Just make a 256-poster bed that is totally caged in so people can't get in to use it

Or, he should make an infinity poster bed that uses weird geometric patterns and magic.

And thus the sport of eXtreme Pillow Fighting was founded. Get your tickets this Sunday for the event in the THUNDER BED!!!

Take just this sentence, without any explanation, and make an ad. I wonder how many people would be clamoring for tickets!

I so would if I had the time to play another character right now!



Kinky, put me down for a ticket for me and 5 of my friends.

I know! I was hoping someone would buy it to laugh along, but when they didn't, I was entirely professional and courteous, and then laughed in private about it later. I'm sure that every furniture salesman who had to handle the sale of a tacky orange-velvet-covered tiffany lamp has done the same thing... once the commission was firmly in pocket.

The cage-bed makes me think I should make a fighting ring that looks like an eight-poster bed, so people can play with their figurines in an entirely different kind of game...

The canopy and curtain and awesomeness is what sold me on it

I don't think the design screams tacky enough.
The lyre I am designing currently has the words garish, tacky, and obnoxious in it, to make it plain that it is a joke/for people with no taste

(The Mists of Lateo): Daedalion (from the Aetherways) says, "Were gonna hump all of Glomdoring's trees to death."

(The Mists of Lateo): Daedalion (from the Aetherways) says, "Then were gonna pee in the pool of stars."

Veyrzhul drafts you into fur'bash.

Thoros drafts you into Griefer's Squad.

A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Thoros.
A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Thoros.
A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Thoros.
A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Thoros.
A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Thoros.
A living totem unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Thoros.
The raucous notes of a wild song assail Thoros's senses, leaving him stunned.
A silver haired mammoth stomps in from the south.
A kephera nature warder touches his headdress in salute towards Sarrasri.

*ponder*

(Disciples of Klangratch): Ceren says, "Don't worry Mariello."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Ceren says, "The next report will make it even
stupider."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Vathael (from Limbo) says, "What is next."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Ceren says, "Beast pinleg."
(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Beast inquisition without heretic or
infidel."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Ceren says, "That's the spirit."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Esano (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Beast
lich/trueheal!"
(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Beast divinefire!"
(Disciples of Klangratch): Mariello says, "Beast dominate."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Catarin says, "Ooo."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Talkan says, "Beast no requisite kill."
(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Beast that can set traps ."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Esano (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Beast
meld."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Catarin says, "Beast zap."
(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Beast chasm."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Catarin says, "The real zap."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Ceren says, "Beast chasm that you can act during
while your beast kills them."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Acrune (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Your
beasts can have beasts with their own balance too."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Esano (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Beast
empress!"

(Disciples of Klangratch): Mariello says, "Beast not make merian suck."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Talkan says, "Impossible."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Acrune (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Thats
OP."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Talkan says, "That's just crazy, mariello."


(Disciples of Klangratch): Nydekion (from the Aetherways) says, "Op diving, of
course."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Catarin says, "Nerf that."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Ceren says, "I thought it would be the merian sound."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Ceren says, "Use it with one merian beast and all of
them in the room mass suicide."

Sexy.

What attack is THAT? o_O

It's minor sixth after he had mana barbs and ego vice. If I'm not mistaken, in that set up it does a flat 1,400 health, 700 mana and 700 ego damage. It bypasses anything that would boost or reduce the damage (except things that would add further reduction to mana or ego).

It hit for a truckload because it doesn't take the victim's max health into play. It looks at their max mana and ego and takes a % off that- with barbs and vice, those are combined into unmitigated health damage. Great for Demithings.

(clan): Jigan says, "Casilu?"
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:09:3.701> System: OFF
clt1 yes?
(clan): You say, "Yes?"
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:09:7.763> System: OFF

(clan): Jigan says, "You might be slightly mad at me in a moment."
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:10:19.244> System: OFF
clt1 why?
(clan): You say, "Why?"
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:10:22.323> System: OFF

(clan): Jigan says, "Have to disconnect your manse."
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:10:31.117> System: OFF

clt1 what?
(clan): You say, "What?"
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:10:37.599> System: OFF
(clan): Jigan says, "Sanguine Drake."
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:10:48.737> System: OFF
clt1 why am I ever connected to Magnagora?
(clan): You say, "Why am I even connected to Magnagora?"
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:10:51.481> System: OFF

(clan): Jigan says, "It's connected to Magnagora."
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:10:52.736> System: OFF

(clan): Jigan says, "Did you buy it from someone?"
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:10:4.626> System: OFF
clt1 no
(clan): You say, "No."
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:10:7.017> System: OFF

(clan): Jigan says, "No clue what it's connected then."
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:10:14.620> System: OFF
clt1 it was a gift, from a Seren
(clan): You say, "It was a gift, from a Seren."
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:11:22.123> System: OFF

(clan): Jigan says, "That might be why then."
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:11:32.383> System: OFF

(clan): Jigan says, "So, that's why you are getting a message right about now..."
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:11:1.194> System: OFF
clt1 nope
(clan: You say, "Nope."
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:11:12.712> System: OFF
clt1 i got nothing
(clan): You say, "I got nothing."
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:12:17.355> System: OFF

Magnagora has just disconnected from your manse, The Sanguine Drake.
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:12:18.524> System: OFF
clt1 there we go
(clan): You say, "There we go."
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:12:23.476> System: OFF
clt1 i should complain
(clan): You say, "I should complain."
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:12:38.812> System: OFF
clt9 damn it
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Damn it."
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:12:41.096> System: OFF

(The Dekoven Lineage): Mortexia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "What?"
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:12:49.883> System: OFF
clt9 Magnagora just disconnected my manse!
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Magnagora just disconnected my manse!"
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:12:59.451> System: OFF
clt9 sorry, I thought it was funny
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Sorry, I thought it was funny."
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w elrxkdb- <22:13:47.468> System: OFF

It's not so bad on warriors. From harbingers on demigod casters it can hit for 4k+ to health pool.