Quotes 5

by Charune

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Rika2009-02-06 23:02:51
Casilu reaches out and touches you.
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Casilu reaches out and touches you.
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Casilu reaches out and touches you.
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Casilu reaches out and touches you.
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Casilu reaches out and touches you.
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Casilu reaches out and touches you.
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Casilu reaches out and touches you.
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Casilu reaches out and touches you.
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Casilu reaches out and touches you.
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You say, "Abuser..."
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Casilu gropes you lewdly.
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Havulma2009-02-07 01:40:42
(Serenwilde): Sooklee says, "I'm bored."

(Serenwilde): Sooklee says, "Anyone got work for me to do or something?"

(Serenwilde): Sooklee says, "Fun work!"

(Serenwilde): Prudence says, "You could come with me and discuss the semitwixtent nature of the heavens. I'm studying their movements via mathematic formulae currently and deducing the logical ascending and descending of the sign versus the given affects and effects each sign has on the mundane world."

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Unknown2009-02-07 01:52:40

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A young pony with a braided tail has no food in its feedbag and is starving. He tries to return to the Stables of the Wyrden Thorn for care.
A young pony with a braided tail has permanently died.

Blood stains the coat of this slain pony.
He weighs about 1000 pounds.
His feedbag is nearly full and he is looking quite nourished.
He is loyal to Rhymer with the Lyre, Sadhyra d'Illici, Rising Resonance.
The corpse of a young pony with a braided tail is holding:
Nothing.

You have emoted: Sadhyra aims a sharp kick at the pony's corpse. In disdain, she sniffs, "Picky eater. Deserves the death."


Asdjkfing ponies.



Jigan2009-02-07 02:09:10
QUOTE (Sadhyra @ Feb 6 2009, 07:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Asdjkfing ponies.

Gets better.

That whole "Tries to make it's way back to the stables"? Yeah, right. Only if it's above level one. Otherwise it dies with that message.

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Shaddus2009-02-07 02:40:21
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The memory of falling through the Pit of Insufferable Cruelty is branded into
your soul, for countless tortures were visited upon you, each one more twisted
and painful than the last.
You twist aside, deflecting part of the attack.


Niiiiiiice.
Kante2009-02-07 02:44:38
How dare you defy, Lady Nifilhema! /forumrp

On that note, if you ever pact with Ashtorath, reflection is your friend.
Everiine2009-02-07 02:44:49
Squire Aris, of the Armies of Light shouts, "Hellooooo, Lusternians!"

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

(Serenwilde): Arix says, "Oh crap he's back."

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "Helloooooo, Aris!"
Everiine2009-02-07 03:03:08
Even I laughed this time, but only because of Nejii:

Glade): Mirk says, "Isn't Everiine a guy?"
(Glade): You say, "He knows that."
(Glade): Mirk says, "Ah."
(Glade): Aiyana says, "Everiine is a genderless entity."
(Glade): Aiyana says, "As to prevent confusion."
(Glade): Mirk says, "Feminine name plus actually being male equals genderless?"
(Glade): Len says, "Lies.. He's male."
(Glade): Arix says, "Everrine is like nejii, nobody knows what gender they'll be at any given time."

Shiri2009-02-07 03:28:46
Samas the Joyous blinks and shuffles about impatiently.

Ha. Trying to break people's triggers?
N.B that was an emote.
Rika2009-02-07 04:13:23
Aison tells you, "((glubglub))"
Unknown2009-02-07 07:27:04

Disgustingly, Inagin spits at you, hitting you directly in your face.

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Aramel2009-02-07 08:39:36
Isn't that what people were complaining about weeks ago?
Shaddus2009-02-07 14:27:16
QUOTE (Aramel @ Feb 7 2009, 02:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Isn't that what people were complaining about weeks ago?

Yes.

Maybe he has a nekotai alt, and we just don't know it?

Of course, he's probably just an asshat.
Shiri2009-02-07 14:40:03
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Feb 7 2009, 02:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Maybe he has a nekotai alt, and we just don't know it?

Hahaha, that is a great excuse right there. Poor guy's system just broke! Stop picking on him people!
Dai2009-02-07 14:41:48
Maybe he's roleplaying a fellow with overactive saliva glands. He has to get rid of it somehow! Cease your criticism of his fine, fine roleplaying skills!
Gregori2009-02-07 16:39:19
(Glade): Valar (from the Nexus World of Serenwilde) says, "How much mana is needed for the lunar altar?"
(Glade): Hadrian says, "To become a moonchilde, you will need 1500 mana, if memory serves."
(Glade): Valar (from the Nexus World of Serenwilde) says, "Gah, my race is too retarded for that."


honours valar
Seren Brave Valar (Male Igasho).
Stangmar2009-02-07 17:09:37
(Magnagora): Jigan (from the Aetherways) says, "A vote for Jigan is a vote for a baby murderer."
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(Magnagora): Jigan (from the Aetherways) says, "Bah, miss."
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(Magnagora): Jigan (from the Aetherways) says, "I've yet to hear complaints about how those babies taste."
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(Magnagora): Jigan (from the Aetherways) says, "Just sayin'"
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Unknown2009-02-07 18:10:42
QUOTE (stangmar @ Feb 7 2009, 12:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Magnagora): Jigan (from the Aetherways) says, "A vote for Jigan is a vote for a baby murderer."
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(Magnagora): Jigan (from the Aetherways) says, "Bah, miss."
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(Magnagora): Jigan (from the Aetherways) says, "I've yet to hear complaints about how those babies taste."
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(Magnagora): Jigan (from the Aetherways) says, "Just sayin'"
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He wouldn't make me babies when I wanted to mail them anonymously to members of Celest!
Jigan2009-02-07 18:12:10
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Feb 7 2009, 12:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He wouldn't make me babies when I wanted to mail them anonymously to members of Celest!

Still waiting on the Charites to make babies official commodities.

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Unknown2009-02-07 22:54:27
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clt A FATWALD
east
swing scorpion
swing scorpion
sq s
sq ne

You feel the autumn wind subside.
You feel your raging blood subside.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing the poison mactans, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a beryl vial turns to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a potion of frost, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing the poison niricol, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing the poison botulinum, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing the poison niricol, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of bromides, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a potion of frost, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of bromides, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a melancholic purgative, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a beryl vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a beryl vial turns to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of allheale, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing the poison charybdon, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a beryl vial turns to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing the poison mactans, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a potion of frost, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a love potion, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing lager, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing lager, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing the poison escozul, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing lager, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a potion of frost, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of bromides, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a beryl vial turns to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of bromides, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing the poison calcise, has turned to dust in your hands.
An etched amethyst ring has decayed to dust inside of backpack#45058.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of bromides, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing lager, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a potion of mana, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a potion of mana, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of allheale, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of bromides, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing the poison haemotox, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a beryl vial turns to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a potion of fire, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a regeneration salve, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing quicksilver, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing quicksilver, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a regeneration salve, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of allheale, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a beryl vial turns to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of allheale, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of allheale, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a phlegmatic purgative, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a phlegmatic purgative, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a phlegmatic purgative, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing the poison morphite, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a phlegmatic purgative, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a phlegmatic purgative, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a beryl vial turns to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a phlegmatic purgative, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing quicksilver, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing the poison ibululu, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a beryl vial turns to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a choleric purgative, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a choleric purgative, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a choleric purgative, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a choleric purgative, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a choleric purgative, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a choleric purgative, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a beryl vial turns to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a phlegmatic purgative, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a beryl vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a regeneration salve, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a regeneration salve, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a regeneration salve, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a regeneration salve, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing liniment, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing liniment, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing the poison ibululu, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing the poison ibululu, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing the poison ibululu, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing the poison chansu, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing the poison inyoka, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing the poison chansu, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing the poison chansu, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing the poison chansu, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing the poison chansu, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing the poison chansu, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing the poison chansu, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing a potion of healing, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as an amethyst vial turns to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing magical salt, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing magical salt, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing magical salt, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing magical salt, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing magical salt, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing magical salt, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing magical salt, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a potion of bromides, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing magical salt, has turned to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing magical salt, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a potion of allheale, has turned to dust in your hands.
You are dismayed as a beryl vial turns to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a love potion, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing a love potion, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing the poison ibululu, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing the poison ibululu, has turned to dust in your hands.
A beryl vial, containing the poison ibululu, has turned to dust in your hands.
Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land in utter darkness.
It is now the 1st of Urlachmar, 228 years after the Coming of Estarra.
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Your health is quickly deteriorating.
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Your current clan will now be the 'Jhagar' clan.
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(Jhagar): Romero says, "Estwald."
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(Jhagar): You say, "A FATWALD."
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Romero follows you east.


HOLY CRAP!!!!!