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by Charune

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Kante2009-02-28 22:14:10
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Elostian says, "Have any of you seen reason to kill someone else yet?"

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Unitos (from the Astral Plane) says, "Sure have."

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Elostian says, "From the order I mean?"


(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Unitos (from the Astral Plane) says, "Not really. I don't even see anyone else here."

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Elostian says, "Come on, go duel it out with Tynghall amid the roaring destruction and chaos of Astral."

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): You say, "Lord Elostian is evolving into a God of War!"

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): You say, "Oh my!"

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Elostian says, "Indeed not, I just enjoy seeing people kill eachother for what I consider to be no good reason."
Kelysa2009-02-28 23:06:19

You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at a two-headed eagle.
You connect!
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
The final blow proves too much for a two-headed eagle, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain a two-headed eagle.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
Kante2009-02-28 23:30:34

A sapphire and diamond circlet tells you, "Can you forgive the Soulless Gods?"

Concerning the event at hand, interesting.
Kante2009-02-28 23:32:10
You have been slain by your own delusions.
» Kills: 0 Deaths: 2 (your own delusions)


<3 Treant.
Snaithy2009-02-28 23:45:36
QUOTE
Your will is suppressed by Divine mandate, making you unable to perform any action.
5520h, 2940m, 3900e, 0p, elrxkb<>-{d}|Safe|

Flashes of beings coalesce in the astral wind then fade quickly from view.
5520h, 2940m, 3900e, 0p, elrxkb<>-{d}|Safe|

Shamarah has been slain by misadventure.

Meliana2009-03-01 00:46:15
Insanity fun:

A platter of spicy stuffed eggs tells you, "Yo! An antique smaragdine pond ring
forgives the Elder Gods."

Kvic tells you, "Yo! Have you seen your father?"

Some gold sovereigns tells you, "Can you forgive the feet of the fae?"

Garia cuddles up to your inner nostril.

A Scroll of Disruption tells you, "You should get together with the Soulless
Gods."

A hooded woman challenges your tongue

A Golden Champion tells you, "Do you want a shadowy garshade?"

Kante2009-03-01 03:27:16
Viynain has fallen to the deadly poisons of a floating urn.
Rika2009-03-01 04:21:19
clt1 Nejii, what colour are you?
(Adiks): You say, "Nejii, what colour are you?"
9028h, 3950m, 6300e, 10p, 26400en, 26397w elrxk-
(Adiks): Nejii (from the Astral Plane) says, "As what race."
9028h, 3972m, 6300e, 10p, 26400en, 26400w elrxk-
(Adiks): Siam (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Black."
9028h, 3972m, 6300e, 10p, 26400en, 26400w elrxk-
clt1 furri
(Adiks): You say, "Furri."
9028h, 3951m, 6300e, 10p, 26400en, 26400w elrxk-
(Market): Yoruk says, "Herbs, poisons, enchantment recharges and more at the Scorpion's Sting located under the Master Ravenwood!"
9028h, 3951m, 6300e, 10p, 26400en, 26400w elrxk-
(Adiks): Nejii (from the Astral Plane) says, "What gender."
9028h, 3970m, 6300e, 10p, 26400en, 26396w elrxk-
clt1 male
(Adiks): You say, "Male."
9028h, 3970m, 6300e, 10p, 26400en, 26400w elrxk-
(Adiks): Nejii (from the Astral Plane) says, "Black."
9028h, 3990m, 6300e, 10p, 26400en, 26397w elrxk-
clt1 talk about bureaucracy :/
(Adiks): You say, "Talk about bureaucracy :/."
9028h, 3972m, 6300e, 10p, 26400en, 26400w elrxk-
(Adiks): Nejii (from the Astral Plane) says, "Heh."
9028h, 3953m, 6300e, 10p, 26400en, 26397w elrxk-
(Adiks): Siam (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Told you! :>."
9028h, 3990m, 6300e, 10p, 26400en, 26400w elrxk-
(Adiks): Nejii (from the Astral Plane) says, "Well it varies!"

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Furien2009-03-01 05:19:03
6657h, 6360m, 6360e, 10p, 28175en, 29690w exk /21:17:27.651/-
(Market): Shaddus says, "Trans Artisan for hire, currently standing in the
Aetherplex just waiting for some bad person to attack me."
6657h, 6360m, 6360e, 10p, 28175en, 29690w exk /21:17:39.731/-
An owl hoots off in the distance.
6657h, 6360m, 6360e, 10p, 28175en, 29690w exk /21:18:07.017/-
(Market): Celeris says, "Cosmic enchantress for hire. Cubes, greatrobes, statues
and more. Send tells. No Tainted or enemies."
6657h, 6360m, 6360e, 10p, 28175en, 29690w exk /21:18:22.285/-
Shaddus died to the martial prowess of Grandmaster Narsrim D'cente`, Prince of
the Lord.
You see the death occur at the Aetherplex Chamber.
6657h, 6360m, 6360e, 10p, 28175en, 29690w exk /21:18:39.489/-
Jigan2009-03-01 05:40:50
(Market): You say, "Tossing in a cup cake on the reward for Dysolis' head,
by-the-by."

Tynghall tells you, "As those who have come before me have said, "Hot damn."

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Vionne2009-03-01 05:51:06
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You say, "The nature of the Wyrd is such a difficult subject to pin down."

Urazial chews on his lip, deep in thought.

Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd says, "I disagree."

You say, "The Taint was always far easier for me to grasp."

You smile impishly and say, "Perhaps you can illuminate me on the subject."

Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd says, "The Wyrd is the result of Divine essence infusing the raw essence of nature and taint."

You giggle happily.

You say, "And I can point you to three books for each subject disagreeing on the nature of: a ) essence, b ) nature and c ) taint!"
Rakor2009-03-01 06:36:19
QUOTE (Kante @ Feb 28 2009, 06:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You have been slain by your own delusions.
» Kills: 0 Deaths: 2 (your own delusions)


<3 Treant.

haha, » your own delusions
Fania2009-03-01 07:18:19
QUOTE
Lusipher wraps you in his arms from behind and snuggles up against you comfortably.


I've been assaulted by a serial spooning novice! Yes he did it twice...I let him get away with it once because I thought he was a dumb kid. The second time he left before I could bop him one...
Casilu2009-03-01 07:21:44
QUOTE (Fania @ Feb 28 2009, 11:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've been assaulted by a serial spooning novice! Yes he did it twice...I let him get away with it once because I thought he was a dumb kid. The second time he left before I could bop him one...


That explains the message:


Message #1688 Sent by: Fania
03/01 07:08 "I am a victim of a serial random spoonig novice...."
Kelysa2009-03-01 08:37:34
Mmm cereal spoon.
Shiri2009-03-01 08:44:33
(The Talnaras): Alacardael says, "I nurse a vendetta against my immediate family
biggrin.gif."

self-owned
Unknown2009-03-01 09:20:33

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "Yes. Unfortunately, We are just too well endowed by the Holy Mother Dynara, We cannot fit any decently fitting pants, We must wear a loincloth so you all may enjoy Our display."

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Unknown2009-03-01 09:20:51
The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "Yes. Unfortunately, We are just too well endowed by the Holy Mother Dynara, We cannot fit any decently fitting pants, We must wear a loincloth so you all may enjoy Our display."

Razenth tells you, "O_o."

You tell Lord Traveller Razenth, Celestial Scribe, "Scary."
Unknown2009-03-01 09:21:50
Damn, Alacardael beat me to it!
Lendren2009-03-01 14:58:26
Let's play Lusternia Mad-Libs!
QUOTE
PUBLIC NEWS #1202
Date: 3/1/2009 at 4:59
From: Person1
To : Everyone
Subj: Regarding Person2

Greetings Basin of Life,

I grow weary of Person2. He sits and waits at the Aetherplex, snapping
at people who are merely traveling through in the hopes of getting a
quick kill to show the us all how big his "weapon" is.

His area-effect of such a public area has killed several novices in the
past, and will continue to do so until the monster is halted....

This pitiful maggot kills and slaughters people just trying to visit
family, or those shopping for dinner. He doesn't stop to ask why, he
just points his weapon and starts attacking....

How many different answers can you find for Person2? Fun Tip: For extra points, find one from every nation!