Rika2009-02-24 03:50:48
How can you confuse dodos with kiwis? :/
Kante2009-02-24 05:09:44
Ashteru is a certifiable "dodo" of a different caliber.
Casilu2009-02-24 05:28:37
QUOTE (Kante @ Feb 23 2009, 09:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ashteru is a certifiable "dodo" of a different caliber.
And Rika is a Kiwi, your point?
Vhaas2009-02-24 05:31:13
Kiwifruit are named after these fellas, or vice-versa. Ironically, the fruit is also a relative to the gooseberry...
Both Dodos and Kiwis are (or were) flightless birds/ratites.
EDIT: Estarra? Can this be a beast?
Both Dodos and Kiwis are (or were) flightless birds/ratites.
EDIT: Estarra? Can this be a beast?
Jigan2009-02-24 05:53:19
I demand a blood sucking Kiwi
Celina2009-02-24 07:51:56
Aren't kiwi like 3 inches tall? The only people that could ride them are....Casilu.
Casilu2009-02-24 07:57:01
QUOTE (Celina @ Feb 23 2009, 11:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Aren't kiwi like 3 inches tall? The only people that could ride them are....Casilu.
Casilu Dekoven, Lady Luckless (Female Loboshigaru).
I'm sure they'll be tasty.
Saaga2009-02-24 07:59:09
I don't think Ashteru has many kiwis or dodos in Austria.
Unknown2009-02-24 08:01:13
QUOTE (casilu @ Feb 24 2009, 03:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Casilu Dekoven, Lady Luckless (Female Loboshigaru).
I'm sure they'll be tasty.
I'm sure they'll be tasty.
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered.
They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.
The first said: "I built a big house for our mother."
The second said: "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
The third said: "You remember how our mother enjoys reading the Bible.
Now she can't see very well.
So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible.
It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him.
Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot recites it."
Soon thereafter, their mother sent out her letters of thanks.
"Milton," she said, "the house you built is so huge.
I live only in one room, but I have to clean the whole house.
"Gerald," she said, "I am too old to travel.
I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes.
And that driver is so rude! He's a pain!"
"But Donald," she said, "the little chicken you sent was delicious!"
Rika2009-02-24 08:21:36
(Glomdoring): Krin says, "You may whip me any time you desire my lady."
Urazial2009-02-24 08:46:07
I lol'd during that whole bit with Viravain, especially the taming. Definitely made hunting adorath more entertaining. 
Vhaas2009-02-24 09:27:08
QUOTE
A simple dormitory.
This single room, somewhat drier and warmer than the rest of the Inn, contains
nothing more than simple wooden pallets, four in a row on either side of the
doorway and a single stove built against the southern wall. Blankets and other
bedding items have been neatly folded and lie at the foot of each pallet,
although these are now so worn and threadbare, they would likely be of little
use in keeping out the chill of night. Through a small opaque window the
silhouette of the City gates and its watchtowers can be clearly made out against
the grey skies above. Atop a solid platform of dark marble, a massive, plush bed
rises from the floor.
2482h, 1919m, 1980e, 10p, 9196en, 9200w eix-
You smile at a wandering bard and let your eyes wander up and down her body.
A wandering bard shrugs indifferently at you.
This single room, somewhat drier and warmer than the rest of the Inn, contains
nothing more than simple wooden pallets, four in a row on either side of the
doorway and a single stove built against the southern wall. Blankets and other
bedding items have been neatly folded and lie at the foot of each pallet,
although these are now so worn and threadbare, they would likely be of little
use in keeping out the chill of night. Through a small opaque window the
silhouette of the City gates and its watchtowers can be clearly made out against
the grey skies above. Atop a solid platform of dark marble, a massive, plush bed
rises from the floor.
2482h, 1919m, 1980e, 10p, 9196en, 9200w eix-
You smile at a wandering bard and let your eyes wander up and down her body.
A wandering bard shrugs indifferently at you.
Ashteru2009-02-24 11:48:09
I haven't had biology classes in five years, and I am no ornithologist. So sorry if I don't give a damn about a bird on a remote island on the lower back of the world. 
Arix2009-02-24 11:57:32
QUOTE (casilu @ Feb 24 2009, 12:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Casilu Dekoven, Lady Luckless (Female Loboshigaru).
I'm sure they'll be tasty.
I'm sure they'll be tasty.
Don't worry Celina, Casilu is still a midget.
Especially since I keep hitting her with diminish...
Mihewi2009-02-24 15:46:55
Forgetting to renew stable fees for another month and getting mass neglect spam from my big horde of beasts all at once.
T_T At least nobody permanently died.
Stuck in the quote since I accidentally stuck this in Quotes instead of LoR.
T_T At least nobody permanently died.
QUOTE
The Stables of the Wyrden Thorn does not have the fees to care for a brown and white, snobby pony with brown wings, who suffers from neglect.
A brown and white, snobby pony with brown wings has lost a level.
The Stables of the Wyrden Thorn does not have the fees to care for a black spotted, portly pony with bat wings, who suffers from neglect.
A black spotted, portly pony with bat wings has lost a level.
The Stables of the Wyrden Thorn does not have the fees to care for a large, spectral white crow, who suffers from neglect.
A large, spectral white crow has lost a level.
The Stables of the Wyrden Thorn does not have the fees to care for a curly haired mammoth with pink feathered wings, who suffers from neglect.
A curly haired mammoth with pink feathered wings has lost a level.
A brown and white, snobby pony with brown wings has lost a level.
The Stables of the Wyrden Thorn does not have the fees to care for a black spotted, portly pony with bat wings, who suffers from neglect.
A black spotted, portly pony with bat wings has lost a level.
The Stables of the Wyrden Thorn does not have the fees to care for a large, spectral white crow, who suffers from neglect.
A large, spectral white crow has lost a level.
The Stables of the Wyrden Thorn does not have the fees to care for a curly haired mammoth with pink feathered wings, who suffers from neglect.
A curly haired mammoth with pink feathered wings has lost a level.
Stuck in the quote since I accidentally stuck this in Quotes instead of LoR.
Unknown2009-02-24 22:27:55
Celina meant Myrky. But she was 3 inches tall too, so it would have been close.
Everiine2009-02-25 00:27:33
QUOTE
Serenguard Valar says, "I'm just saying.. I don't want some lucky loser at the top endure a premenstral cycle and oust most of the guild."
Serenguard Valar says, "Not.. that you..."
You narrow your eyes to thin slits.
You cough softly.
Serenguard Valar says, "Not.. that you..."
You narrow your eyes to thin slits.
You cough softly.
Everiine2009-02-25 01:06:24
QUOTE
(Newbie): Riezia says, "What happens if you enter the collegium of a Light city if you're not Light, anything?"
(Newbie): Eventru says, "You burst into flames."
(Newbie): Eventru says, "You burst into flames."
Bad Eventru!
Kante2009-02-25 01:44:17
You begin to flap your wings powerfully and rise quickly up into the firmament.
Flying above before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. You see a single exit leading north.
4518h, 3385m, 3282e, 10p, 15625en, 16712w ek-
An armoured viper falls away to the ground.
4518h, 3385m, 3282e, 10p, 15625en, 16712w ek-
Brennan Stormcrow hands you the Crown of Gloriana.
4518h, 3385m, 3282e, 10p, 15625en, 16712w ek-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
o.O
Flying above before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. You see a single exit leading north.
4518h, 3385m, 3282e, 10p, 15625en, 16712w ek-
An armoured viper falls away to the ground.
4518h, 3385m, 3282e, 10p, 15625en, 16712w ek-
Brennan Stormcrow hands you the Crown of Gloriana.
4518h, 3385m, 3282e, 10p, 15625en, 16712w ek-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
o.O
Unknown2009-02-25 02:33:49
QUOTE (Kante @ Feb 24 2009, 08:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You begin to flap your wings powerfully and rise quickly up into the firmament.
Flying above before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. You see a single exit leading north.
4518h, 3385m, 3282e, 10p, 15625en, 16712w ek-
An armoured viper falls away to the ground.
4518h, 3385m, 3282e, 10p, 15625en, 16712w ek-
Brennan Stormcrow hands you the Crown of Gloriana.
4518h, 3385m, 3282e, 10p, 15625en, 16712w ek-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
o.O
Flying above before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. You see a single exit leading north.
4518h, 3385m, 3282e, 10p, 15625en, 16712w ek-
An armoured viper falls away to the ground.
4518h, 3385m, 3282e, 10p, 15625en, 16712w ek-
Brennan Stormcrow hands you the Crown of Gloriana.
4518h, 3385m, 3282e, 10p, 15625en, 16712w ek-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
o.O
You think he doesn't have a Crowcloak?
