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Shaddus2009-02-25 22:20:17
QUOTE (Havulma @ Feb 25 2009, 01:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
To get back to quotes (even if the previous conversation was hilarious freaked.gif ) :

It seems we cannot make new kata forms with more than one modifier, anymore, and this has been going on all day. Interestingly, we can still use the previous forms we've made before, though, with more than one modifier. I assume the monk nerfs are finally being made?

That's probably a bug.
Casilu2009-02-25 22:23:56
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Feb 25 2009, 02:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's probably a bug.


It's already been bugged too.
Tervic2009-02-25 22:55:13
QUOTE (Jigan @ Feb 25 2009, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If Elostian is Russian, don't irritate him. The KGB killed someone with an umbrella before. They shot someone with an umbrella.

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Having just started Fallout 3 and gotten the Rock-It Launcher, all I can think of now is Elostian going around with a modified vacuum cleaner shooting umbrellas at people. Also, what happens if you look Elostian in the eyes? Do you see three letters?

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Hyperion2009-02-25 23:32:32
QUOTE (Tervic @ Feb 25 2009, 02:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Having just started Fallout 3 and gotten the Rock-It Launcher, all I can think of now is Elostian going around with a modified vacuum cleaner shooting umbrellas at people. Also, what happens if you look Elostian in the eyes? Do you see three letters?

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No, I think you see PWNED.
Celina2009-02-26 00:40:01
Some tard left these lying around Magnagora:

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Celina abuses her power for her own gain, and steals credits from her
guild to sell!

A Concerned Citizen.

I about lol'd my pants off. Abuses power for personal gain? Duh. The credit thing though, come on, that's like the easiest thing in the world to prove or disprove. Be more creative.
Mihewi2009-02-26 00:59:55
Don't forget the letter lying around Mag that says you have contagious somgina.
Celina2009-02-26 01:13:43
QUOTE (Mihewi @ Feb 25 2009, 06:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't forget the letter lying around Mag that says you have contagious somgina.


And this one:

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Celina is not to be trusted, she snuggles with Serenwilders when she is out of the city!

I've been discovered.
Fania2009-02-26 01:19:17
The only letter I've ever found (well that wasn't charred) was in my guildhall. It was a drawing of a naked woman. It was pretty funny to find it on the floor of the Aquamancer guildhall. I've still got a copy of it somewhere. I sent it to several of my friends.
Krackenor2009-02-26 01:20:14
Yeah...there was one littering the floor of the enchanting room as well

Its quite distracting.
Shaddus2009-02-26 01:20:54
QUOTE
The Portal of Fate flashes as Ninjastorm steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.
(College): Please welcome Ninjastorm who has just enrolled into the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research to learn the ways of the Ninjakari!
(Magnagora): Please welcome Ninjastorm who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new citizen!


(Magnagora): Seretenin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Welcome, Ninjastorm. Please read HELP NAMECHANGE."


honours ninjastorm
Mukyu Ninjastorm, Apprentice of the Way (Male Merian).


Love novices. Really.
Fania2009-02-26 01:23:41
QUOTE (Krackenor @ Feb 25 2009, 05:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah...there was one littering the floor of the enchanting room as well

Its quite distracting.


Couldn't get any enchanting done?
Fania2009-02-26 01:26:05
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Feb 25 2009, 05:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Love novices. Really.


Oh we get the good ones in Celest too. We had one kid who was using illusions to hide the fact that he was Illithoid.
Shaddus2009-02-26 01:34:51
QUOTE (Fania @ Feb 25 2009, 07:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh we get the good ones in Celest too. We had one kid who was using illusions to hide the fact that he was Illithoid.

I've always wanted to try that.
Jigan2009-02-26 01:36:51
QUOTE (Fania @ Feb 25 2009, 07:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Couldn't get any enchanting done?

Hard to enchant with only one hand, don'tcha know.

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Vathael2009-02-26 02:13:27
QUOTE (Celina @ Feb 25 2009, 07:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And this one:

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Celina is not to be trusted, she snuggles with Serenwilders when she is out of the city!

I've been discovered.


She wouldn't deny her pops.
Arix2009-02-26 02:18:00
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Feb 25 2009, 06:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Love novices. Really.


At least he isn't named Cuddlebum.

Krackenor2009-02-26 02:46:17
QUOTE (Fania @ Feb 25 2009, 08:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Couldn't get any enchanting done?


Nope! every time I'd drop a ring, I'd see that letter...mocking me. Just mocking me.

WHY OH WHY DIDN'T I LEARN HOW TO READ!!!???


And Jigan...ew.
Unknown2009-02-26 02:52:19
QUOTE
Incabulos ponders Shaddus thoughtfully, looking him up and down.

Incabulos takes a deep breath and appears to swallow the air, seeming content
for some moments before suddenly belching it back up powerfully. You cannot help
but gag as the strong, repugnant and stale stench of rotting flesh wafts through
the area.

Shaddus takes Incabulos close to him and, closing his eyes, inhales deeply to
absorb his scent.

Incabulos caws harshly and loudly for a moment before suddenly gagging
violently, eventually vomiting a stream of vile, rancid vomit which festers in a
large, bloody puddle on the floor. A violent buzzing in the air proceed the
arrival of a great swarm of flies, seething about the area madly as they feed
hungrily off the sickly sweet, malodorous puddle.

Incabulos retches suddenly before belching loudly, sending a fresh stench of
rotting flesh to waft through the air.

Shaddus screams in pain as the macabre cloud of seething, gluttonous flies dives
into his skin, sending flecks of blood dancing into the air about him as they
burrow into flesh and feed eagerly on his tender wounds.


Crow is now the "Vomit on People" skillset.
Razenth2009-02-26 02:54:23
Yeah, what was up with them killing each other?
Shaddus2009-02-26 03:00:23
QUOTE (Razenth @ Feb 25 2009, 08:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, what was up with them killing each other?

He was testing out a skill, and I gave him the trigger line for the Ninjakari instakill.