Quotes 5

by Charune

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Tervic2008-10-19 08:13:25
Kundu tells you, "Greetings my fiend."


I'm his fiend! content.gif
Aison2008-10-19 09:03:34
I miss Kundu. sad.gif
Unknown2008-10-19 13:33:12
QUOTE(Aison @ Oct 19 2008, 05:03 AM) 572819
I miss Kundu. sad.gif

You shouldn't have started raiding glom then! huh.gif
Munsia2008-10-19 16:44:01
QUOTE(Kialkarkea @ Oct 19 2008, 09:33 AM) 572838
You shouldn't have started raiding glom then! huh.gif


I don't think she misses Glom though tongue.gif
Unknown2008-10-19 17:00:34
QUOTE(munsia @ Oct 19 2008, 12:44 PM) 572878
I don't think she misses Glom though tongue.gif

But Kundu is like... 1/10 of glom. tongue.gif

QUOTE
Troubadour Sylara (Female Seasinger Merian).
She is 30 years old, having been born on the 21st of Urlachmar, 189 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 834th in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Peasant in the Righteous Principality of New Celest.
She is a member of the Goldenquill Bookbinding Cartel.
She is an Itinerant Traveler in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a graduate of the Empyreal Academy.
She is considered to be approximately 20% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.



Dylara?
Diamondais2008-10-19 17:36:59
QUOTE(Kialkarkea @ Oct 19 2008, 01:00 PM) 572881
Dylara?

I know. rolleyes.gif

I need to send Dylara to meet Sylara.
Aison2008-10-19 19:13:42
QUOTE(Kialkarkea @ Oct 19 2008, 06:33 AM) 572838
You shouldn't have started raiding glom then! huh.gif


Pft, they had it coming.
Aerotan2008-10-19 19:49:38
QUOTE(Arin @ Oct 18 2008, 07:07 PM) 572594
Getting it up is hard sad.gif


On the forums, no less. But sounds like a personal problem.
Nariah2008-10-19 20:18:20
QUOTE
(Newbie): Nagash says, ""A familiar sense of awe spreads through you as you
contemplate the beauty of creation." Then, the next line is: "The Great Fartokan
picks his nose." Sigh."

(Newbie): Skein says, "Irony!"

(Newbie): Nagash says, "Bittersweet irony."

(Newbie): Estarra says, "Can you not see the awe in a booger? The glistening
patina that reflects the stars, amid the verdant striations of yellows and
greens..."

Brilliant, our Lady Estarra, brilliant. laugh.gif


Aison2008-10-19 20:29:49
barf.gif
Snaithy2008-10-19 20:56:13
lmfao Ashteru biggrin.gif
Ashteru2008-10-19 21:01:32
Nothing happened. confused.gif
Ayisdra2008-10-19 21:02:09
QUOTE(Snaithy @ Oct 19 2008, 04:56 PM) 572928
lmfao Ashteru biggrin.gif


That was probably one of the better misaethers I have seen.
Kharaen2008-10-19 21:58:27
QUOTE
(The Daughters of Attai): You say, "You might get a customer for a robe, Barrin."

(The Daughters of Attai): Anisu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh dear, better not be a young naked girl."

(The Daughters of Attai): You say, "Heh."

(The Daughters of Attai): You say, "Tis an old male."

(The Daughters of Attai): Barrin (from the Glade of Champions) says, "Ooo."


Barrin likes 'em old and senile happy.gif
Saaga2008-10-19 22:12:16
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Aes says, "Should I stop at two projects for now or add on with this thrid one?"
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "You should at least double that."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Aes says, "Ok."
(Ays Chaeyr): Elostian says, "Saaga, please undo some of Ashteru's damage."
(Ays Chaeyr): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "There is no damage caused by me, only higher productivity!"
(Ays Chaeyr): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "You should allow me a whip."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Aes says, "My third project is to....no one freak out please...analize tourture."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "Is that similar to torture?"
(Ays Chaeyr): Elostian says, "This Aes person is going to be a lot of work."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Aes says, "Is a fish similar to a fish?"
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "Depends on the type."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Aes says, "Well there you go."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): You say, "Aes, have you found anything on the Star of Celest?"
(Ays Chaeyr): Elostian says, "Nice rescue, Saaga."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Aes says, "Still working on that. lots of books to go through."
(Ays Chaeyr): You say, "I try."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): You say, "Good! Perhaps you should take one project at a time - I find that focusing your energy on one thing is easier than managing multiple projects. When you are ready with the Star of Celest, move on to the next problem. But take your time!"
(Ays Chaeyr): You say, "I am so very Motivational."
(Ays Chaeyr): Elostian says, "You should start a self-help company. You'll be rich in no time."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "Don't listen to her, Aes. She's trying to deceive you and lead you on the road of laziness."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "Work on as many projects as you can!"
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Aes says, "..."
(Ays Chaeyr): You say, "And then he comes and robs me out of the money."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Neoma says, "You're not the only one who has trouble Aes."
(Ays Chaeyr): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "You build them up, I destroy them so you can build them up again."
(Ays Chaeyr): You say, "How convenient."
(Ays Chaeyr): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "You'll never run out of money that way!"
(Ays Chaeyr): Elostian says, "In short, you two make an excellent team."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): You say, "This is where I can use my grandmotherly authority: don't listen to Ashteru!"
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Aes says, "Yay for gran'm'ma foot on the floor!"
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Neoma says, "Burn."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "See, she's trying to make you lazy."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): You say, "This is where I can use my grandmotherly authority: don't listen to Ashteru!"
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Aes says, "Yay for gran'm'ma foot on the floor!"
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Neoma says, "Burn."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "See, she's trying to make you lazy."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "Do you think I have ever been lazy? No sire, I wasn't."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Elostian says, "Ashteru gives the concept of truth new meaning."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "Making it more than 100% true."
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Elostian says, "Ashteru, here is an axe. Go kill something."
Yuniko2008-10-19 23:03:31
QUOTE(Mikalia @ Oct 13 2008, 04:58 PM) 570506
Ha, right when we were about to do it. It was terribly amusing though, a Seren running around with a group of Gloms. <3


you took my picture sad.gif
i demand a change!
Unknown2008-10-19 23:05:00
Doman leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at a female horse blessed by
Night.
Doman connects.
A pixie bound in shadows springs to a female horse blessed by Night's defence.
A redcap springs to a female horse blessed by Night's defence.
A slaugh springs to a female horse blessed by Night's defence.
A pooka bound in shadows springs to a female horse blessed by Night's defence.
A pigwidgeon bound in shadows springs to a female horse blessed by Night's
defence.
A willowisp bound in shadows springs to a female horse blessed by Night's
defence.
A brownie bound in shadows springs to a female horse blessed by Night's defence.
A banshee bound in shadows springs to a female horse blessed by Night's defence.
A barghest springs to a female horse blessed by Night's defence.
A sylph bound in shadows springs to a female horse blessed by Night's defence.
A wood nymph bound in shadows springs to a female horse blessed by Night's
defence.
A sprite bound in shadows springs to a female horse blessed by Night's defence.

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My fae do not approve.
Unknown2008-10-19 23:47:30
"First a good stock," sings Shikha, making an elegant jet black viola play a
slow harmony.

"Then some herbs and spices." sings Shikha, playing a jittering tune on an
elegant jet black viola.

"A half cup of blood." sings Shikha, letting an elegant jet black viola howl
with painful notes.

"Chop some vegetables." sings Shikha, as an elegant jet black viola plays notes
that cause shadows to shimmy.

"Don't forget the meat." sings Shikha, as an elegant jet black viola plays
several notes that send an eerie pulse through the area.

"Noooooooodlesssssss!" sings Shikha, as an elegant jet black viola plays notes
that cut through the air like knives.

"Bring to a simmer." sings Shikha, making an elegant jet black viola cry out
with haunting notes.

"Serve with wine." sings Shikha, playing an elegant jet black viola with
skittering, venomous tunes.

---

I love Shikha. roflmao.gif wub.gif wub.gif wub.gif
Unknown2008-10-20 00:09:18
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Oct 19 2008, 07:47 PM) 572976
"First a good stock," sings Shikha, making an elegant jet black viola play a
slow harmony.

"Then some herbs and spices." sings Shikha, playing a jittering tune on an
elegant jet black viola.

"A half cup of blood." sings Shikha, letting an elegant jet black viola howl
with painful notes.

"Chop some vegetables." sings Shikha, as an elegant jet black viola plays notes
that cause shadows to shimmy.

"Don't forget the meat." sings Shikha, as an elegant jet black viola plays
several notes that send an eerie pulse through the area.

"Noooooooodlesssssss!" sings Shikha, as an elegant jet black viola plays notes
that cut through the air like knives.

"Bring to a simmer." sings Shikha, making an elegant jet black viola cry out
with haunting notes.

"Serve with wine." sings Shikha, playing an elegant jet black viola with
skittering, venomous tunes.

---

I love Shikha. roflmao.gif wub.gif wub.gif wub.gif

:ward Myrkr:
You stay away Thoros!
Tervic2008-10-20 00:09:56
A young male horse with leathery wings flaps its wings a few times, lifting Sviesa into the skies.
Lacking any way to fly, you can only watch sadly as you are left behind.

So eeeemooooooo