Quotes 5

by Charune

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Saaga2009-03-08 23:16:14
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Senna tells you, "A-are you still looking for a bookbinder?"

You tell Aesthete Senna Diodorus, "Oh, I am alright now, but thank you. Have a good day, young lady."

Senna tells you, "O-ok... t-thank you."


I just got an overdoze of cute. Must be a sweet girl, this one. smile.gif
Shaddus2009-03-09 01:50:42
Random Celestian asking a question.

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Celestian tells you, "((Pst! Do Ninjakari have an instant kill?))"

You tell Celestian, "(( yes, and it sucks. Takes a regen to the gut to cure. ))"

Celestian tells you, "Wait, you mean that burstorgan thing is it?"

You tell Celestian, "Yes."

Celestian tells you, "((That's not an instant kill!))"

Celestian tells you, "((Booo. That sucks for your guild.))"

You tell Celestian, "(( Pft, you're telling me))"

Apparently, people laugh at our instakill.
Vathael2009-03-09 01:55:11
hehe

You use 300 of your divine essence.
Extending your Divine Sight, you focus on Ethelon, your senses gazing upon him
at marble arch before the Necropolis in the City of Magnagora.
10414h, 3126m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20396w lrxkdb<>-
You sense the piercing eyes of Ethelon looking upon you.
10414h, 3126m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20396w lrxkdb<>-
You have recovered equilibrium.
10414h, 3126m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-
You sense the piercing eyes of Ethelon looking upon you.
10414h, 3126m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-
You sense the piercing eyes of Ethelon looking upon you.
10414h, 3281m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20397w elrxkdb<>-
You sense the piercing eyes of Ethelon looking upon you.
10414h, 3281m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-
(Serenguard): Deven says, "Aye we all lose no one is perfect."
10414h, 3281m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-
You sense the piercing eyes of Ethelon looking upon you.
10414h, 3281m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-
You sense the piercing eyes of Ethelon looking upon you.
10414h, 3300m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20396w elrxkdb<>-
You sense the piercing eyes of Ethelon looking upon you.
10414h, 3300m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-
You sense the piercing eyes of Ethelon looking upon you.
10414h, 3300m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-
You sense the piercing eyes of Ethelon looking upon you.
10414h, 3282m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20397w elrxkdb<>-
You sense the piercing eyes of Ethelon looking upon you.
10414h, 3300m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20397w elrxkdb<>-
+--+


10414h, 3281m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20397w elrxkdb<>-seek eth

You use 300 of your divine essence.
Extending your Divine Sight, you focus on Ethelon, your senses gazing upon him
at marble arch before the Necropolis in the City of Magnagora.
10414h, 3281m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20397w lrxkdb<>-
You have recovered equilibrium.
10414h, 3300m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-
You sense the piercing eyes of Ethelon looking upon you.
10414h, 3278m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-
You sense the piercing eyes of Ethelon looking upon you.
10414h, 3300m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-
(Serenguard): Everiine says, "You should see when I lose. Bloody feathers
everywhere."
10414h, 3300m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-
You sense the piercing eyes of Ethelon looking upon you.
10414h, 3281m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-clt lol

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Lol."
10414h, 3300m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-seek eth

You use 300 of your divine essence.
Extending your Divine Sight, you focus on Ethelon, your senses gazing upon him
at antechamber in the Necropolis in the City of Magnagora.
10414h, 3256m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20396w lrxkdb<>-
You have recovered equilibrium.
10414h, 3300m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Caedryn says, "Okay."
10414h, 3300m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Caedryn says, "So, question."
10414h, 3300m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-clt KAYDREN

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "KAYDREN."
10414h, 3300m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-
You sense the piercing eyes of Ethelon looking upon you.
10414h, 3300m, 6245e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-seek eth
You sense the piercing eyes of Ethelon looking upon you.

EDIT: Essence: 124895318 - I can play all day. smile.gif
Unknown2009-03-09 02:28:33
(Serenguard): You say, "Cheiftain you seem increasingly bitter towards the celestians."


(Serenguard): Everiine (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "It's not pesonal though."


(Serenguard): Raguel says, "Always found something fishy about them..."
Unknown2009-03-09 05:12:50
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You tell Unitos Dekoven, "You know where ican earn some gold but not sell my soul?"

Unitos tells you, "I assume since you don't want to sell your soul selling the body is out too?"

You tell Unitos Dekoven, "................................"


Unitos tells you, "Relax i was joking."

You tell Unitos Dekoven, "I know but still."


not sure if I should laugh or freak out
Fania2009-03-09 05:19:14
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Keeping his head down in the submissive position, Chorist Toboe, of the Starlit Overture says to you, "Sorry, cannot do much as a quadraped...."

Knorrith says, "Huh?"

You say, "Umm, what?"

You say, "Stand up then?"

Doman reaches out and touches you.

Throwing his hands in the air, Doman tosses his head back and laughs sadistically.

You peer at Toboe unscrupulously.

Knorrith says to Toboe, "Do you think I am not capable?"

look toboe
He is a ferocious loboshigaru. He is completely naked.

You say to Toboe, "Are you okay?"

Chorist Toboe, of the Starlit Overture says, "Quadraped, unable to bow, if I am sitting or not."

Chorist Toboe, of the Starlit Overture says, "So I incline my head."

Knorrith says, "You just dip the forelegs down a bit and keep your rump in the air."

Chorist Toboe, of the Starlit Overture says, "And i am like this because I was the runt of the pack."

You say, “Ah, Yeah.”

The body of Chorist Toboe, of the Starlit Overture appears in a flash and his soul descends to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.

The body of Chorist Toboe, of the Starlit Overture appears in a flash and his soul descends to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.

The body of Chorist Toboe, of the Starlit Overture appears in a flash and his soul descends to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.

You say to Toboe, "How do you play your instruments?"

Chorist Toboe, of the Starlit Overture says, "I have to be sitting up like I am."

You say, "I've never met a Lobo that was quadraped."

Chorist Toboe, of the Starlit Overture says, "And I set it on the ground in front of me and I play with either my claws to strum, or I pluck with my teeth or lips..."
Simimi2009-03-09 06:01:43
(Celest): Arin says, "Oh how well you long to stroke it!"
kiriwe2009-03-10 00:19:50
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(College): Iytha (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hello, Velpar! You're
supposed to be a Pupa in the Geomancers, a wonderful little mind that will spend
time under a leaf and sprout into a beautiful geomantic butterfly. As such,
you'll want to come to the Megalith for lessons on flapping about, illusions and
elementalism."


I almost snorted tea out my nose.
was not expecting that
Urazial2009-03-10 01:41:30
Ethelon has declared you a formal enemy of the Mighty Dominion of Magnagora.

huh.gif
Casilu2009-03-10 02:49:15

honors thefrench
Thefrench, Child of Light (Male Viscanti).
He is 17 years old, having been born on the 24th of Avechary, 213 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is currently enrolled as a Student in the Empyreal Academy.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
Vhaas2009-03-10 22:07:26
Fain, of the Red Masque says, "Indeed, you have strength of mind."
3390h, 2008m, 3468e, 0p, 14590en, 14590w esixkb-room find council cha


Fain, of the Red Masque says, "The scholarship of the Engine is second to none. You have within your walls the Greatest mortal Library in the Basin."
3390h, 2008m, 3468e, 0p, 14590en, 14590w esixkb-


(Magnagora): Please welcome Supermidget who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new citizen!
Gero2009-03-11 01:15:13
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#1 Aes: 03/10 22:21 "Aes has bestowed her Aesfavour on you."


It made me laugh.
Kante2009-03-11 02:06:18
The Portal of Fate flashes as Asstracks steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.
Shaddus2009-03-11 02:43:18
I dunno what's in Ceria's phial, but that censor.gif is trippy.

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You drain the last dregs of fragrance from a phial of Ceria's elixir.
The liquid flows coldly down your throat and sinks into the pit of your stomach, leaving you feeling inexplicably violated. Your body suddenly flushes with power, yet your mind reels with evil hallucinations.

A strange sensation crawls beneath the flesh of your arms. Looking down you see the skin is warped, and a creature crawls freely along your veins. Sickened, you claw desperately at the point where you saw it, but you manage only to split the skin and spill blood.

Your sentience briefly separates from your body and as you look down upon your physical manifestation with your ghostly senses, you notice that your flesh and muscle is quickly turning to dust that is blown away. With a disturbing crack, your senses slam back to reality.

The ground before you splits open and a slithering parasite crawls out of it, growing ever larger and larger before you. As its size continues to increase exponentially, it glowers down upon you and then leans over, opening its jaw and threatening to consume you completely. At the last moment, it disintegrates into nothingness.

Colour bleeds from the environment around you, and with it drains any sense of hope from within you. Left to contemplate your own bleak existence, your thoughts coalesce brightly upon the prospect of ending your life here and now.

You stumble momentarily as a sudden rush of blackness fills your mind with the twisted desire to tear away at your own flesh, and as sanity slowly creeps back you find yourself clawing desperately at your eyeballs.


The taunting screams of your most loathed nemesis resound in your head, rising to an excrutiating crescendo until you are brought to your knees by the infuriating, insufferable cacophony of voices.

A whispering voice breathes deeply in your ear, speaking wantonly of some most explicit desires. A morbid fascination bubbles to the surface of your mind and you spin quickly on your heel, disappointed to find nothing but air.
Snaithy2009-03-11 09:45:59
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Message #1398 Sent by: Aes
03/10 22:12 "Aes has bestowed her Aesfavour on you."


This brightened up my morning smile.gif <3
Unknown2009-03-11 13:18:53
(Market): Alacardael says, "Glom is a refuge for those who want a quiet CT."

(Market): Alacardael says, "Misaether."

(Market): Alacardael says, "So! Twelve bottles of esteem, at 3000 gold each!"

The truth comes out laugh.gif
Unknown2009-03-11 15:05:32

Elyonne tells you, "Anu level mo na?"

Elyonne tells you, "Cool!"

reply ...What?
That person has chosen to ignore you.

Several people have mis'd to me now... Odd.
Xenthos2009-03-11 21:50:56
2009/03/11 15:39:35 - Lendren declared Synl to be a formal enemy. Reason: Participating in a terror coven attacking non-combatant Serens for no cause.

1) The Altar is destroyed, so no Covens for non-Night users.
2) Even with the Altar up, only Night users can participate in Terror Covens.
3) Synl Nimaet, Silence Realized (Male Human).
He is 107 years old, having been born on the 23rd of Urlachmar, 123 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 70th in Lusternia.
He has triumphed 1 time in the combat rankings.
He is an extremely credible character.
He sits on the Shadow Court of Glomdoring as a Guardian of the Dark Forest.
He is the Hidden Messiah in the Nekotai.

Hmm!
Unknown2009-03-11 22:07:35
You do not know how to create shits.




sad.gif


p.s. (yes, that was my typo.  It still made me feel like the game was mocking me)
Vathael2009-03-11 23:15:01
(Market): Yrael says, "Do you have a hammer with a bleeding rune attached? Do
you want to stave in my skull? SEnd me an aether."

(Market): You say, "I don't have bleeding runes!"

Yrael tells you, "Well, tough :censor:, tart and tiny. Runes only."

Yrael tells you, "WHAT IN RAZIELA'S NAME DID YOU DO?"

Yrael tells you, "SERENGUARD?"

Yrael tells you, "I mean, Paladins, I could understand. But SERENGUARD?"

You tell Death Knight Yrael Carthan, the Shade, "It's fun!"

Yrael tells you, "In much the same way that sleeping with Maylea would be fun, I
imagine. Flogged to death with scented bootlaces."

suspicious.gif