(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rika, you have electric runes, right?"

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Reincarnate into furrikin!"

(The Hartfire Hearth): Kiradawea (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Except she ain't a Furrikin."

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "She can reincarnate!"

(The Hartfire Hearth): You say, "I have one electric rune."

(The Hartfire Hearth): Raguel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rikachu - use thunderbolt attack!"

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Excellent, your new nickname is Rikachu."

Zap!

The Host says, "First topic - a skit based on the idea of "When Narsrim comes to Town.""

The Host says, "You have 5 minutes to plan. Go!"

The Host hums to herself as the teams huddle to plan. Lazily she begins to twirl her megaphone, entertaining the audience during the lull.

Seer Amani, Elder of Wisdom congratulates the performance on a grand stage of stygian marble with some wild clapping.

The Host fumbles with the megaphone at the sudden clap of applause, smiling sheepishly as she recovers it.

The Host says, "So...how bout them Wargames, eh?"

The Host rubs the back of her neck, glancing pointedly at a sundial strapped to her wrist.

The Host mutters, "Damn forest of Night...Never can get the right time..."

The Host glances backstage, giving a yell.

The Host yells, "ONE MINUTE!"

"Team Awesome" Ciaran yells, "If I choke, do I get extra time?"

The Host yells, "Don't...You...Dare..."

A loud, brassy tone dongs suddenly, loudly announcing that time is up.

The Host says, "And that's time!"

"Team Awesome" Sidd runs onto stage so fast, making as much noise as a mammoth, running into props, knocking Myrky on her behind, creating general havok.

"Team Awesome" Sidd yells, "AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM NARSRIM!!!!!! FEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Team Smash" Myrkr dodges nimbly to the side, eying Sidd warily.

"Team Awesome" Sidd says, "Ooo, a Daughter of the Night."

"Team Awesome" Ciaran shuffles in, struggling to keep the pillows in under several layers of cloting.

"Team Awesome" Sidd looks at Yoruk, still dressed as a daughter of the Night.

"Team Awesome" Sidd says, "Hey, there Good-Looking, Are you tired?..........because you've been running through my mind all night looooooooong."

"Team Smash" Yoruk flutters her eyelashes conspiratorally at Sidd.

"Team Awesome" Ciaran raises his fist in the air and proudly shouts! "ERYTE".

"Team Awesome" Sidd says, "Whaddya say, we head back to my place, I know I'm a disgusting kepheran bug, but that just means, I'm quick, it'll take no time at all."

"Team Awesome" Sidd give Yoruk a big slobbery giant kiss.

"Team Awesome" Ciaran says, "You've interrupted my dinner, and now you must leave!"

"Team Awesome" Xerax saunters in, barely registering Narsrim's existence.

"Team Awesome" Sidd give Yoruk a big slobbery giant kiss.

"Team Awesome" Sidd says, "Hey, can't you see I'm busy here!"

"Team Smash" Yoruk faints.

"Team Awesome" Xerax says, "Exeryte, losing a little weight there?"

"Team Awesome" Xerax pats Exeryte's belly.

"Team Smash" Myrkr gently pulls Yoruk to the side and behind Rika.

"Team Awesome" Sidd says, "I'm surprised you fit through the doorway, fatman."

"Team Awesome" Ciaran says, "I will find my swords and slay thee!"

"Team Awesome" Ciaran says, "I think I left them below the second roll, or was it the third? I can't recall."

"Team Awesome" Xerax says, "Oh look Narsrim, aren't there novices you should be slaying?"

"Team Awesome" Sidd throws a punch in Ciaran's general direction and as it connects, it gets sucked into Ciaran.

"Team Awesome" Ciaran begins digging through his clothes, searching for his weapons in vain.

"Team Awesome" Sidd looks confused.

"Team Awesome" Sidd looks around a little bit.

"Team Awesome" Ciaran shakes his jowels in anger as he fights gravity on his way towards Narsrim.

"Team Awesome" Xerax says, "Exeryte if you don't kill him, you get no more food."

"Team Awesome" Sidd says, "Ummm.... can I have me Hand back."

"Team Awesome" Sidd pulls his hand out and starts running around wild again.

"Team Awesome" Ciaran sniffles as buttery tears flow down his face into the many crevices under his neck.

The Host stifles a laugh.

"Team Awesome" Xerax pats Exertye on the shoulder.

"Team Awesome" Sidd yells, "I'm NARSRIM LOOK AT ME, IM AN UGLY KEPHERAN FILTHY PIECE OF NOTHING WORTHWHILE FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!"

"Team Awesome" Xerax says, "Okay, you can have some food, but kill him all the same."

"Team Awesome" Xerax tosses an inflatable novice into the bushes.

"Team Awesome" Sidd yells, "ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH."

"Team Awesome" Ciaran summons all of his strength, and will to eat, in a last leap onto Narsrim's head.

"Team Awesome" Xerax says, "Narsrim a novice, quick!"

"Team Awesome" Sidd says, "On my god, how did you get off the ground, ouch, my head."

"Team Awesome" Xerax begins sprinkling hot sauce on Narsrim.

A loud, brassy tone dongs suddenly, loudly announcing that time is up.

"Team Awesome" Sidd tries to yell something, but everything is muffled because he can't breathe under Exeryte's weight.

"Team Awesome" Ciaran rolls around on the ground, his mass enveloping Narsrim's chitonous shell.

The Host says, "Time!"

The Host says, "That was...yes..."

The Host says, "Next round."

"Team Awesome" Sidd says, "Wait, who won?"

The Host says, "I'll tally the scores at the end. Uhh...20 points for both of you. And a bottle of hot sauce for team Awesome."

Partisan Kundu Kor'Lathh Wyrden Admiral of the Night has retained office as Guildmaster of Blacktalon.

Now guess why I am laughing

I just want to know what the votes were!

It's funny because Kundu made a post stepping down from the position. Silly people and their not listening.



It was pretty close, actually.