...and suddenly:

Fleyrina tells you, "My love! Do you want my mother?"
honours fleyrina
Fleyrina, Autumn's Grace (Female Ephemeral).
She is an Ephemeral, one of the enigmatic servants of the Elder Gods.


...and another:

A warm woolen cloak tells you, "Oh, Smelly! I cannot forgive sausage-stuffed rack of pork with sage."
honours cloak

all in all: scary astral hunt,mean bulls,an Ephemereal and a cloak talking of things I have no clue about

Darthen tells you, "-lick-."

- tell darthen bwuh?
You tell Trooper Darthen Shanthine, Combat Trainee, "Bwuh?"

Darthen tells you, "And that did -not- happen."

Darthen tells you, "Bwuh is exactly right."

For the record, I deny this incident ever occured at all. In fact, I'm not even me, therefore it could not have occured. Yes, very much so. Anyways, it didn't occur and whatever you do, remember it DIDN'T OCCUR!

A pixie says, "Oooo, wait! I need to help keep the Flame of Glinshari alive!
Could you take me there first?"

Seren Brave Carstivoran says, "Pushy."

A wry smile spreads across your face.

You say, "It's their nature."

Lasera, Pure Chime says, "Well... I guess we benefit so who're we to complain."

Seren Brave Carstivoran says, "You weren't the one being tickled to death."

Mine is 7.....


You mean logs of him spouting total BS on OT, that even he couldn't justify? <3 Khanteru.

If I do that we probably just had some fun on OTI and are making fun of you then.

Caught ya before you changed it!

2009/02/16 02:58:28 - Tael communefavoured Serella for: For helping bring the dracnari of Shanthmark back to the ways of the Wilde.

Taelure.

Shaddus tells you, "Your eyes are like pools of fire I want to dive into and lose myself forever."
Jigan tells you, "I got her drunk at the tavern, she said I was cute, she passed out, I took her home. Then I dumped her in the alley behind the tavern after we were done."
Bobbins tells you, "Well, one time, I gave Skein a peck on the cheek and she slapped me and left with Spindle. Does that count?"
Serella tells you, "Um... Once upon a time, there was a furrikin who was deeply in love with another furrikin. She was just about to confess her love when she got run over by a carriage and died. The end! How's that?"
You tell Mister Bobbins, a Fate Guide, "That wasn't touching at all!"
Bobbins tells you, "Well, she did touch me!"
You tell High Elder Shaddus Mes'ard, Predicant of Malefaction, "Blasted Lands, serpent's head. A huge pool of fire for you to dive into."
Bobbins tells you, "That was a very special day for me."
Shaddus tells you, "It's not the same as your smile, though."
You tell Mister Bobbins, a Fate Guide, "Well, I believe you already have had your sweet moment!"
Bobbins tells you, "That is what you're saying to everyone, isn't it?"
You tell Mister Bobbins, a Fate Guide, "No."
Shaddus tells you, "What, no candy for me?"
You tell Serella L'Eternae, "That is just cruel."
You tell High Elder Shaddus Mes'ard, Predicant of Malefaction, "If you dive into that pool of fire, I'll think about it."
You tell High Elder Shaddus Mes'ard, Predicant of Malefaction, "Hang on. Let me turn my deathsight on."
Bobbins tells you, "Fine, I see how it is."

As you welcome another scholar into your traveling group, you're bombarded by a cacophony of requests to move more swiftly to several different places. You spy a wandering bard in the distance, eye the group you're leading, and then sigh, resolving to only offer guidance to pilgrims from now on.


I know most of you have probably seen this dream a thousand times. I just noticed it and found it hilariously true

I wish I could go to sleep again.

(Order): Elostian says, "Scientific surveys show that people are more likely to die to 'accidentally' wandering into the void when I am grumpy than when I am not."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Hrm."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Vhaas."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "I need you to start spreading butter along Athropos Lane."

(Magnagora): Vhaas says, "Yes, sir? Erm, butter, sir?"

(Magnagora): Auria says, "Eh?"

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Just start spreading butter along the road."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "With any luck, the purple ducks of Celest will be distracted by the butter and captured while in a confused daze."

(Magnagora): Auria says, "Hmm."

(Magnagora): Vhaas says, "Ducks?"

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Egads man! If we can't keep purple ducks, an impossiblity, from walking around our city willy-nilly, how can we defend ourselves from tagenial threats?"

(Magnagora): Vhaas says, "I haven't the slightest sir."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "If the inpossible just walk around, how can we keep out the possible? Get spreading that butter!"

<>: Jigan says, "Once he is done spreading the butter, all I need to do is get a good running start and I should be able to slide down that road with ease."

<>: You say, "Just remember to cleanse yourself afterwards, or you'll stink to the high heavens."

<>: Jigan says, "That's why you do it naked."

<>: You say, "Then perhaps I should recommend an invisibility illusion, or perhaps Yesod."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "If another duck enters this city because there wasn't enough butter on the streats, I'm blaming you, Vhaas."

(Magnagora): Vhaas says, "Where may I find some butter, sir?"

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Make some. Petition the Warlord or someone other than me on the Iron Council for a massive quanity of butter for an experiement in city defense."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Leave my name out of it."

(Magnagora): Vhaas says, "Understood."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Be sure to state that it is not intended for use in a pit for women to fight in."

(Magnagora): You say, "Alternatively ... the commodity shop has some milk. Get churning."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "It's for the defense of the city."



EDIT: It continues.


(Geomancers): You say, "Oh my. He just took some milk out of his backpack. I think he's doing it."

(Geomancers): Auria says, "... *facepalm*."

(Geomancers): Auria says, "Jigan, there are times I doubt your stability. Distracting these poor serfs from more productive tasks than spreading butter on the roads."

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "If he's willing to spread butter, in order to attract purple ducks, I think he has issues."

(Geomancers): You say, "Not to mention, if you wish to slide down Atropos Way ... you do realise it winds, of course? And if you miscalculate you'll end up naked, covered in butter, and trying to explain yourself to Mistress Yoshimi in the bank."

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "Do you think she likes butter?"

(Geomancers): You say, "It hasn't come up."

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "Hrm."

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "Best to hold off the butter slide until later, when I know if I can succesfully woo anyone I happen to run into while naked and covered in butter."

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "I shall probably need to train for this."

(Geomancers): You say, "Practice makes perfect."

(Geomancers): Auria says, "Something tells me that this will be a colorful reign for you, Jigan."

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "Butter may be yellow, but why be so mellow?"

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "I seek answers, Auria. Butter is merely a means to an end."

<>: Jigan says, "To the most kickass method of moving around the city."

(Geomancers): Auria says, "I suppose butter is a medium like any other."

<>: Jigan says, "Hrm. Right. You can hear this channel now."

<>: You say, "At the moment, there's no difference between the two."

<>: Jigan says, "Sure there is."

<>: Auria says, "I could hear this channel before, too."

<>: Jigan says, "I see."

<>: Auria says, "... yes."

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "I blame Esano."

(Geomancers): You say, "I'm not a scapegoat. You need a bleater for that."

*Vhaas walks into Acknor statue*

(Magnagora): Vhaas says, "Ugh! This statue as hit me with strong magic... I cannot move."

(Geomancers): Auria says, "Goats bleat."

(Magnagora): Auria says, "Everything all right?"

(Magnagora): You say, "Yes."

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "I once beat'ed someone. Does that make me a relative to a goat?"

(Magnagora): Darthen says, "You see what you do Jigan, he was trying to put butter everywhere!"

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "More chances the duck will be attracted."

(Magnagora): Darthen says, "Hmm, that sounds rather true."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "If you are feeling pariotic, Vhaas, feel free to cover yourself in butter and dance to atrract the ducks."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Certainly, this shall amorious the ducks and they shall flock to you and we shall capture them."

(Magnagora): Darthen says, "Just try to keep the tongues away from your body."

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "You know, there's a little voice in the back of my mind saying "You're a bastard.""

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "Then another voice says, "Yeah, pretty much.""

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "Why are the voices calling me a bastard?"

(Geomancers): Auria says, "Ask Fain next time he visits, maybe."

It makes me want to go out and buy a pet, then Mortexia and I could both bombard Magnagora with purple ducks.

Actually a cute, fluffy kitten is more my style. Or maybe a butterfly...no one ever suspects the butterfly!

Wow! Nobody has ever done anything like that before at any quiz in the history of Lusternia! Quoting the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and changing the lyrics around? What absolute sheer original genius! I salute you for thinking of such an utterly clever and unique prank!

As far as I can tell, no one HAS Bel-Aired Lusternia before.

I think it might have turned up in every Quiz so far, actually.

If so, then I'm simply carrying on a noble tradition.

At least it wasn't a Rickroll

There was that one novice who bel-air'd Magnagora that one time.