Quotes 5

by Charune

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Unknown2009-01-28 05:01:49
QUOTE
(The Domoth Initiative): You say, "Harmony stage two."

(The Domoth Initiative): Pharamon says, "I'm in."

(The Domoth Initiative): Pharamon says, "What ship."

(The Domoth Initiative): You say, "Mother, follow me."

(The Domoth Initiative): Sarrasri says, "Ship Shuyin."

(The Domoth Initiative): Vathael says, "Heh."

(The Domoth Initiative): Pharamon says, "Can't get in."

(The Domoth Initiative): You say, "..."

(scry at aetherplex here)

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "..."

(Skeleton Hearth): Vathael says, "ROFL."

(The Domoth Initiative): You say, "I have no words for that."
Arix2009-01-28 05:20:14
portal enter shuyin
You can't find an entrance to that here.
Arin2009-01-28 06:40:23
Just as long as don't sit on the Command Chair and grab the steering stick. But do initiate the thrust.
Casilu2009-01-28 08:05:40

(The Hartfire Hearth): Rika says, "I'm only married to Nil, Fain, Nihilists."
Rika2009-01-28 08:06:05
QUOTE (casilu @ Jan 28 2009, 09:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(The Hartfire Hearth): Rika says, "I'm only married to Nil, Fain, Nihilists."


I didn't say that!!! blackeye.gif
Aison2009-01-28 14:42:47
QUOTE (casilu @ Jan 27 2009, 04:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Grunt Ellowel, Ur'Guard Initiate (Female Igasho).

Can you see what is wrong with that name?


Aww.
Vathael2009-01-28 17:28:08
After a duel with Chade...

CODE
9890h, 2949m, 5865e, 2p, 32095en, 20133w elrxk<>-
UNDEF rebounding
Focusing on his head, you strike at Chade with a hideous hammer of depraved
steel. You crush his jaw, which shatters and hangs loose.
Horror overcomes Chade's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
9890h, 2949m, 5865e, 0p, 32083en, 20133w elxk<>-
You execute the Bb maneuver: SMITE DOWN CHADE.
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a hideous hammer of depraved steel down
upon Chade. You smite Chade's skull and crack it open, splattering his brains in
a bloody spray of gore. There is no surviving such a blow.

+--+
You have slain Chade.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
Chade drops the corpse of Ciarrus, leader of the aslarans.
Chade drops the shadow of Vathael.
Chade drops a stalk of faeleaf.
A ghostly form rises from Chade's body followed by a bright flash. A new
breathing body appears around the form, restoring him from certain death.
9890h, 2949m, 5865e, 0p, 32070en, 20133w exk<>-smoke 57627

You take a long drag off your pipe.
9890h, 3000m, 5865e, 0p, 32070en, 20133w exk<>-
The smell of decay assaults your nostrils.
9890h, 3000m, 5865e, 0p, 32070en, 20133w exk<>-
Chade takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his head.
9890h, 3000m, 5865e, 0p, 32070en, 20133w exk<>-
Chade eats a kafe bean.
9890h, 3000m, 5865e, 0p, 32070en, 20133w exk<>-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
9890h, 3000m, 5865e, 0p, 32070en, 20133w elrxk<>-g chade
g herb

I see no "chade" to take.
9890h, 3000m, 5865e, 0p, 32070en, 20133w elrxk<>-
You pick up a stalk of faeleaf.
9890h, 3000m, 5865e, 0p, 32070en, 20133w elrxk<>-say nice fight

You say, "Nice fight."
9890h, 3000m, 5865e, 0p, 32070en, 20133w elrxk<>-

Chade d'Illici, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Didn't notice the windlock."

Chade grins mischievously at you.

Izekeal slaps the shadow of Vathael on the cheek.

9890h, 3000m, 5865e, 3p, 32190en, 20195w elrxk<>-say to ize that's about the most you could do to me. :)

That person has chosen not to let you speak to him/her.

A cone of sparkling light rises up around Izekeal and whisks him away.
+--+ Izekeal

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Why were you
fighting?"

Chade d'Illici, Ward of the Wyrd says, "We were duelling, my Lord."

Chade d'Illici, Ward of the Wyrd says, "In the case of Dysolis, I was defending
myself."

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Dysolis? I do not
perceive him here."

You say, "He was slain, Lord."

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "I see. Sucks to
be him."


Win. tongue.gif
Unknown2009-01-28 17:34:10
Celina says, "I miss when size mattered."

Izekeal says, "You're a chick, when -doesn't- size matter?"


Hahaha
Unknown2009-01-28 18:23:19
Inagin swings gracefully up from the ground.
6626h, 3204m, 4260e, 10p, 27240en, 14040w exk-


Inagin pounces on you, sending you rolling head over heels with him.
6626h, 3204m, 4260e, 10p, 27240en, 14040w exk-


Inagin is blown, flailing, out of the tree.
6626h, 3204m, 4260e, 10p, 27240en, 14040w exk-

sparkle
Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

I dunno why, but I was amused

Guess the trees know I'm not an overly large fan of pounces
Noola2009-01-28 18:33:57
It does paint a funny mental image! laugh.gif
Unknown2009-01-28 19:27:52
10186h, 5164m, 7376e, 10p, 25143en, 28631w elrxkdb<>-charismaticaura on

Summoning all your influence, you begin to verily radiate charisma, creating an aura about yourself and those loyal to you.
10186h, 5148m, 7376e, 10p, 25145en, 28641w elrxkdb<>-performance on
You take a deep breath and mentally shift into performance mode.
10186h, 5111m, 7376e, 10p, 25145en, 28641w lrxkdb<>-
perform sycophant

++
10186h, 5060m, 7376e, 10p, 25145en, 28642w elrxkdb<>-swing owl right hand
swing owl left hand DIDN'T NOTICE AUTOBASH WAS STILL ON :<
Slicking back your hair, you put on your best greasy grin and bob your head like a toady.
You transform yourself into a sycophant!
10186h, 5023m, 7091e, 10p, 25145en, 28142w lrxkdb<>-

10186h, 4986m, 7376e, 10p, 25140en, 28143w elrxkdb<>-link nexus

You lay your hands upon the Megalith of Doom and feel the latent power energies within. Closing your eyes, you tap directly into its coursing energy and begin channeling its energy into your own reserves.
10186h, 4934m, 7376e, 10p, 25145en, 28143w lrxkdb<>-TARGET: lord GETTING READY TO INFLUENCE...

++
10186h, 5037m, 7376e, 10p, 25145en, 28143w elrxkdb<>-swing lord right hand
swing lord left hand

You wildly swing an iron maiden war hammer at a plague lord. You pound him in the gut, but it barely fazes him.
Trigger {bashalarm} removed.
Trigger {lagalarm} removed.
A plague lord exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to 'Before the Megalith of Doom.' I heard a scream!"
A plague lord exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Before the Megalith of Doom'!"
A plague lord exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Before the Megalith of Doom'!"
A plague lord begins to yell for help.
(Magnagora): A plague lord says, "By Fain! Attackers at 'before the Megalith of Doom!"
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A Greater Song of the Carillon Knells springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid stalker springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid stalker springs to a plague lord's defence.
A greater elemental of earth springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
10186h, 5037m, 7376e, 10p, 25135en, 28143w elxkdb<>-
You wildly swing an iron maiden war hammer at a plague lord. You pound him in the gut, but it barely fazes him.
10186h, 5037m, 7376e, 10p, 25124en, 28143w exkdb<>-


0_0
Noola2009-01-28 19:31:16
Auto bash really seems like more trouble than it's worth. laugh.gif

I think I'll stick to just typing ff and hitting enter when I want to attack something.
Ixion2009-01-28 20:08:56
QUOTE (Thoros LaSaet @ Jan 28 2009, 02:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
10186h, 5164m, 7376e, 10p, 25143en, 28631w elrxkdb<>-charismaticaura on

Summoning all your influence, you begin to verily radiate charisma, creating an aura about yourself and those loyal to you.
10186h, 5148m, 7376e, 10p, 25145en, 28641w elrxkdb<>-performance on
You take a deep breath and mentally shift into performance mode.
10186h, 5111m, 7376e, 10p, 25145en, 28641w lrxkdb<>-
perform sycophant

++
10186h, 5060m, 7376e, 10p, 25145en, 28642w elrxkdb<>-swing owl right hand
swing owl left hand DIDN'T NOTICE AUTOBASH WAS STILL ON :<
Slicking back your hair, you put on your best greasy grin and bob your head like a toady.
You transform yourself into a sycophant!
10186h, 5023m, 7091e, 10p, 25145en, 28142w lrxkdb<>-

10186h, 4986m, 7376e, 10p, 25140en, 28143w elrxkdb<>-link nexus

You lay your hands upon the Megalith of Doom and feel the latent power energies within. Closing your eyes, you tap directly into its coursing energy and begin channeling its energy into your own reserves.
10186h, 4934m, 7376e, 10p, 25145en, 28143w lrxkdb<>-TARGET: lord GETTING READY TO INFLUENCE...

++
10186h, 5037m, 7376e, 10p, 25145en, 28143w elrxkdb<>-swing lord right hand
swing lord left hand

You wildly swing an iron maiden war hammer at a plague lord. You pound him in the gut, but it barely fazes him.
Trigger {bashalarm} removed.
Trigger {lagalarm} removed.
A plague lord exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to 'Before the Megalith of Doom.' I heard a scream!"
A plague lord exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Before the Megalith of Doom'!"
A plague lord exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Before the Megalith of Doom'!"
A plague lord begins to yell for help.
(Magnagora): A plague lord says, "By Fain! Attackers at 'before the Megalith of Doom!"
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A Greater Song of the Carillon Knells springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid stalker springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid stalker springs to a plague lord's defence.
A greater elemental of earth springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
10186h, 5037m, 7376e, 10p, 25135en, 28143w elxkdb<>-
You wildly swing an iron maiden war hammer at a plague lord. You pound him in the gut, but it barely fazes him.
10186h, 5037m, 7376e, 10p, 25124en, 28143w exkdb<>-


0_0


If I had a nickel for every time I did that.. then I got less dumb and made a separate influence targeting system heh
Daereth2009-01-28 20:38:01
Lol! Thoros even griefs Magnagora.
Unknown2009-01-28 21:52:41
QUOTE (Daereth @ Jan 28 2009, 08:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lol! Thoros even griefs Magnagora.


I only learn from the best.

-prod nariah-
Tervic2009-01-28 23:32:56
Leiliadhe Nightshade says, "Holy crap, a giant river otter."
Casilu2009-01-29 06:52:20

Ejei Dugan Diluculo says, "I have no brain."
Ayisdra2009-01-29 17:15:30
During the Nil Raid(?). Not really funny, just amusing a little.

QUOTE
Telperion tells you, "4 down now."

Telperion tells you, "Mis."
Everiine2009-01-29 18:13:06
Red Member Kiaris has been slain in Glade of Champions by ??? Member Rhaell.
Unknown2009-01-29 21:34:13
Yes, it's self quoting, but I amused me. Was bashing on Earth, Romero and I had a rather slinky, mutual-eyes-narrowed talk, and, expecting a rumble, I targetted him. I then did PATH FIND, which put me off balance. Upon regaining eq, my autobasher promptly sung at him. After a hasty departure, Talan finds me....:

QUOTE
Talan Ysav'rai says, "Did you really attack Romero?"

You say, "Briefly. It was an accident."

You say, "I mistook him for a gargoyle."

Talan Ysav'rai blinks slowly once.

Talan Ysav'rai says, "I should find this amusing..."