As a man once told me years ago:

"Mike, don't drink and MUD."

Obviously, somebody needs to tell Darthen that.

Getting drunk and rolling around in mud with other random soro... sorioi..erm, college females isn't the same thing.

Not so much funny as strange:



Yeah, somehow Kurama left with my entourage!

While I appreciate the new status screen there seems to be a few bugs:

LOOK

...
Fania is here, staring into space
...

Someone tells you, "N."
Someone tells you, "E."

all this time and it is still going strong!

Wait, wait. So you're saying that...there might be a teenager out there who...doesn't obey the legal drinking age?

(The Talnaras): Prudence says, "Mom."
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(The Talnaras): Prudence says, "Dad."
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(The Talnaras): Prudence says, "Where do babies come from?"
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(The Talnaras): Shuyin says, "Trader Bob."
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Shuyin renames Shuyin's Squad to Shuyin's Squid.

Shuyin renames Shuyin's Squid to Talnarmaments Talnarming the Talnarmada.

Ethelon tells you, "(lots of crying)."

tell ethelon some more stuff.

That person has chosen to ignore you.

LOOK "person"



Lolwut.

In a nest above before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. The gigantic form of Crow is perched on a nearby branch here, his dark shadow spreading across the ground and his single eye glowing a deep red. An enormous, putrid crow's nest stands here atop the totem pole below. A glistening black egg is nestled here within the branches. Yeralih and Xavius are here, holding hands.
You see a single exit leading north.

You carefully watch your footing and shimmy down from the treetops.

You tell Xavius Carthan, "I thank you and your wife for having enough common sense and decency to hold hands in a place not in public view."

Xavius tells you, "Of course. Next time, we will be naked and engaged in vocal coitus. It may be more amusing for the onlookers, no?"

(Glade): Aidolon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Welcome Communism!"
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honors communism
Ejei Communism (Female Lucidian).
She is 29 years old, having been born on the 5th of Vestian, 201 years after the Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Ward in the Great Alliance of Serenwilde.
She is currently enrolled as a Wayfarer in the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts.
She is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She walks with Divine Grace.
She is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.



honors capitalism
Capitalism (Male Human).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 5th of Vestian, 212 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Ward in the Great Alliance of Serenwilde.
He is Unblooded in the Serenguard.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts.
He walks with Divine Grace.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

Communism is now known as Karlmarx.

Right.

Person says, "Mag was fun back when I was learning how to fight and playing it like a single player game."

You say to Nataely, "Don't encourage her singing, she likes goats."

Attendant Kalas Iytha, Bluecandle Bookherd sings, "Goat, goat, oh so haute, goat, goat, I do quote: Goats, goats, looks like motes, goat, goat, tastes like bloat. Goat, goat, wants to vote, goat, goat, wearing a coat. Goats, goats, eats some oats, goats, goats, chasing stoats. Goat, goat, fell in moat, goat, goat, in the boat. Goat, goat, starts to float, goat, goat, frog in throat!"

Nataely says, "So?"
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You say, "I called it."

Nataely flashes Iytha a joyous smile.

You thrust your palm towards your forehead and hit it with a resounding *smack*!

Nataely says, "I like goats too."

Attendant Kalas Iytha, Bluecandle Bookherd says, "See?"

Attendant Kalas Iytha, Bluecandle Bookherd says, "The Goat Song is good."

I suppose that makes him obtuse.

North of the roots.
The hypnotic scent of roses lingers in the air, permeating the terrain in an
array of sweet aromas from a healing shrine of Viravain nearby. The shadowy
outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. This corridor is composed
entirely of packed earth, though it is fairly broad. Roots dangle downwards,
some as thick as a marble column. The thinner roots sway to and fro
majestically, causing a gentle whistling; a pleasant sound that carries through
the dank, humid air. The noise of the forest creatures overhead sound in this
corridor sounds only as a dim muffled murmur here. To the south is a shadowy,
eerie cavern.
You see exits leading northeast (open door), east, south, and northwest.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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(Market): Haiden says, "Seeking a poisonist."
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Dysolis looking upon you.
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