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Unknown2009-02-12 22:10:31
QUOTE (Lendren @ Feb 12 2009, 07:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
not simply to save me the hassle of having to nab an empath with a tranquilizer dart and chain him to my grid


I'm around most of the time and always willing to go aethersplorin'. I just don't understand why you still complain about the lack of empaths. Makes me feel unwanted. sad.gif
Noola2009-02-12 22:42:03
QUOTE (Brahms @ Feb 12 2009, 04:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm around most of the time and always willing to go aethersplorin'. I just don't understand why you still complain about the lack of empaths. Makes me feel unwanted. sad.gif



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Aoife2009-02-12 23:00:11
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Feb 12 2009, 03:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Your avatar. It's a Noolatar. But Noola has a normal avatar. Confusing!


Noola and I conspired specifically to confuse you. ninja.gif
Kante2009-02-12 23:34:54
(Glomdoring): Amatsemaru says, "I will kill Nyir for getting that song in my head. I swear."
3570h, 2946m, 3501e, 10p, 15450en, 16500w ex
(Glomdoring): Amatsemaru says, "Bah. Pardons."
Maylea2009-02-13 02:59:04
Please don't speculate on punishments given to players.
Kante2009-02-13 03:18:20
(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): Jayde (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rolos I'm not compelled to eat in a pornographic manner..."
Unknown2009-02-13 03:26:04
QUOTE (Maylea @ Feb 12 2009, 09:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Please don't speculate on punishments given to players.

I warned you all! tongue.gif
Acrune2009-02-13 03:36:53
QUOTE (Maylea @ Feb 12 2009, 09:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Please don't speculate on punishments given to players.


Could save us the trouble and tell suspicious.gif
Everiine2009-02-13 05:27:29
I cannot in good conscience keep this to myself:

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Jigan tells you, "((Want a tip to ensure people know Everiine is a man?))"

Jigan tells you, "((On the Forums, make a thread. Put two pictures up. One of them a hulking minotaur man with a bloody axe.))"

Jigan tells you, "((The other picture is a bunch of scantily clad women. MS paint an arrow to the Minotaur reading "Everiine." Another to the girls saying "Hot, but not Everiine."))"

Jigan tells you, "((And then you do this: Set desc And there you go.))"

You tell Lord Jigan, the Crimson Brook, "((Heh. It doesn't bother me too much))"

Jigan tells you, "((Could also put in half a soundbyte of Number Six on the Prisoner saying "I'm not a number, I am a free man!" and only play the "I'm a free man!" bit too.))"

You tell Lord Jigan, the Crimson Brook, "((Hmm, whose the most manly man we know?))"

Jigan tells you, "((Sean Connery.))"

Jigan tells you, "((Chuck Norris will get you laughed at.))"

Jigan tells you, "((And Arnuld will get you poked fun at.))"

Jigan tells you, "((And Tom Cruise will sue you.))"

Jigan tells you, "((But Sean Connery? You can never, never go wrong with him.))"

You tell Lord Jigan, the Crimson Brook, "((Hmm, Sean Connery. He is old, like Ev))"

Jigan tells you, "((He will never die. He's like the twin brother of Jesus."

You tell Lord Jigan, the Crimson Brook, "((But... Jesus did die...))"

Jigan tells you, "((Hint: You try crucifying Sean Connery. Rome couldn't. He looked at them, spoke in his awesome accent, and they let him go.))"

Jigan tells you, "((Okay, just think this with Sean Connery's voice: "Do you really think I'm going to let you nail my hands to a cross? I'll kill at least ten of you and permently maul another thirty. Do you really feel like being sent to the hospital?))"

You tell Lord Jigan, the Crimson Brook, "((That made me laugh more than anything else))"


Jigan tells you, "((Man, just wait. God is going to be like, "Jesus, go tell your brother to tell Satan to give up." "But Dad, You favour Sean so much. That pretty boy." "Don't You talk about Your brother like that or it's back on the cross boy. Now go tell your brother to tell Satan what's what."))"

Jigan tells you, "((So, yeah. Just put a picture of Sean Connery up. But make sure to note: "Everiine is not quite as manly, but this serves as good reference.""


So, without further ado:






Everiine is not as manly, but this serves as good reference:

Everiine2009-02-13 06:34:12
People just keep messing with me tonight tongue.gif :

QUOTE
(Newbie): Jile says, "I see that I can both buy and sell wood. How would I find wood in the wide world, though/."

(Newbie): You say, "You'd have to chop it down in a forest, and that would earn you the anger of the people living in it."

(Newbie): Skein says, "By cutting down trees in the communes, however, I would not suggest doing that."

Skein tells you, "My novices."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Sorry."

Skein tells you, "Next time I will eat your wings with a slightly tangy sauce."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "You would have to catch me first!"

Skein tells you, "Everyone would help me. Who doesn't love the Fate Guides?"

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Well.. um... the Soulless?"

Skein tells you, "They like us as well."

Skein tells you, "We hang, go out on the weekends."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "With slightly tangy sauce as well?"

Skein tells you, "Indeed. They have taught us how to properly cook mortals, it was a gift for teaching them how to speak on aethers and learn lessons."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "So... you're saying that the crazy Magnagoran cook, what's his name.. Jigan? He's a Soulless? It makes perfect sense now..."

Skein tells you, "No, he's just insane."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Oh thank goodness."
Jonas2009-02-13 15:09:09
(Glomdoring): Ashteru says, "My mom walked in just as I was smoking my joint."
Chade2009-02-13 15:20:28
Nicely done there Ash. On both accounts.
Jonas2009-02-13 16:49:33
That's what I said, too.
Everiine2009-02-13 19:05:11
(Serenwilde): Verican says, "OH MY GOD! A moose kicked me and killed me in one hit."

I don't know why it was so funny, but it made me laugh. A lot.
Kante2009-02-13 19:54:03
CODE
You stagger backwards as the spectre of a kephera warrior suddenly flashes into existence before you, but are not swift enough to stop it swinging its dead limb towards your forehead, forcing unbidden images into your mind.
        /^\\    /^\\
       {  O}  {  O}
        \\ /    \\ /
        //     //       _------_
       //     //     ./~        ~-_
      / ~----~/     /              \\
    /         :   ./       _---_    ~-
   |  \\________) :       /~     ~\\   |
   |        /    |      |  :~~\\  |   |
   |       |     |      |  \\___-~    |
   |        \\ __/`\\______\\.        ./
    \\                     ~-______-~\\.
    .|                                ~-_
   /_____________________________________~~____
3525h, 3612m, 3198e, 10p, 15235en, 16270w ex-

Curses of the Dead from Fain are HILARIOUS.
kiriwe2009-02-13 20:05:43
is that an ASCII snail? nice.
Kante2009-02-13 20:13:32
There's also ASCII art of a cutesy turtle and snake. Who knew Fain was so adorable? tongue.gif
Ayisdra2009-02-13 20:36:21
Gyorn tells you, "Oh good, just a Seren."

Gyorn tells you, "Mis."
Fania2009-02-13 20:51:10
QUOTE (Kante @ Feb 13 2009, 11:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
CODE
You stagger backwards as the spectre of a kephera warrior suddenly flashes into existence before you, but are not swift enough to stop it swinging its dead limb towards your forehead, forcing unbidden images into your mind.
        /^\\    /^\\
       {  O}  {  O}
        \\ /    \\ /
        //     //       _------_
       //     //     ./~        ~-_
      / ~----~/     /              \\
    /         :   ./       _---_    ~-
   |  \\________) :       /~     ~\\   |
   |        /    |      |  :~~\\  |   |
   |       |     |      |  \\___-~    |
   |        \\ __/`\\______\\.        ./
    \\                     ~-______-~\\.
    .|                                ~-_
   /_____________________________________~~____
3525h, 3612m, 3198e, 10p, 15235en, 16270w ex-

Curses of the Dead from Fain are HILARIOUS.


Seems that Fain has a warm and squishy heart after all...and this one hasn't been ripped from someone else's chest.
Eventru2009-02-13 20:56:52
Everyone's deadreckoning curse is the same, children. I can give you obnoxious little snails, too, if I really wanted to!