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Casilu2009-03-02 18:46:50
SERENWILDE NEWS #3260
Date: 3/2/2009 at 13:48
From: Lendren Starfall, Steadfast Teacher of Dawn
To : Everyone
Subj: All Together Now

perform refrain Rainboworchid
perform refrain Rainboworchid
perform refrain Rainboworchid
Thank you for the great outpouring of interest in performing in my
latest play "All Together Now". The play has been recorded so I'm no
longer seeking cast members. Tickets are free so please feel free to
watch the play at the Spiritsinger stage any time (it's only about a
quarter of a day in length). On behalf of the whole cast I hope you
enjoy it.

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Shanthin, in the year 229 CE.
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10e, 22240en, 14680w esSilrx- <10:42:10.613> System: OFF
rn

SERENWILDE NEWS #3261
Date: 3/2/2009 at 14:01
From: Lendren Starfall, Steadfast Teacher of Dawn
To : Everyone
Subj: Auditory hallucinations

Some people have reported auditory hallucinations after reading my last
news post, concerning the impression of the performance of a refrain of
my song Rainbow Orchid. I can only attribute this to a combination of
drinking unsafe water with a deeply sublimated desire to listen to my
music! If you're experiencing these symptoms, please consult a healer as
soon as possible, particularly if they persist and you experience
additional firebucket triple-pronged giant hopping toad rotating flange
octopi.
Jonas2009-03-02 21:17:02
Kind of lame quoting myself...but I think Jonas has a place in Glomdoring as its Jigan.

QUOTE
(Glomdoring): Tynghall (from the Realm of the Lady of the Thorns) says, "Meh...I
do hate these Seren blokes. I'll one day line Brother Crow's nest with their
bodies."

(Glomdoring): Urazial says, "Yes, it's always one day, hmm? In the meantime the
Serens take and take and take."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Why one day? Why not now?"

(Glomdoring): Tynghall (from the Realm of the Lady of the Thorns) says, "I am
working on it."

(Glomdoring): Tynghall (from the Realm of the Lady of the Thorns) says, "I am
not the most powerful of druids. There is little I can do."

(Glomdoring): Shiba says, "Why not always?"

(Glomdoring): Kuraitaiyo says, "Todays the year that just keeps on giving."

(Glomdoring): Tynghall (from the Realm of the Lady of the Thorns) says, "The
Serenwilde's defenses are beyond compare."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Power has nothing to do with it. There's more to
subterfuge than attacking head-on."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Steal chickens from their villages and bring them to
ours."

(Glomdoring): Tynghall (from the Realm of the Lady of the Thorns) says, "Ha,
I've been enemied to Serenwilde for years."

(Glomdoring): Russell says, "So we're reduced to stealing chickens now."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Not necessarily! It's just an example."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Everything helps - Squirrel overlooks nothing in his
forages, and see how well he survives."

(Glomdoring): Russell says, "Iv never seen a squirrel in the forest."

(Glomdoring): Tynghall (from the Realm of the Lady of the Thorns) says, "Valid
point."

(Glomdoring): Shiba says, "There are squirrels in Serenwilde."

(Glomdoring): Tynghall (from the Realm of the Lady of the Thorns) says, "They
reside in the Serenwilde forest. It is just a metaphor, Russell."

(Glomdoring): You say, "That's another thing that can be done. Rather than
stealing chickens, murder squirrels. Without relent. Without remorse. Without
mercy. Rob their woods of its cuteness that they cling to so desperately, and
they will be lost. Dazed, confused. Then, we strike."

(Glomdoring): Russell says, "You're nuts."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Nuts...yes, good idea."

(Glomdoring): Tynghall (from the Realm of the Lady of the Thorns) says, "Watch
your tongue, Russell. Jonas is the Merciless Chieftain."

(Glomdoring): You say, "We will take the nuts from their squirrels. With nothing
to hoard, they will starve."

(Glomdoring): Moriana says, "I'd heard of war by attrition before, but I never
thought it could take such an...unusual form."
Romero2009-03-02 21:28:09
Jigan is not something you try to emulate. Don't praise that sort of behavior.
Enero2009-03-02 21:30:45
QUOTE (Romero @ Mar 2 2009, 09:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jigan is something you want to strangle while still in craddle, not something to emulate. Don't praise that sort of behavior.



Amen!
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Tervic2009-03-02 21:38:23
QUOTE (Jonas @ Mar 2 2009, 01:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Kind of lame quoting myself...but I think Jonas has a place in Glomdoring as its Jigan.


That, and you're not even close. tongue.gif
Everiine2009-03-02 22:28:22
High Chief Rhaell Nashoba, Wordsmith says to Kia, "Better?"

Rhaell chuckles long and heartily.

Kia, Adherent of the Mother says to Rhaell, "No. You described me as a slut."

Kia looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

Rhaell shouts "Oi!" at the top of his voice.

High Chief Rhaell Nashoba, Wordsmith exclaims, "Did not!"

Kia, Adherent of the Mother says, "Did too!"

High Chief Rhaell Nashoba, Wordsmith exclaims, "I haven't even slept with you!"

The howl of a distant wolf momentarily silences the crickets.

Kia, Adherent of the Mother says, "Ok... that was a conversation killer."
Snaithy2009-03-02 23:30:52
QUOTE (Tervic @ Mar 2 2009, 09:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That, and you're not even close. tongue.gif


I have to say, seeing Jigan develop into a more insane person in the three years I've played has been fantastic to watch

I remember one of the first conversations I had with him when Snaithy was a little Squire, and he gave me a lecture on "Whatever life throws at you. Roll with it" and then left.

dont ever change Jigan <3
Tael2009-03-02 23:32:44
QUOTE (Jonas @ Mar 2 2009, 04:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Kind of lame quoting myself...but I think Jonas has a place in Glomdoring as its Jigan.



HANDS OFF MY CHICKENS. TAEL USES THEM TO PREDICT REVOLTS. pissed.gif
Jonas2009-03-02 23:36:20
Pf. I'm not saying I AM JIGAN. But I do think that this is sort of something like Jigan would do. SORT OF. LIKE. Not, "THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT JIGAN WOULD DO." But every org needs some schemer in a high position. And that, I have decided, is Jonas. >:D
Unknown2009-03-03 00:44:17
QUOTE (Romero @ Mar 2 2009, 04:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jigan is not something you try to emulate. Don't praise that sort of behavior.

Stick in the mud.

Jigan is AWSOME.
Narsrim2009-03-03 01:11:33
Only in Glomdoring does an act of war involve chicken theft.
kiriwe2009-03-03 01:25:51
QUOTE
Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning (Male Human).
He is 88 years old, having been born on the 17th of Urlachmar, 141 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 146th in Lusternia.
He has triumphed 2 times in the combat rankings.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Cosmic Wayfarer in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Shadowmaze (honours).
He is a member of the clan called 'Disciples of Klangratch.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Daughters' Weavers.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Pudgy Pony Design Associates.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'Twisted euphoria; the irrelevance of grace.'
He is considered to be approximately 635% of your might.
He has been engaged to be married to Lady Somaria y'Kaliath, of Sinful Radiance
for 29 months.
He has been divorced 3 times.
He is a founder of the y'Kaliath family.
See HONOURS FULL DAEDALION to view his 28 special honours.
Shaddus2009-03-03 03:17:12
WWJD.

What Would Jigan Do?
Jigan2009-03-03 03:59:14
Pupil Ebbirxin says, "I can't help but notice that quite a few people around
here seem to be undead. Can I get in on that?"

dazed.gif
Aramel2009-03-03 13:27:00
Much wub.gif for the chicken theft. Now if only we could introduce squirrels to Glomdoring. Ecological warfare!
Unknown2009-03-03 17:41:28
(Spiritsingers): Kio (from the Nexus World of Serenwilde) says, "What can I say? There's nothing better than exploding some heads! Muahaha!"

(Spiritsingers): Lendren says, "Oh, there's a few things better... girls, for instance."


(Spiritsingers): Lendren (from the Realm of the Bloom of Serenity) says, "Boys have their virtues too."


(Spiritsingers): Kio (from the Nexus World of Serenwilde) says, "...no comment. I don't wanna get in trouble, heh."


(Spiritsingers): Kio (from the Nexus World of Serenwilde) says, "Lendren... some of us aren't inclined to womanly curves, silly little man-peach!"

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Shaddus2009-03-04 01:15:50
QUOTE
The Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard shouts, "Talkan - the newer, less competent Dysolis. At least -he- actually managed to get us once."

You shout, "Is that Talkan La'Saet, or Talkin' La'Shrub?"

-time passes-

Father Talkan La'Saet, Loyalty of Exultation shouts, "It is Talkan La'Saet. The terror of the Taint who forces the eight of you to gather together in miserable huddles before encouraging each other enough to step off of the Megalith into your own meld."

You shout, "If I throw some credits your way, will you just leave?"


Sorry, the person I asked to quote it lost it sad.gif
Fania2009-03-04 01:50:06
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Mar 3 2009, 05:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You shout, "If I throw some credits your way, will you just leave?"


Man, I wish I could almost fight so people would throw credits at me to leave them along.
Unknown2009-03-04 02:52:29
ANNOUNCE NEWS #1294
Date: 3/4/2009 at 1:13
From: Estarra, the Eternal
To : Everyone
Subj: Credit to Lesson Bonus Promotion

The artifact rune sale has ended!

However, we are having another lesson bonus promotion! For the rest of
the month, you will receive an extra lesson for each credit you convert.
In other words, you will receive 7 lessons rather than 6 for each credit
converted. If you are sitting on credits, this is an excellent time to
convert them to lessons. Or if you have credits, you could probably sell
them at a higher price during this period. Who knows what will be
wrought in the free market by this astounding promotion!

Penned by My hand on the 3rd of Estar, in the year 230 CE.


The funny part is, I just bought credits for lessons about a week ago, if that. I knew I should have waited! doh.gif
Lendren2009-03-04 03:12:04
QUOTE (julie @ Mar 3 2009, 12:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Spiritsingers): Kio (from the Nexus World of Serenwilde) says, "What can I say? There's nothing better than exploding some heads! Muahaha!"

(Spiritsingers): Lendren says, "Oh, there's a few things better... girls, for instance."


(Spiritsingers): Lendren (from the Realm of the Bloom of Serenity) says, "Boys have their virtues too."


(Spiritsingers): Kio (from the Nexus World of Serenwilde) says, "...no comment. I don't wanna get in trouble, heh."


(Spiritsingers): Kio (from the Nexus World of Serenwilde) says, "Lendren... some of us aren't inclined to womanly curves, silly little man-peach!"

laugh.gif

Wouldn't that make more sense, and be funnier, if you quoted it in the correct order? The way you posted it makes no sense. (The fifth line here should be in the middle... and there were a few other things other people said too.)