can't help but notice a strange stench wafting around your vicinity. Baz the
great winged wallaby tries to look nonchalant but deliberately points her paws
towards the joey who is looking indignant.

WTF
Arin2008-10-18 05:29:39
I feed my pet wrong.
Unknown2008-10-18 06:02:47
You stare deep into Rantyr's soul and discern that:
Rantyr's health stands at 1205/1256.
Rantyr's mana stands at 945/1068.
Rantyr's ego stands at 1068/1068.
Rantyr's power stands at 0/10.

Autumnal Myrkr, Initiate of Night's Secrets
Strength : 8 Dexterity : 15 Constitution : 10
Intelligence : 17 Size : 5 Charisma : 18


You ask, "Ready?"
3230h, 4860m, 5100e, 7p ex-
Rantyr nods his head emphatically.
3230h, 4860m, 5100e, 7p x-

You change your debating mindset to be pedantic.
3230h, 4860m, 5100e, 7p ex-
You unscrupulously quibble about the smallest points in your argument, bringing
up esoteric minutiae to support your theories. Rantyr agrees with the logic and
concedes all your points.
Face burning red, Rantyr throws up his hands in exasperation and curses loudly,
obviously too discombobulated to engage in further debate.
After a long pause in you and your interlocutor's dialectic, you lose interest
in the debate and let your mind drift to other things.
3230h, 4860m, 5100e, 7p x-

You stare blankly at Rantyr.
3230h, 4860m, 5100e, 7p ex-

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No ego attack? mellow.gif

Celina2008-10-18 06:57:17
5314h, 4343m, 7849e, 10p, 24030en, 21314w sixkdb-

A small object wreathed in lightning hurtles through the sky in a brief flash of
gold.
A blinding flash fills your vision as a dagger of electricity pierces through
your chest. The blade reaches all the way to your heart, sending wave after wave
of agonizing lightning throughout your very being.
The force field around you flares, absorbing all damage.
5314h, 4668m, 6565e, 10p, 24060en, 21196w esixkdb-

A jagged bolt of brilliant white lightning shears across the sky.
You scream as a jagged bolt of brilliant white lightning strikes down from the
skies and hits you, sizzling your flesh.
The force field around you flares, absorbing all damage.
5314h, 4668m, 6112e, 10p, 24060en, 21196w esixkdb-

A jagged bolt of brilliant white lightning shears across the sky.
You scream as a jagged bolt of brilliant white lightning strikes down from the
skies and hits you, sizzling your flesh.
The force field around you flares, absorbing all damage.
5314h, 4668m, 5168e, 10p, 24060en, 21196w esixkdb-

A blinding wall of power briefly envelops the area before fading just as quickly
away.
A blazing wall of Divine power quickly manifests to engulf you completely,
drowning your scream amidst the roaring sounds of power surging like lightning
throughout your form.
The force field around you flares, absorbing all damage.
5314h, 4668m, 3369e, 10p, 24060en, 21196w esixkdb-

A jagged bolt of brilliant white lightning shears across the sky.
You scream as a jagged bolt of brilliant white lightning strikes down from the
skies and hits you, sizzling your flesh.
The force field around you flares, absorbing all damage.
5314h, 4668m, 2425e, 10p, 24060en, 21210w esixkdb-

Love me some illithoid
Ialie2008-10-18 07:17:11
4840h, 6900m, 7935e, 10p, 18898en, 27900w ex -Vote-beast summon Ezyth

What beast are you trying to summon?
4840h, 6900m, 7935e, 10p, 18900en, 27900w ex -Vote-mounts

Your loyal mounts are here:
4840h, 6900m, 7935e, 10p, 18900en, 27850w x -Vote-

(Serenwilde): Casilu says, "Someone trying to summon me?"
Casilu2008-10-18 07:18:45
QUOTE(Ialie @ Oct 18 2008, 12:17 AM) 572448
4840h, 6900m, 7935e, 10p, 18898en, 27900w ex -Vote-beast summon Ezyth

What beast are you trying to summon?
4840h, 6900m, 7935e, 10p, 18900en, 27900w ex -Vote-mounts

Your loyal mounts are here:
4840h, 6900m, 7935e, 10p, 18900en, 27850w x -Vote-

(Serenwilde): Casilu says, "Someone trying to summon me?"


Someone WAS trying to summon me. crying.gif I'll jump some people for it later.
Aramel2008-10-18 09:51:55
After about the 20th try:

You thrust your palm towards a hulking green weevil and a burst of silver light
shoots out from it burning into a hulking green weevil, who cries out in pain.
A frown on a hulking green weevil's face suddenly changes to horror as his skin
begins to glow with an inner silver light. Moonlight erupts from the pores of
his skin as he tries to scream but is instead consumed by the power of the moon.
You have slain a hulking green weevil.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have
advanced to level 99.
You have reached the illustrious level of Titan.
You have earned the blessing of the Elder Gods!
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a hulking green weevil.

(Serenwilde): You say, "I now never want to see another weevil ever."

Rika Talnara says, "A present for you!"

Rika gives a purple and gold present to you.

Utterly entranced, you emit a long "Ooooh."

You say, "Better not be loti."

Rika Talnara says, "Not loti."

You quickly unwrap a purple and gold present, which sprays glittering silver
dust and cheerful confetti into the air, and excitedly pull the corpse of a
giant red weevil from within.

Rika quickly ducks down.

wub.gif
Rika2008-10-18 09:55:12
Whee! jumpfire.gif jumpfire.gif jumpfire.gif
Esano2008-10-18 10:04:06
Congrats!

ct Quick, kill Aramel
Aramel2008-10-18 10:06:59
Griefer.
whatthe.gif
Rika2008-10-18 10:08:38
QUOTE(Esano @ Oct 18 2008, 11:04 PM) 572469
Congrats!

ct Quick, kill Aramel


I did this instead:
ct Aramel is a titan now, and we all know how much essence those are worth
smile.gif
Unknown2008-10-18 14:39:46
QUOTE(rika @ Oct 18 2008, 10:58 AM) 572460
Being called a griefer for stopping someone from doing the TBC quest. :|

Ardmore2008-10-18 14:43:51
QUOTE(Aramel @ Oct 18 2008, 05:51 AM) 572467
You thrust your palm towards a hulking green weevil and a burst of silver light
shoots out from it burning into a hulking green weevil, who cries out in pain.
A frown on a hulking green weevil's face suddenly changes to horror as his skin
begins to glow with an inner silver light. Moonlight erupts from the pores of
his skin as he tries to scream but is instead consumed by the power of the moon.
You have slain a hulking green weevil.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have
advanced to level 99.
You have reached the illustrious level of Titan.
You have earned the blessing of the Elder Gods!
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a hulking green weevil.

Grats! smile.gif
Unknown2008-10-18 21:57:33
Aramel I -know- you didn't weevil till titan....











And if you did, I salute you. blackeye.gif
Unknown2008-10-18 22:10:32
QUOTE(Thoros LaSaet @ Oct 18 2008, 05:57 PM) 572576
Aramel I -know- you didn't weevil till titan....
And if you did, I salute you. blackeye.gif

Aramel would be 10 orders of magnitude more awsome then anybody else out there if she did.
Rika2008-10-18 23:11:24
What? No one actually does it the whole way through. tongue.gif

...right? unsure.gif
Unknown2008-10-18 23:38:57
QUOTE(rika @ Oct 18 2008, 07:11 PM) 572598
What? No one actually does it the whole way through. tongue.gif

...right? unsure.gif

I tried it with a Char once. It didn't work well.