Quotes 5

by Charune

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Kante2009-01-24 21:46:43

(Newbie): Corey says, "Aww man im a paladin i cant drink in celest."
4948h, 3156m, 3156e, 10p, 22081en, 11960w exkb-
(Newbie): Xenthos says, "There are many regulations against drinking in various organizations, yes."
4948h, 3156m, 3156e, 10p, 22121en, 11960w exkb-
(Newbie): Corey says, "Where can i drink my whiskey to get drunk at."
Celina2009-01-24 22:01:36
QUOTE (Kante @ Jan 24 2009, 04:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Newbie): Corey says, "Aww man im a paladin i cant drink in celest."
4948h, 3156m, 3156e, 10p, 22081en, 11960w exkb-
(Newbie): Xenthos says, "There are many regulations against drinking in various organizations, yes."
4948h, 3156m, 3156e, 10p, 22121en, 11960w exkb-
(Newbie): Corey says, "Where can i drink my whiskey to get drunk at."


Special fellow. He flipped me the bird earlier.
Kante2009-01-24 22:09:33
QUOTE (Celina @ Jan 24 2009, 05:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Special fellow. He flipped me the bird earlier.

Damn thee, grace of innocence!
Xenthos2009-01-24 22:13:40
QUOTE (Kante @ Jan 24 2009, 04:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Newbie): Corey says, "Aww man im a paladin i cant drink in celest."
4948h, 3156m, 3156e, 10p, 22081en, 11960w exkb-
(Newbie): Xenthos says, "There are many regulations against drinking in various organizations, yes."
4948h, 3156m, 3156e, 10p, 22121en, 11960w exkb-
(Newbie): Corey says, "Where can i drink my whiskey to get drunk at."

You missed these:

(Newbie): Corey says, "How do i becomme shobEr."

and, much later:

Corey has died due to throwing up his innards.
Kante2009-01-24 22:15:09
That's beautiful. Brings a tear to my eye.
Rika2009-01-25 03:42:39
Nejii welcomed Arix into the Cult.

Chef Arix Carthan, Cultist of the Mad Shedder (Male Wild Elfen).
Shiri2009-01-25 03:43:03
fabricated
Rika2009-01-25 03:43:19
QUOTE (Shiri @ Jan 25 2009, 04:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
fabricated


Is not.

Edit:
Nubby's Cultist Arix Carthan, Badger Enthusiast (Male Wild Elfen).
Aramel2009-01-25 04:05:16
It's always entertaining to make Nejii go ?!.
Shaddus2009-01-25 04:19:12
QUOTE (rika @ Jan 24 2009, 09:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is not.

Edit:
Nubby's Cultist Arix Carthan, Badger Enthusiast (Male Wild Elfen).

Mad Badger Cultist Arix Carthan, Animal Sacrifice Division
Shaddus2009-01-25 06:10:52
QUOTE
Ceren (from the Astral Plane) says, "I burped and woke up the hobo behind me."
Esano2009-01-25 06:15:12
Celina (from the Astral Plane) says, "I'm a girl sad.gif."

Celina (from the Astral Plane) says, "After the surgery I will be, at least."
Unknown2009-01-25 06:18:00
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Shaddus2009-01-25 06:20:02
QUOTE (Thoros LaSaet @ Jan 25 2009, 12:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
roflmao.gif roflmao.gif hahahahaha roflmao.gif roflmao.gif

Dude. Should I post Celina's pic?
Unknown2009-01-25 06:20:59
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Jan 25 2009, 06:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dude. Should I post Celina's pic?


It's funny but it would get you forum banned.
Celina2009-01-25 06:34:49
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Unknown2009-01-25 09:26:27
QUOTE
Thin waterfall.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A rowan sapling
clings tenaciously to the ground here. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts
up from the ground, chilling the air. Ashteru and you are here, holding hands. He wields a
silver ravenwood klangaxe with both hands.


Talented man...

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Heh, Ash, this is gonna be the first time I've actually
followed through on an engagement in a game."

(Skeleton Hearth): Vathael (from Limbo) says, ".."

(Skeleton Hearth): Kelysa says, "And with Ashteru no less."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "I tend to get bored and forget about the marriage part."

(Skeleton Hearth): Kelysa says, "Sure, but this is like taking your first riding lesson
with a bull."

(Skeleton Hearth): Kelysa says, "Ashteru has thrown more brides off than old tramples von
steerhorn VII."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Hey."
4030h, 4305m, 4860e, 10p, 17600en, 20000w exb-

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "It was 2."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Ah so that's why he wants to hurry up and get married."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "So he can start chasing someone younger!"

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "I don't want to say it's a shotgun wedding, Sad."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "But it is."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "*loads axe*."


Commence the ceremony!

With a flourish, Ashteru slips a silver ravenwood klangaxe into a bone and iron frogge.

You have emoted: Sadhyra smiles softly at you as she steps closer.

Merciless Chieftain, Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of the Enigma wraps his arms around your
waist and presses a kiss on your lips.

You have emoted: Sadhyra softly returns the kiss, before murmuring, "Should we...say
anything?"

Smiling wryly, Merciless Chieftain, Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of the Enigma asks, "I don't
know. Any last words?"

You have emoted: Sadhyra thinks for a moment, her gaze drifting across your face.

After a moment of silence, you say, "I guess you're good enough for me."

With a hint of reproach, you say, "Lucky man. Better be glad you get this shelled wonder
of a Queen."

Putting a finger to his lips and feigning thinking, Merciless Chieftain, Ashteru d'Illici,
Avatar of the Enigma says, "Thanks to me, a shelled wonder, eh. Well, I guess this works,
you are nearly my equal, only thing better than you would be me, anyway."

The corners of Ashteru's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You have emoted: Sadhyra tilts her head, generously saying, "You confused the order of
that comparison, darling, but I'll let it slide."

Merciless Chieftain, Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of the Enigma says, "I love you, you
insectoid queen you."

Ashteru kisses you passionately.

You have earned the blessing of the Elder Gods!

You have emoted: Sadhyra gives your hand a soft squeeze as she returns the kiss. "And I,
you, husband."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Wait, I was divorced 3 times."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Who was the third..."


^That's promising...

You have emoted: Sadhyra pauses, leaning back as she stares at you. In a louder, more
normal voice, she asks, "So. When do I get my ring?"

Merciless Chieftain, Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of the Enigma says, "...right."

Merciless Chieftain, Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of the Enigma says, "Ring, huh."

You stare implacably at Ashteru.

Snapping his fingers, Merciless Chieftain, Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of the Enigma says, "I
knew I forgot something."

Ashteru gives a plush doll of Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation to you.

Merciless Chieftain, Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of the Enigma says, "Have a doll."

You stare implacably at Ashteru.

Merciless Chieftain, Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of the Enigma smiles and says, "I love you."

You grumble angrily.

You say, "Yeah yeah."

(Glomdoring): Ashteru says, "So, do we have a jeweler around?"

Merciless Chieftain, Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of the Enigma says, "Fine, fine."

You clap your hands together merrily.

You say, "Love you too."
Unknown2009-01-25 09:31:52
Oh, and this is what happens when you ask for a ring!

QUOTE
Ashteru gives a webbed wedding band of platinum to you.

Utterly entranced, you emit a long "Ooooh."

Merciless Chieftain, Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of the Enigma smiles impishly and says,
"Read the etching."

Ashteru gives you a peck on the cheek.

Rika snickers softly to herself.

Glistening beautifully, this band is an assembly of delicate strands of
platinum. The thin threads connect with many weaving's to look as though
a spiders web has wound around the finger of the wearer. The jeweler has
obviously taken time to add intricate detail to the ring as small
glimpses of skin can be seen through the narrow platinum weave. Small
diamond shards are set randomly around the web, like little dewdrops on
an early morning. Sparkling brightly for the world to see, a blooming
rose cut from twilight-hued sapphire sits proudly at the very top of the
band.
Engraved on it are the words:
"Eternal servitude to your loving husband"

It weighs 2 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Fist of the Agile.

You shout "Oi!" at the top of your voice.

Wyrden Snare Rika Talnara, Fist of the Agile says, "I hinted that you wouldn't like it."

Using her tongue and the roof of her mouth, Rika makes a quiet clicking noise.

Dryly, you say, "How clever."
Vathael2009-01-25 09:37:34
CODE
9139h, 3280m, 5865e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxk<>-n

Curving Illwater Lake.
Romero, Fist of Luciphage is here, shrouded. He wields a damning symbol of
domination in his left hand and a dark shield bearing a crimson mask in his
right.
You see exits leading south and northwest.
9139h, 3280m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20400w elrxk<>-clot

Romero takes a drink from a jade vial.
9139h, 3280m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20400w elrxk<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with mantakaya
envenom 62782 with mantakaya
maneuver perform pkd rom lleg
maneuver perform pkd rom lleg

You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
9139h, 3220m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20388w elrxk<>-
There are no poisons on that item at present.
9139h, 3220m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20388w elrxk<>-clot

There are no poisons on that item at present.
9139h, 3220m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20388w elrxk<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9139h, 3220m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20388w elrxk<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9139h, 3220m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20388w elrxk<>-
You execute the Pkd maneuver: CRUSH ROM LLEG.
Your vision blurs as your target suddenly shifts away from you, causing you to
lose track of your target.
9139h, 3220m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20388w lrxk<>-
You execute the Pkd maneuver: CRUSH ROM LLEG.
You must regain equilibrium first.
9139h, 3220m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20388w lrxk<>-
You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
9139h, 3160m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20376w lrxk<>-ql
clot

Curving Illwater Lake.
A skeletal, white stallion with leathery wings stands firm here. Romero, Fist of
Luciphage is here, shrouded. He wields a damning symbol of domination in his
left hand and a dark shield bearing a crimson mask in his right.
You see exits leading south and northwest.
9139h, 3160m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20376w lrxk<>-
You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
9139h, 3100m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20364w lrxk<>-clot
ql

9139h, 3082m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20361w lrxk<>-
Curving Illwater Lake.
A skeletal, white stallion with leathery wings stands firm here.
You see exits leading south and northwest.
9139h, 3082m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20361w lrxk<>-
You have recovered equilibrium.
9139h, 3082m, 5865e, 10p, 32400en, 20375w elrxk<>-nw

Shallow Illwater.
Long tentacles flailing wildly, a monstrous, slimy adorath glares hungrily at
you through three purple eyes. Romero, Fist of Luciphage is here, shrouded. He
wields a damning symbol of domination in his left hand and a dark shield bearing
a crimson mask in his right.
You see exits leading southeast, southwest, and northwest.
9139h, 3082m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20375w elrxk<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with mantakaya
envenom 62782 with mantakaya
maneuver perform pkd rom lleg
maneuver perform pkd rom lleg

Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a
hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9139h, 3082m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20375w elrxk<>-
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a
hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9139h, 3082m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20375w elrxk<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9139h, 3082m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20375w elrxk<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9139h, 3082m, 5865e, 10p, 32399en, 20375w elrxk<>-
You execute the Pkd maneuver: CRUSH ROM LLEG.
Focusing on his left leg, you strike at Romero with a hideous hammer of depraved
steel. You hit his left thigh for a minor bruise.
9139h, 3082m, 5865e, 8p, 32387en, 20375w elxk<>-
You execute the Pkd maneuver: CRUSH ROM LLEG.
Focusing on his left leg, you strike at Romero with a hideous hammer of depraved
steel. With an elegant stroke, you crush his left leg, knocking him to the

+--+
ground.
Horror overcomes Romero's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
9139h, 3082m, 5865e, 6p, 32374en, 20375w exk<>-
You gag a bit as Romero's stink wafts over you.
9139h, 3082m, 5865e, 6p, 32374en, 20375w exk<>-ql

Shallow Illwater.
Long tentacles flailing wildly, a monstrous, slimy adorath glares hungrily at
you through three purple eyes. A skeletal, white stallion with leathery wings
stands firm here. Romero, Fist of Luciphage is here, shrouded. He wields a
damning symbol of domination in his left hand and a dark shield bearing a
crimson mask in his right.
You see exits leading southeast, southwest, and northwest.
9139h, 3082m, 5865e, 6p, 32374en, 20375w exk<>-
A slimy, amphibious adorath flails his barbed tentacles wildly, slicing
viciously across Romero's chest and leaving deep cuts.
10168h, 3300m, 5865e, 6p, 32374en, 20375w exk<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with senso
envenom 62782 with chansu
maneuver perform plock rom head
maneuver perform plock rom head

There are no poisons on that item at present.
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 6p, 32374en, 20372w exk<>-
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a
hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 6p, 32374en, 20372w exk<>-
You rub some senso on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 6p, 32374en, 20372w exk<>-
You rub some chansu on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 6p, 32374en, 20372w exk<>-
You execute the Plock maneuver: CRUSH ROM HEAD.
Your left arm is off balance.
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 6p, 32374en, 20372w exk<>-
You execute the Plock maneuver: CRUSH ROM HEAD.
Your left arm is off balance.
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 6p, 32374en, 20372w exk<>-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 6p, 32374en, 20372w elrxk<>-
Romero takes a drink from a jade vial.
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 6p, 32374en, 20372w elrxk<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with senso
envenom 62782 with chansu
maneuver perform plock rom head
maneuver perform plock rom head
apply mending to arms

(Skeleton Hearth): Sadhyra says, "....rofl you ass."
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 6p, 32374en, 20372w elrxk<>-
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a
hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 6p, 32374en, 20372w elrxk<>-
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a
hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 6p, 32374en, 20372w elrxk<>-
You rub some senso on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 6p, 32374en, 20372w elrxk<>-
You rub some chansu on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 6p, 32374en, 20372w elrxk<>-
You execute the Plock maneuver: CRUSH ROM HEAD.
Focusing on his head, you strike at Romero with a hideous hammer of depraved
steel. You cuff the side of his face lightly.
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 4p, 32362en, 20372w elxk<>-
You execute the Plock maneuver: CRUSH ROM HEAD.
Focusing on his head, you strike at Romero with a hideous hammer of depraved
steel. You crush him in the throat, crushing his windpipe.

+--+
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 2p, 32349en, 20372w exk<>-
You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your arms.
The salve has no discernable effect.
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 2p, 32349en, 20372w exk<>-ql

Shallow Illwater.
Long tentacles flailing wildly, a monstrous, slimy adorath glares hungrily at
you through three purple eyes. A skeletal, white stallion with leathery wings
stands firm here. Romero, Fist of Luciphage is here, shrouded. He wields a
damning symbol of domination in his left hand and a dark shield bearing a
crimson mask in his right.
You see exits leading southeast, southwest, and northwest.
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 2p, 32369en, 20386w exk<>-
---=ROMERO -- IS AWAKE AND STANDING
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 2p, 32369en, 20386w exk<>-
Romero flings a tarot to the ground. Upon contact, it explodes in a great flash
of technicolor light.
+--+ Romero
10168h, 3281m, 5865e, 2p, 32369en, 20386w exk<>-


Scariest champ there ever was, seriously.
Unknown2009-01-25 09:41:52

(Skeleton Hearth): Kelysa says, "What kind of newb has a jewelery cartel and can't even
sew."