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Unknown2009-02-25 04:21:20
QUOTE
(talking about another online game)

Me (9:10:22: PM ): dont like it, because its not skill-based
Disgruntled ExLusternian (9:10:29: PM ): Bullship
Me (9:10:42: PM ): its also pay to play
Disgruntled ExLusternian (9:10:55: PM ): LUSTERNIA ANYONE???
Me (9:10:58: PM ): yeah well
Disgruntled ExLusternian (9:11:36: PM ): Here. let me drop $1000 on a game and suck Catarin's censor.gif and then be a player in lusternia
Me (9:11:41: PM ): LOL
Disgruntled ExLusternian (9:11:56: PM ): or be like I need 4 censor.gif years in CE to get a programming degree to WRITE MY OWN censor.gif SYSTEM
Disgruntled ExLusternian (9:12:11: PM ): oh
Disgruntled ExLusternian (9:12:18: PM ): Aison and Talkan got shrubbed
Disgruntled ExLusternian (9:12:40: PM ): (don't speculate about player punishments)
Me (9:12:24: PM ): hahahahah
Somaria2009-02-25 05:38:26
The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "Jigan has asked Us to tell a tale. So you see, there was this little
geomancer, named, hm. Nagij. He was a happy little maggot, wallowing in his own
feces and Thoros' feces and Celina's feces and Revan's dinner and, well, let's
just say, everyone was happy. Then, along came the big bad Lord Exalted of the
Hamadhi, the last living Elder God of the First Circle."

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "And poof. Nigaj ceased to exist."

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "The end."

You tell Eventru, Crown of the Exalted, "Ooh! Can we here a romance story next!"

You tell Eventru, Crown of the Exalted, "With happy endings and such? PRETTY
PLEASE."

The Divine voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted echoes in your head, "That was
a happy ending."

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "What? You all do not like happy endings? Pah on all of you!"

You tell Eventru, Crown of the Exalted, "But.. Nigaj ceased to exist.. Not
Nagij.."

The Divine voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted echoes in your head, "Oh
whatever."

The Divine voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted echoes in your head, "Same
thing."

You tell Eventru, Crown of the Exalted, "What happened to NAGIJ? WHAT DD YOU
DO?!?!"

The Divine voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted echoes in your head, "WE FED
HIM TO DOMAN."

You tell Eventru, Crown of the Exalted, "THE HORROR!!"
Celina2009-02-25 07:36:48
Sad. I wasn't logged in when my...uh...poop got a mention.
Unknown2009-02-25 07:43:36
I always thought it was spelt faeces.
Shiri2009-02-25 07:44:44
It is. Feces is the merkin version.
Unknown2009-02-25 07:50:01
QUOTE (Shiri @ Feb 25 2009, 03:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It is. Feces is the merkin version.

From Wikipedia: merkin, a pubic wig
Huh?
Unknown2009-02-25 07:53:25
American version! I think.
Unknown2009-02-25 07:54:39
Soooo, Americans are pubic wigs?
Celina2009-02-25 07:55:27
There are some things I just never want to know.
Casilu2009-02-25 07:57:50
QUOTE (Celina @ Feb 24 2009, 11:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
There are some things I just never want to know.


Brietish peaople lieke aedding unneeeded voweals.
Shiri2009-02-25 08:04:58
QUOTE (Caerulo @ Feb 25 2009, 07:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
From Wikipedia: merkin, a pubic wig
Huh?

Wow, that is not what I meant. I just heard someone in the Lusternia IRC channel say it once because it sounded like "American" with an American accent... doh.gif I think it might have been Gwylifar, blame him.
Unknown2009-02-25 08:10:26
QUOTE (casilu @ Feb 25 2009, 03:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Brietish peaople lieke aedding unneeeded voweals.

Nd Mercans lik rmovng necssary vwels.
Arix2009-02-25 08:19:32
These robes are hideously gaudy and tacky, and clearly made for Arix, since his
name is sown across them, along with a series of caricatures of himself in
various strange and limber acts - many of which could not possibly be healthy.
Hot pink cloth has composed the material, while golden threading has been used
for the stitching - various strips of rainbowed silk hang from various strange
and simply unhealthy positions, catching the wind and the arms in tangles. A
small paper tag hangs from one sleeve, reading simply, 'For Arix'.
It has 1 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.
It is cursed and may not be removed when worn.
Unknown2009-02-25 08:21:42
You forgot:
The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "All hail Arix, Thine Lady of Rainbows."
Arix2009-02-25 08:26:37
Also, I'm an elfen with acrobatics. I don't think he factored that in when he wrote the bit about poses, those are the least I could get into.
Unknown2009-02-25 14:48:53

(Newbie): Tijne says, "Is this the game?"
5886h, 7727m, 6182e, 10p, 16380en, 17355w elrx<>-
(Newbie): Therrin says, "Yes."
5886h, 7727m, 6182e, 10p, 16380en, 17369w elrx<>-
(Newbie): Tijne says, "This text?"
Aoife2009-02-25 15:16:02
QUOTE (Shiri @ Feb 25 2009, 02:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It is. Feces is the merkin version.


If you're going to imitate that accent in writing, you should probably spell it 'maerken or maer'kn or something sad.gif
Unknown2009-02-25 15:28:12
QUOTE
A colourful orange ball comes speeding in from the east and strikes you.

You pick up a colourful orange ball.

You ponder a colourful orange ball thoughtfully, looking it up and down.

Tentatively, you say, "Hello?"

(Glomdoring): You say, "Did...anyone throw something at me?"

(Glomdoring): Urazial (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Aha. Very sly escape, Sir."

Ashteru tells you, "Oh, you noticed my heart bouncing off of you?"

You tell Ser Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of the Enigma, "Aww."

(Harbingers): Urazial (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That is your punishment from the Harbingers for slaying Vena. I'd hate for us to go through that again."

(Harbingers): You say, "It was painful. I'm sure to suffer remorse and ill-effects for years. I'm deeply sorry, Sir."


lol @ Glom's reaction to a kephera killing a loud-mouthed illithoid. I'm surprised, yet warm'n'fuzzy with it.

Eventru2009-02-25 18:13:39
QUOTE (Shiri @ Feb 25 2009, 03:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow, that is not what I meant. I just heard someone in the Lusternia IRC channel say it once because it sounded like "American" with an American accent... doh.gif I think it might have been Gwylifar, blame him.


There is no such thing as an 'american' accent. Some americans, like myself, lack an accent completely. We speak proper English. Then there are some Americans who do have accents and dialects. Like there's southern, there's bostonian, there's jersey, there's that queer New York butchering of english. Then you can start delving into Spanglish (which is more a mixture of spanish and english sentences) and such.

Tragically, I've heard people say, 'I'm a merrican', like they're two words, and I'm ready to stab faces.
Kante2009-02-25 18:25:02
You will now be known as Servant Tynghall, Herald of Unusual Titles, by order of Elostian, the Enigma.

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Elostian says, "Rejoice! You are now an individual."