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Unknown2009-03-01 15:39:56
Person1: Everybody
Person2: Eventru
Weapon: 'weapon'
Area-effect: arrival
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Edit: You can replace Area-effect with 'revealing His 'weapon'', and it'll have the same meaning.
Sthai2009-03-01 15:57:12
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Eschatologist Incabulos Oubliette, Silence of the End says, "Later, I'll go BT."

Eschatologist Incabulos Oubliette, Silence of the End says, "...SD even."
You roll on the floor, laughing.

Eschatologist Incabulos Oubliette, Silence of the End says, "I CAN'T EVEN
REMEMBER WHAT GUILD I'M IN."
Unknown2009-03-01 16:07:46
QUOTE (Sthai @ Mar 1 2009, 03:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Eschatologist Incabulos Oubliette, Silence of the End says, "Later, I'll go BT."

Eschatologist Incabulos Oubliette, Silence of the End says, "...SD even."
You roll on the floor, laughing.

Eschatologist Incabulos Oubliette, Silence of the End says, "I CAN'T EVEN
REMEMBER WHAT GUILD I'M IN."


In my defense, I was trying to be facetious and am tired.

















I am also a dirty guildhopper and cannot remember which guild I'm in.
Xavius2009-03-01 16:50:08
QUOTE (Lendren @ Mar 1 2009, 08:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How many different answers can you find for Person2? Fun Tip: For extra points, find one from every nation!

Not enough area effects. Have to go back to the beta to fill in more than one. Lots of griefers. Not many who can accidentally grief novices!
Unknown2009-03-01 19:13:40
Because I just noticed this:

2009/03/01 09:00:32 - Jigan declared Lorina to be a formal enemy. Reason: Do I
really need a reason?
2009/03/01 09:00:43 - Jigan declared that Lorina is no longer an enemy. Reason:
Yes you do, Archmage.
2009/03/01 09:01:12 - Jigan > Explain to me why I, the Archmage, need to have a
plausible reason.
2009/03/01 09:01:45 - Jigan > Because it's impolite just to enemy people for
personal reasons, or without a reason. If you want to enemy them personally,
fine.
2009/03/01 09:01:54 - Jigan > But Dysolis enemied me for personal reasons.
2009/03/01 09:02:27 - Jigan > Yes, he did. But he's Dysolis. You're better than
Dysolis. Don't do it again or we're having a talk.
Rika2009-03-01 19:26:23
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Saaga2009-03-01 19:27:08
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Snaithy2009-03-01 21:07:05
wow...Jigan finally lost the little sanity he had left
Vhaas2009-03-01 21:29:14
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PUBLIC NEWS #1202
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Unknown2009-03-01 21:49:59
A beautiful feast has been laid before you, elegant platters of gold and silver gleaming with blurred highlights. You reach out to open the closest, and as you reveal its contents, you are confronted with the slitted eyes of aslarans arranged neatly upon greens. Another dish reveals the legs of mugwumps over taurian steaks, while yet another shows delicately filleted flesh marked with merian scales...

A faraway melody wafts past your ears, and before you blossoms the blessings of summer. Words interweave themselves into the song, but their meaning lies just beyond your forlorn grasp. As the keening beauty of the song fades to still silence, you know with a sudden certainty that, in time, all summers must pass.

A beautiful feast has been laid before you, elegant platters of gold and silver gleaming with blurred highlights. You reach out to open the closest, and as you reveal its contents, you are confronted with the slitted eyes of aslarans arranged neatly upon greens. Another dish reveals the legs of mugwumps over taurian steaks, while yet another shows delicately filleted flesh marked with merian scales...

A beautiful feast has been laid before you, elegant platters of gold and silver gleaming with blurred highlights. You reach out to open the closest, and as you reveal its contents, you are confronted with the slitted eyes of aslarans arranged neatly upon greens. Another dish reveals the legs of mugwumps over taurian steaks, while yet another shows delicately filleted flesh marked with merian scales...


Gee, let's have the dream one more time! Seriously, same dream three times? And I only had four.
Unknown2009-03-01 22:00:05
QUOTE (Volroc @ Mar 1 2009, 01:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because I just noticed this:

2009/03/01 09:00:32 - Jigan declared Lorina to be a formal enemy. Reason: Do I
really need a reason?
2009/03/01 09:00:43 - Jigan declared that Lorina is no longer an enemy. Reason:
Yes you do, Archmage.
2009/03/01 09:01:12 - Jigan > Explain to me why I, the Archmage, need to have a
plausible reason.
2009/03/01 09:01:45 - Jigan > Because it's impolite just to enemy people for
personal reasons, or without a reason. If you want to enemy them personally,
fine.
2009/03/01 09:01:54 - Jigan > But Dysolis enemied me for personal reasons.
2009/03/01 09:02:27 - Jigan > Yes, he did. But he's Dysolis. You're better than
Dysolis. Don't do it again or we're having a talk.


laugh.gif Hilarious.
Fania2009-03-01 22:44:41
QUOTE (Snaithy @ Mar 1 2009, 01:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
wow...Jigan finally lost the little sanity he had left


I'm not so sure he had any to begin with. Even if he had any sanity at one time, he lost it long ago.

Wave after wave of Purple Ducks, Jigan. Wave after wave of Purple Ducks.
Casilu2009-03-02 03:04:24
Shuyin welcomes you into his coven.
4966h, 3324m, 4402e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w esSilrxk- <19:00:58.041> System: OFF
curious shu
You tilt your head curiously at Shuyin.
4966h, 3324m, 4402e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w esSilrxk- <19:00:2.375> System: OFF

Shuyin links hands with you and the other members of the coven, forming a sacred circle.
4966h, 3324m, 4402e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w esSilrxk- <19:00:3.182> System: OFF

You join Shuyin in a ceremony to call down the harvest powers of the moon.
The blessings of the harvest moon are upon you.
4966h, 3324m, 4402e, 5e, 22240en, 14680w esSilrxk- <19:00:6.330> System: OFF

Ser Shuyin says, "Yoink."
4966h, 3324m, 4402e, 5e, 22240en, 14680w esSilrxk- <19:00:7.259> System: OFF

A fat, black stallion with a snow white tail trots off to the east.
Prudence leaves the coven circle, causing it to break.
Shuyin leaves to the east, emanating an aura of immense power.
With a flap of its translucent bat wings, a muscular wyvern glides off to the east.
4966h, 3324m, 4402e, 5e, 22240en, 14680w esSilrxk- <19:00:10.060> System: OFF
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You open your mouth but say nothing.
4966h, 3324m, 4402e, 5e, 22240en, 14680w esSilrxk- <19:00:10.172> System: OFF
shuyin MY POWER!
You tell Ser Shuyin, "MY POWER!"
4966h, 3324m, 4402e, 5e, 22240en, 14680w esSilrxk- <19:00:14.402> System: OFF

Shuyin tells you, "You've been powernabbed."
4966h, 3324m, 4402e, 6e, 22240en, 14680w esSilrxk- <19:01:24.208> System: OFF

Shuyin tells you, "Feel violated."


HALP! HALP!
Everiine2009-03-02 04:18:16
(Serenwilde): Prudence (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Help! A gigantic yellow duck is after me!"
Nariah2009-03-02 04:25:16
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(Jhagar): Malarious (from the Aetherways) says, "Nariah is our corner girl, she stands on the corners of teleport spots until her pim.... champion pops in and beats their ass for being too rough."
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Unknown2009-03-02 05:22:11
"You're dead," you inform Razenth with a firm, serious but amused tone.

Cringing, Razenth looks around and whispers, "Are we dead?"

"Yep," you sigh, "We're dead."

Connoisseur Twilxo says, "Dead? I don't want to be dead!"

Carefully watching Twilxo, you ask aloud in a whisper, "You dead?"

Connoisseur Twilxo says, "I want to be alive!"

Connoisseur Twilxo says, "Or... Eventru."
Aoife2009-03-02 15:11:14
Postulant Celeris d'Shallyon is here. It wields a heart-shaped shield of comforting love in its left hand and a radiant symbol of love in its right.

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Shiri2009-03-02 15:19:39
QUOTE (Aoife @ Mar 2 2009, 03:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Postulant Celeris d'Shallyon is here. It wields a heart-shaped shield of comforting love in its left hand and a radiant symbol of love in its right.

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Wait, how did it get that? I want one too!
Gero2009-03-02 15:23:32
I made the shield, if that's what your talking about.
Kante2009-03-02 18:25:49
Jonas tells you, "((Meh, what can you expect from someone who's motto is, "the fourth wall is a myth!?" I assume that most of what he says will be OOCish.))"

You tell Chieftain Jonas, Bringer of the Dark Harvest, "((He's a blatant idiot. Both IC and OOC. He snubbed me for saying something stupid in an OOC channel. He unsnubbed me for the Ascension event, and then when I tried to talk to him later, he threatened me and snubbed me again.))

You tell Chieftain Jonas, Bringer of the Dark Harvest, "((I've already killed him once. tongue.gif))"

Jonas tells you, "((ahaha. We'll make him the Commune whipping boy.))"