Quotes 5

by Charune

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Vathael2009-02-03 06:49:18
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Enero2009-02-03 18:48:15
That actually was somewhat funny, at least it was witty, not the usual quote-garbage-stuff smile.gif
Aison2009-02-03 19:32:13
Lendren points a shimmering rainbow vial at you.
A fountain of brightly coloured liquid erupts from the mouth of a shimmering
rainbow vial to splash all over you.

Lendren Starfall, Steadfast Teacher of Dawn says, "I don't know what the problem
is but a rainbow makes everything better."

Lendren nods his head sagely.

Lendren snickers softly to himself.


A sudden downpour drenches the area, the raindrops collecting together to form
the figure of Cajorec, the Aqueous.

Cajorec, the Aqueous says, "Here, this will help you hunt."

Cajorec gives a slice of strawberry cheesecake to you.

You blink.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.


This dessert is formed out of cheesecake, a mixture of cream, sugar, and cheese
to give it a mild taste and firm structure. Its sweetness is extended by the
cinnamon-flavored graham crust that holds it, while a pile of fresh strawberries
and crimson sauce add a vibrant flavor to the cake. Slight swirls of pink dance
through its smooth whiteness, also veins of slight berry flavor.
It has 5 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 12 ounce(s).

Cajorec, the Aqueous chuckles heartily, the resulting chortle reminiscent of a
babbling brook.

Violently, the form of Cajorec, the Aqueous surges wildly before imploding and
drenching everything in a salty downpour.
Xiel2009-02-03 19:37:14
Aw, I want a walking, talking water balloon to give me cheesecake too. sad.gif
Snaithy2009-02-03 21:26:45
(Chesschat): Thoros says, "YOUUU SHALL NOT PAAASS."

Thoros has been slain in the Klangratch Tournies by misadventure
Aramel2009-02-03 21:41:04
Did he fall into an abyss? tongue.gif
Daganev2009-02-03 21:41:27
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Nov 10 2008, 06:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I does! Scry, Window AND Astralgaze.


I think the point was just to spam myrkr tongue.gif
Abethor2009-02-03 22:32:29
The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "These hats are very precious, the work of cheerful, bright-eyed children
working for but a sovereign a day. Therefore, their quality is of the utmost.
They will decay in your stockrooms, and last but five or so months. They have no
monetary value, and don't do much for your looks, either. However, enjoy!"

Reminiscent of Zoolander. "Hey kids! I'm here to tell you the real truth behind child labor laws! They're silly and outdated! Why, back in the good ol' days, kids as young as five could work as they pleased - from textile mills to iron smelts! Yippee, horray!"
Unknown2009-02-03 22:32:57
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Carefully worked by an obviously skilled and deft hand, sheets of brown paper have been folded into a perfect, four-sided hat, complete with a raised brim, somewhat reminiscent of a pyramid or a ship's sails by the long slant of the sides and the sharp slant of the side, dividing folds. Smiley faces and child-like drawings of stick-figure birds and people line it entirely, along with a very simplistic rendering of a polka-dotted red mask, complete with swirls and a poor rendering of what might be spots for eyes and a mouth.
It has 5 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 8 ounce(s).


Eventru claims they were made by viscanti children in a sweatshop. wub.gif
Lawliet2009-02-03 23:28:53
(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Myrkr, come
back to Seren."

(The Hartfire Hearth): Myrkr (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "... Wai?
o_O."

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "So we can
get married and have sweet incest."
Abethor2009-02-03 23:34:52
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Feb 3 2009, 05:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Myrkr, come
back to Seren."

(The Hartfire Hearth): Myrkr (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "... Wai?
o_O."

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "So we can
get married and have sweet incest."

Three moms!
Kiradawea2009-02-03 23:48:00
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(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu says, "Lies, the best thing for Myr is to marry
Casi and live chained to her bed in the manse."

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu says, "So, Myrkr, you can be my love slave!"
Shaddus2009-02-04 00:47:55
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honours incabulos
Fribblewidget Zlorb Incabulos Oubliette, Snoobles de Worpdob-Smee (Male Undead
Mugwump).
Seraku2009-02-04 01:05:33
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You dismiss an illithoid reaver.
A fine shirt of deep red tumbles out of an illithoid reaver.
4214h, 3552m, 3153e, 10p ex-say
You open your mouth but say nothing.
4214h, 3552m, 3153e, 10p ex-say oookay..
You say, "Oookay.."



Seriously.. Weird
Doman2009-02-04 01:11:34
It's obvious he was on an away mission.
Noola2009-02-04 01:13:25
QUOTE (Doman @ Feb 3 2009, 07:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's obvious he was on an away mission.



Yeah... poor Red Shirt guys. laugh.gif They always get killed.
Everiine2009-02-04 01:26:30
QUOTE (Noola @ Feb 3 2009, 08:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah... poor Red Shirt guys. laugh.gif They always get killed.


They were probably so happy when years later the fleet decided to give them all yellow shirts and give Command the red shirts. Imagine their surprise when the baddies saw right through the decoys and disguises, and killed all the yellow shirts instead!
Noola2009-02-04 01:30:52
QUOTE (Everiine @ Feb 3 2009, 07:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
They were probably so happy when years later the fleet decided to give them all yellow shirts and give Command the red shirts. Imagine their surprise when the baddies saw right through the decoys and disguises, and killed all the yellow shirts instead!



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Everiine2009-02-04 01:46:00
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(20:39:42) Me: I'm excited, Hawks game in 20 minutes, and we annihilated this team last time we played them. w00t!
(20:40:04) (friend): Soundens like it will be a great game th
(20:40:21) Me: Indeed. Except there's no one here to listen to it with me sad.gif.
(20:40:23) Me: rwho
(20:40:25) Me: ack
(20:40:37) Me: Just ignore that last one, heh


I haven't logged into Lusternia all day, and wasn't logged in when I was having this conversation.
Unknown2009-02-04 02:45:34
QUOTE (Everiine @ Feb 3 2009, 08:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I haven't logged into Lusternia all day, and wasn't logged in when I was having this conversation.

I Loled