Quotes 5

by Charune

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Ixion2009-01-20 06:24:39
You use 10000 of your divine essence.
You throw your arms up to the skies and conjure a bolt of brilliant white lightning, which you hurl
towards a masked imperial merian.
You have slain a masked imperial merian.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
Celina2009-01-20 07:26:18
A shining ray, like a silver rainbow, appears in the sky before quickly fading away.
A silver beam arcs from the sky towards you, splitting into many tiny rays. Each pierces you with a keening sound, silvery smoke leaking from the wounds.
Your illusory doppleganger completely absorbs the damage.
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A jagged bolt of brilliant white lightning shears across the sky.
You scream as a jagged bolt of brilliant white lightning strikes down from the skies and hits you, sizzling your flesh.
Your illusory doppleganger completely absorbs the damage.
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Your very breath freezes before you as the skies turn white with wintry rage.
The air around you suddenly turns frigid as a winter storm rages, the clouds collide as a white spark of energy blazes forth, slamming into your chest, charring your flesh and wracking your body with pain.
Your illusory doppleganger completely absorbs the damage.
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A venomous vein of black fire cleaves the firmament, trailing a helix of soot in its wake.
A venomous vein of black fire maims the firmament, trailing a helix of soot in its wake. Your head snaps back as the fiery scourge cleaves into your throat, sucking the breath from your being.
Your illusory doppleganger completely absorbs the damage.
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You hear the sigh of a bow string as a crackling green arrow pierces the sky.
Green encompasses your vision as a crackling arrow pierces your shoulder, the brief pain followed by a searing agony.
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A small object wreathed in lightning hurtles through the sky in a brief flash of gold.
A blinding flash fills your vision as a dagger of electricity pierces through your chest. The blade reaches all the way to your heart, sending wave after wave of agonizing lightning throughout your very being.
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A very tiny bit of light floats skyward, where it suddenly lances down in an arc of pure white energy.
You barely notice a tiny mote of light in the sky before a bolt of pure energy arcs out of it, slamming into your chest. Agony rolls over your body as the energy courses through you.
Your illusory doppleganger completely absorbs the damage.
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Echoed whispers flood the area in a deluge of mutterings and murmurs which echo briefly before fading into nothing.
Your sight succumbs to the vision of an incorporeal nightmare, enigmatic and treacherous, as your body seizes in agony at the power unleashed like lightning by the phantom.
Your illusory doppleganger completely absorbs the damage.
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Good grief. Thank god for illusoryself.

Who is the last one?
Shiri2009-01-20 07:28:45
Last one is Alianna.

After aforementioned ridiculous zap-ganking (we're so gonna get that nerfed):

Lord Jigan, the Crimson Brook yells, "We get it. You can shoot lightning, owls,
daggers, and assorted things out your arses. And you can all do it at once too.
I truely am amazed."

EDIT: One of those people has a boring zap! Upgrade plx
Celina2009-01-20 07:32:36
wub.gif Jigan
Jigan2009-01-20 07:42:43
(Newbie): Deminedel says, "I begged a fink in Newman's place, and it said "Who
are you anyways?" so I typed "Say I am Deminedel" and my ego just drianed
completely... why is that."

dazed.gif
Casilu2009-01-20 08:05:43

(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "It looks like Talkan has been a good little altar boy this year."
Xiel2009-01-20 08:25:32
CODE
A grim smile spreads across Alianna's features as she closes her eyes in
concentration and softly whispers Shikha's name.
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Desitrus snaps his fingers and a tiny spark of energy drifts skywards. As it
reaches its peak, Desitrus clearly speaks the name "Shikha", and a streak of
energy arcs down from the spark into the distance.
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As he manifests a crackling dagger of electricity, Shuyin mutters the name of
Shikha. With a practiced flick of the wrist, it erupts from his hand to pierce
through his helpless foe.
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Nydekion throws his arms up to the skies and conjures a bolt of brilliant white
lightning, which he hurls through the skies.
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"I sing for immortality." you sing, as the rhythmic melodies of the seasons ring
from a black violin laced with tendrils of silver.
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You are currently on the 9th stanza of "Sonata".
Without further performance, the song will end in 350 seconds.
You are attended by the spirits of five of your ancestors.
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Vathael's eyes turn to livid orbs of black as he summons a vein of black fire,
lashing it across the firmament. With a cocky smirk, he watches the trailing
soot as it dissipates into the atmosphere.
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Sarrasri's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
As Sarrasri closes her eyes, a crescent-shaped bow and a crackling green arrow
manifests. She inhales in perfect calm as the arrow is loosed, seeking out her
prey.
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The air around Asmodea visibly ripples with power as bitterly cold winds
suddenly whip around you. Her eyes flare with luminescent white energy, causing
your very breath to begin to freeze as she summons forth the wrath of the winter
storm.
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Sarrasri takes a long drag off her pipe.
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You must regain equilibrium first.
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You must regain equilibrium first.
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You must regain equilibrium first.
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Frothy water swirls at your feet and glowing foam travels up your body.
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You must regain equilibrium first.
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You must regain equilibrium first.
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You must regain equilibrium first.
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You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Asmodea.
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You must regain equilibrium first.
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You must regain equilibrium first.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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You use 10000 of your divine essence.
Willing your Divine power to manifest itself into a crackling aura of light and
energy, your power flares to cascade violently throughout the area, seeking
Shikha out.
The music here inspires you to greater heights.
The swirling of ancestral spirits inspires you with memories of fealty and duty.
You have slain Shikha.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
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Eee, zaps managed in the nick of time. cheer.gif
Unknown2009-01-20 08:28:10
QUOTE (Jigan @ Jan 20 2009, 03:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Newbie): Deminedel says, "I begged a fink in Newman's place, and it said "Who
are you anyways?" so I typed "Say I am Deminedel" and my ego just drianed
completely... why is that."

dazed.gif

I was laughing so hard at that, by the time I was done, two people had already replied to it.
Reiha2009-01-20 08:52:56
(Aquamancers): Eventru says, "Shall We set Enero on fire so that his screams
keep you company, Reiha?"

(Aquamancers): Eventru says, "Rather barbaric, but it will break the tedium of
silence."

(Aquamancers): Enero (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "I'm in my meld,
simple fire won't hurt much, Lord Eventru."

(Aquamancers): Enero (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Now... if it's
different kid of fire, I'm not interested, thank You very much."
Shaddus2009-01-20 09:13:51
QUOTE
The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "Beware, Glomdoring. Doman's coming, and he's gotten into Jarana's rogue
again."

You smirk.

Lord Jigan, the Crimson Brook says, "Rouge."
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Lord Jigan, the Crimson Brook says, "Rouge, Rouge, Rouge."
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The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "Ahem. Rouge. Yes."

You say, "I should shout "He's not coming, he's just breathing heavy"."

Lord Jigan, the Crimson Brook says, "Offer sanctuary to the nubile women of
Glomdoring in your manse."

Jigan nudges you suggestively.

You shout, "The nubile young ladies of Glomdoring may seek refuge in my manse,
to stay away from Doman's defilings."
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Rika tells you, "Which manse?!"
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The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "Out of the pan and into the oven."
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The corners of Jigan's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
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Rika tells you, "Lesser of two evils, as they say."
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reply come2me? wink.gif
You tell Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Fist of the Agile, "Come2me? wink.gif"
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You see Lord Jigan, the Crimson Brook shout, "Just don't let him use your
broiler, ladies."

Jigan hums a happy tune.
With righteous fury, you place a sharp kick upon the shin of Jigan.
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Astraea Nightshade shouts, "The nubile young ladies of Glomdoring can withstand
these temptations, I assure you, and You, o'glittering Lord."
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Rika tells you, "I'll just hide in Etherglom and hope for the best."
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You say, "She doesn't count, she's neither young nor nubile."
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Lord Jigan, the Crimson Brook says, "Yeah."
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Lord Jigan, the Crimson Brook says, "Go for the busty young ones clad in tight
black leather."
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Chef Arix Carthan, Maker of Delicious Rainbows shouts, "The young ladies of
Glomdoring have been around enough that they know to stay away from people like
Doman and Shaddus."
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The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "Oh, most excellent. Beware, he's dressed all in black and weeping over
some personal affront We have done him. Please send him back relatively unharmed
- We do enjoy making him suffer."

High Chief Rhaell Rhaal, Jaguar Scout shouts, "Oh yes, they've certainly been
around."

Astraea Nightshade shouts, "Cast no aspersions onto the sanctity of a proper
Wyrden lady, lest we look more closely at your own misdeeds, you frisky Seren."

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "Ah, yes. This, mortals, is what We like to call the hard-worked oven
accusing the smithy's gloves blackened from use. Tsk, tsk."
Shaddus2009-01-20 09:25:50
QUOTE
:After mailing a pie to Eventru:

A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory
and gold into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.
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You are startled as a maple walnut meringue bounces harmlessly off you after
being thrown at you by Eventru.
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Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Walnuts are disgusting."
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Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.
An illithoid reaver says, "This is Magnagora Eventru, and I'll break your neck
if you forget it."

:Then I mail a cupcake to him:

A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory
and gold into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.
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You are startled as a kafe cup cake bounces harmlessly off you after being
thrown at you by Eventru.
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Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We hate cakes bound in paper."
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Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.
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omg
Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"
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take cake
You pick up a kafe cup cake.
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Jigan looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
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Jigan leaves to the south.
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"Meh," you say nonchalantly.
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eat cake
You eat a kafe cup cake with gusto.
Removing the paper from around the cup cake, you begin to eat the sweet kafe
flavoured treat. The warm cake practically melting in your mouth as you eat it.
As you reach the centre, you encounter a warm paste, tasting heavily of kafe.
The paste and the cake mix together to enhance the flavour of the cake with the
taste of the bean in two forms.
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You say, "Waste not, want not."
Doman2009-01-20 10:56:58
Eventru is awesome. No one can deny it anymore
Arix2009-01-20 11:21:21
I still find him annoying
Dai2009-01-20 11:23:27
Until I see him play an electric guitar solo behind his head - on a flute - he sucks. Everyone sucks till they do that.

I lead a very disappointing life
Saran2009-01-20 12:36:18
QUOTE (Doman @ Jan 20 2009, 09:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Eventru is awesome. No one can deny it anymore


I don't know, it seems more childish than awesome.
Celina2009-01-20 13:33:31
QUOTE (Doman @ Jan 20 2009, 05:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Eventru is awesome. No one can deny it anymore


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QUOTE (Arix @ Jan 20 2009, 06:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I still find him annoying


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Iola2009-01-20 13:44:13
I can't make my mind up about Eventru, and more and more I get the impression that...that's the idea wink.gif
Noola2009-01-20 14:00:02
Eventru makes me laugh and laugh and laugh! "We hate cakes bound in paper" That's freakin hilarious. laugh.gif

What an awesome amount of laughter to start the day with!
Dai2009-01-20 14:34:53
QUOTE (Noola @ Jan 20 2009, 02:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Eventru makes me laugh and laugh and laugh! "We hate cakes bound in paper" That's freakin hilarious. laugh.gif

What an awesome amount of laughter to start the day with!

You seem too happy to be healthy. You need to be more miserable.
Aerotan2009-01-20 14:36:23
QUOTE (Dai @ Jan 20 2009, 07:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You seem too happy to be healthy. You need to be more miserable.

Play nice, sunshine.