I still say there's some unfinished business between Eventru and Fain. Maybe we'll see it in the next book of the Elder Wars!

Maybe we're all right, and it's a love triangle between Fain, Nocht and Eventru.

Wait, Fain's in another love triangle with Lisaera and Charune already. So does that make it a love hourglass?

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, EVENTRU?!

Oh...wait...

I pass Gega in Celest and get this:

Gega tells you, "There is a bear chasing you."

You tell Dedicant Gega, Hart's Praise, "Heh he's my beast."

Gega tells you, "Well I feel intelligent."


I thought it was cute! Rupert always gets the cuteness

You forgot his tryst with Shikari! It's a love dodecahedron!

At this rate, we'd run of of planes for Fain. We'd have to find the Fourth Dimension to describe Fain's love life.

Fain is a slash-magnet.

That's what illustrated diagrams are for.

Romero wanted to hook him up with Viravain. And Fain, though I don't have the exact quote was something like.

"I will woo her in my havens.'

Fain is such a pimp. What other god can you go to and be like 'hey man, you need to get with this girl.' and the god responds, 'I'd tap that in my crib.' (paraphrased)

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "You should hear Our explanation of the origins of the Changeling race."

(Great House Dekoven): Rodngar (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Sounds messy."

(Great House Dekoven): Fania says, "Do tell!"

(Great House Dekoven): Meliana says, "Ew."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "You do not know the half of it, Rodngar."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "It involves a spicy pot of Crumkane's chili and an hour of labourious effort on Our part."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "We felt quite relieved by the end of it, at least."

(Glomdoring): Alacardael says, "ALL HAIL MAYLEAN GLOMDORITES!!!"

<>: Inox says, "A better question is, why is there a pile of discarded clothing and alcohol in the tower?"
<>: Inox says, "In the solar, beside the bed, no less."

I'm in ur tower, seducin' ur Moonies

Well, she's no longer a Moonie, is she? Unless there's another...

(CLAN): Jigan says, "It's in a bottle, and depending on who you ask, it's esteem. Jigan's special esteem for sale. Liquidy goodness for all. High in protein. May impregnante you. Don't take without consulting your local Nihilist. Ugly girls need not take Jigan's Esteem Potion. He will not claim to your child's father. Results may vary."

Context, as always, unnecessary.

<3 Jigan.


Edit: After Jigan read that I quoted him...


(CLAN): Jigan says, "When I rule this world, you will be amoungst the middle to perish. Right after the people I need to kill to take over, and right before killing the people who try to ursurp me."

(CLAN): Jigan says, "And you shall perish in a manner I deem amusing to me at the time. Up to, and including, coating you in fishflakes and dropping you in a vat full of goldfish and water."


(CLAN): Jigan says, "And then feeding the goldfish and Amat stew to beggers, to lure them into my grips so I can turn them into soliders, or Soylent Green."

(CLAN): Jigan says, "I shall sell your bleached bones to a necrophiliac. Just for kicks."


(CLAN): Jigan says, "After, of course, ensure he's a proper necrophiliac and is useful to my cause, and instaed just rewarding him with your skeleton for services rendered."

(CLAN): Jigan says, "Then, when he throws your bones away for being none-to-gently used and impossible to clean, I will have the unwashed bones ground up into medicine for orphans, and spike it with either opium, cocaine, or cynaide, depending on my mood at the time."


(CLAN): Jigan says, "And then use their drug laced bodies to make "beef" soup for the homeless in the worst section of town, and then have those that are still alive (If I choose cynaide) or those who are drugged (If otherwise) on either "helping" the poor and getting a good PR bit out of it, or all the homeless die and no one really cares."

(CLAN): Jigan says, "You see, Amat.

(CLAN): Jigan says, "I'm a spiteful bastard."

(CLAN): Jigan says, "Who will also have a habit of munching on cheetos when condemming men to death."

(CLAN): Jigan says, "Feel free to quote that little bit about what I will do to you, Amat."

(CLAN): You say, "'kay. :>."

Always have something to compare and contrast to, and to ensure others know the fate of those who quote me incorrectly.

Incorrectly?

Heiress Sarrasri Talnara, Arrow of the Hunt says, "Yes, I like to think Bandrui and I are friends."

Dryly, you say, "I like to think I don't upset Bandrui as much now."

Ser Vathael says, "I like to think I know who Bandrui is.."