not simply to save me the hassle of having to nab an empath with a tranquilizer dart and chain him to my grid

I'm around most of the time and always willing to go aethersplorin'. I just don't understand why you still complain about the lack of empaths. Makes me feel unwanted.

Your avatar. It's a Noolatar. But Noola has a normal avatar. Confusing!

Please don't speculate on punishments given to players.

Please don't speculate on punishments given to players.

Jigan tells you, "((Want a tip to ensure people know Everiine is a man?))"

Jigan tells you, "((On the Forums, make a thread. Put two pictures up. One of them a hulking minotaur man with a bloody axe.))"

Jigan tells you, "((The other picture is a bunch of scantily clad women. MS paint an arrow to the Minotaur reading "Everiine." Another to the girls saying "Hot, but not Everiine."))"

Jigan tells you, "((And then you do this: Set desc And there you go.))"

You tell Lord Jigan, the Crimson Brook, "((Heh. It doesn't bother me too much))"

Jigan tells you, "((Could also put in half a soundbyte of Number Six on the Prisoner saying "I'm not a number, I am a free man!" and only play the "I'm a free man!" bit too.))"

You tell Lord Jigan, the Crimson Brook, "((Hmm, whose the most manly man we know?))"

Jigan tells you, "((Sean Connery.))"

Jigan tells you, "((Chuck Norris will get you laughed at.))"

Jigan tells you, "((And Arnuld will get you poked fun at.))"

Jigan tells you, "((And Tom Cruise will sue you.))"

Jigan tells you, "((But Sean Connery? You can never, never go wrong with him.))"

You tell Lord Jigan, the Crimson Brook, "((Hmm, Sean Connery. He is old, like Ev))"

Jigan tells you, "((He will never die. He's like the twin brother of Jesus."

You tell Lord Jigan, the Crimson Brook, "((But... Jesus did die...))"

Jigan tells you, "((Hint: You try crucifying Sean Connery. Rome couldn't. He looked at them, spoke in his awesome accent, and they let him go.))"

Jigan tells you, "((Okay, just think this with Sean Connery's voice: "Do you really think I'm going to let you nail my hands to a cross? I'll kill at least ten of you and permently maul another thirty. Do you really feel like being sent to the hospital?))"

You tell Lord Jigan, the Crimson Brook, "((That made me laugh more than anything else))"


Jigan tells you, "((Man, just wait. God is going to be like, "Jesus, go tell your brother to tell Satan to give up." "But Dad, You favour Sean so much. That pretty boy." "Don't You talk about Your brother like that or it's back on the cross boy. Now go tell your brother to tell Satan what's what."))"

Jigan tells you, "((So, yeah. Just put a picture of Sean Connery up. But make sure to note: "Everiine is not quite as manly, but this serves as good reference.""

(Newbie): Jile says, "I see that I can both buy and sell wood. How would I find wood in the wide world, though/."

(Newbie): You say, "You'd have to chop it down in a forest, and that would earn you the anger of the people living in it."

(Newbie): Skein says, "By cutting down trees in the communes, however, I would not suggest doing that."

Skein tells you, "My novices."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Sorry."

Skein tells you, "Next time I will eat your wings with a slightly tangy sauce."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "You would have to catch me first!"

Skein tells you, "Everyone would help me. Who doesn't love the Fate Guides?"

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Well.. um... the Soulless?"

Skein tells you, "They like us as well."

Skein tells you, "We hang, go out on the weekends."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "With slightly tangy sauce as well?"

Skein tells you, "Indeed. They have taught us how to properly cook mortals, it was a gift for teaching them how to speak on aethers and learn lessons."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "So... you're saying that the crazy Magnagoran cook, what's his name.. Jigan? He's a Soulless? It makes perfect sense now..."

Skein tells you, "No, he's just insane."

You tell Mistress Skein, a Fate Guide, "Oh thank goodness."

Curses of the Dead from Fain are HILARIOUS.