That many people worth didn't read the news that said, "she's a shrub, maybe you should change your vote."?

That's probably like 4 people, it being an election.

Oops?

Edit: Edited for security purposes.

Owned.

You feel an unusually strong lust for Gero Hornstar.


I knew I was sexy, but damn!

(Viper Fang Forging): Darthen says, "Your smart Haiden XD."
(Viper Fang Forging): Haiden says, "F*** you."

10614h, 3300m, 6831e, 10p, 32399en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-portal enter starglade
portal exit aetherplex

You portal to The Starglade.
A vast field of stars.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. You
see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the
aetherplex system.
There are no obvious exits.
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You portal to the Aetherplex Chamber.
The Aetherplex Chamber.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A hunting trophy
bearing Thoros's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful
hunter. Yrael Carthan, Antediluvian Shade is here. She wields Ghul Maraz, the
Brutal in her left hand and a colossal brutish hammer in her right. You see a
sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex
system. There is an aetherways portal here.
You see exits leading north (open door), south, and out.
10614h, 3278m, 6831e, 10p, 32398en, 20396w elrxkdb<>-
Yrael Carthan, Antediluvian Shade says, "Not a bloody chance, chuckles."
10614h, 3300m, 6831e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxkdb<>-
A cone of sparkling light rises up around Yrael and whisks her away.
+--+ Yrael
10614h, 3282m, 6831e, 10p, 32400en, 20397w elrxkdb<>-

on Facebook:

I did a World-shattering. Once. I did a . It was that awesome. Of course, I don't bash, I only got that cause I was questing, but that made it all the more sweeter. Still my one World-shattering critical hit.

My first world shattering was on a chicken

I'd cherish that! But it'll be with a rather than a .
I almost wished that mine was on a chicken so I could say that.

No wonder Glom is so emo. Did this while playing on an alt.




/slitwrist

So...yeah, just random silliness...
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(Glomdoring): Talan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "When I finish with the fae I'll be in the shadow court if anyone wishes to sell their to the commune."

*walking*

The Shadow Court. (Glomdoring Forest.)
You see a single exit leading south (open door).

A large, brown stallion with reddish-brown wings trots in from the south.

Talan nods her head emphatically.

You give a bottle to Talan Ysav'rai.

Talan gives 5000 gold sovereigns to you.

You say, "I'm really just here to sit and admire you."

You say, "Quietly."

Talan Ysav'rai says, "That is also fine."

You say, "From the corner."

You waggle your eyebrows comically.

Talan Ysav'rai says, "This room is round."

Talan Ysav'rai says, "So good luck with that."

You have emoted: Sadhyra slinks back into the corner (as improbable as that may be), lurking quite lurkeresquely.

Talan's eyes sparkle with amusement.

In a low, hoarse whisper, you say, "Don't mind me! Just...do your business."

You say, "Ignore the Kephera behind the curtain."

Quite loudly, Talan Ysav'rai whispers, "I won't."

You hum a happy tune.

You have emoted: Sadhyra fidgets impatiently. "You're somewhat boring to spy on," she mumbles pointedly.

Talan Ysav'rai says, "I'm sorry. Shall I discuss important matters of state?"

You nod your head sagely.

You say, "That would please the Queen."

In clarification, you say, "By that I mean me. Obviously."

You bend light around yourself until you are rendered invisible.

Talan Ysav'rai says, "Oh, she has gone."

Talan closes the steel door to the south.

Talan Ysav'rai says to an armoured widow, "Now, for those important matters of state."

Quietly, you say, "Aha, now my lurking shall come to fruition!"

You have emoted: Sadhyra rubs her hands together with a gleeful malevolence.

Talan Ysav'rai says to an armoured widow, "I am thinking we should begin the kepheran extermination project - now, I know you fear for your archnid brethren, but do not."

You give a horrified gasp.

Talan Ysav'rai says, "Mitmit We're only after the hive Queens."

You have emoted: Sadhyra stiffens, but retains her quite sneaky and totally unobtrusive hiding spot.

Talan Ysav'rai says to an armoured widow, "And once they are destroyed, we turn to the changeling nekotai."

Talan Ysav'rai taps her fingers together, an evil glint in her eyes.

Beneath her breath, you say, "Oh, that's fine. He's getting dull anyways."

Talan taps her fingers together and murmurs, "Excellent..."

You have emoted: Sadhyra shifts her weight, leaning forwards more, antennae perked in clear and intense listening.

Talan Ysav'rai paces the room idly, carefully ignoring any rather obvious cloaked figures in the noncorners of the round hall that are definitely not there.

You have emoted: Sadhyra slowly and majestically loses her balance, falling in a long, ponderous topple to the ground, carapace clattering with a violent, echoing smash.

Turning away from the rather loud ruckus, Talan Ysav'rai says to an armoured widow, "Yes, Mitmit, and once the kepheran threat and the changeling nemesis are defeated, we move forward with our master plan.."

Talan Ysav'rai says to an armoured widow, "Aliased, ttspfaiaopp."

Throwing her hands in the air, Talan tosses her head back and laughs sadistically.

You have emoted: Sadhyra attempts to cover her eyes with her hands (a rather hard feat, considering the hundreds of facets), willing herself to be hidden once more.

You have emoted: Sadhyra repeats to herself, disgust and awe in her voice, "T...t..spfaiaopp..."

Talan Ysav'rai says to an armoured widow, "Soon, Talan's top secret plan for adopting Isune as our Primary Patron shall be complete. Stage two will consist of the art contest, and we'll laughably set the Kepheran up to organize this before her ahem. Untimely accident in the Illithoid Prison."

Talan cackles hellishly.

In shock, you say, "ART?"

Talan gives a horrified gasp.

Talan Ysav'rai says to you, "YOU!?"

You have emoted: Sadhyra pounces out of the shadows, antennae waggling menacingly. "Dear GODS, Talan - not ART!!!"

Smoothing her feathered wings down in an effort to appear nonchalant, Talan Ysav'rai says to you, "How long have you been in here?"

Her voice low and urgent, words spilling out in a frantic rush, you say, "Talan, you can't do this - don't you know what kind of affect sheer, unadulterated art would have on our populace?"

A diabolical smirk smeared across her face, Talan Ysav'rai says to you, "Oh but I do, Sadhyra. I do."

You say, "How many souls would slay themselves, their fragile temperments spiralling into the depths of depression! Oh, and a CONTEST?! You truly are diabolical...why, their art LOSING..."

You have emoted: Sadhyra shakes her head in abject dismay, squeezing her eyes shut as she falls back against the walls of the room.

Beginning to pace around the room again, Talan Ysav'rai says to you, "When Isune sees such dedication to beauty, such... creation, such.."

Talan Ysav'rai exclaims, "Expression!"

In a faint whisper, you say, "You...you give a new -hrm, perhaps old- meaning to the Murder."

Smiling neatly, Talan Ysav'rai says to you, "Old as Magnora."

You have emoted: Sadhyra straightens up, waving one hand. "Wait, wait - what about Nocht? Viravain?!"

Smugly, you say, "You haven't planned for Them, hmm?"

Frowning, Talan Ysav'rai says, "Oh."

"Ha!" you exclaim with gusto.

Talan Ysav'rai takes a small journal from her pack, folding it open to a page marked at the top largely with TTSPFAIAOPP.

You blink.

Talan Ysav'rai makes some scratch marks with her quill, murmuring under her breath, "Step One...Nocht, Vira gone."

Talan Ysav'rai says to you, "So we return to step one."

Talan Ysav'rai says to you, "BUT!"

You hear a couple sharp raps emanate from the steel door to the south.

Talan Ysav'rai says to you, "I will have you know that the ttsp initiative has proved successful in the past, and I will not be thwarted now!"

Talan opens the steel door to the south.

You stare implacably at Talan.

Alacardael arrives from the south.

Alacardael bows respectfully to Talan.

Talan performs a graceful curtsey.

Spinner Alacardael Nightshade, Dervish of the Eclipse says, "I have esteem, Dark Marshall."

Frantically, you say to Alacardael, "DON'T DO IT!"

Alacardael blinks.

Tugging on his arm, you say to Alacardael, "She has PLANS! PLOTS!"

You have emoted: Sadhyra shakes her head violently, attempting to drag Alacardael towards the door.

Spinner Alacardael Nightshade, Dervish of the Eclipse says to you, "I expect the Marshall of Glomdoring to have many plans for the Forest."

Alacardael blinks.

Tapping her fingers, Talan Ysav'rai says, "Oh yes. I certainly do."

Spinner Alacardael Nightshade, Dervish of the Eclipse whispers quick, frantic words to his fae.

In a low, doom-filled voice, you say, "Terrrrrrible plans. Terrrrrrrible plans..."

Incabulos arrives from the south.

Alacardael creases his brow in a frown.

Talan gives a bloody ear to you.

Triumphantly, you say to Talan, "HA! See, they hear of your plans! They come to stop them!"

You blink incredulously at a bloody ear.

Incabulos raises an eyebrow questioningly.

Initiate of Night's Secrets, Incabulos Oubliette says to Talan, "Oh, are you still buying bottles?"

Talan Ysav'rai says to you, "They come to join me to bring the coven of Terror on ANY who would defy me!"

You thrust your palm towards your forehead and hit it with a resounding *smack*!

"Doom..." you intone somberly.

Alacardael murmurs softly to himself.

Talan Ysav'rai attempts to cackle loudly then breaks off in a sharp fit of coughing.

Talan clears her throat.

With a grumble, you give a bloody ear to Spinner Alacardael Nightshade, Dervish of the Eclipse.

You say, "Go on. Tell him."

Alacardael blinks.

You say, "He's all ears."

Talan Ysav'rai glances at you drawing her index finger meaningfully across her throat at she stares ominously.

You twitch spasmodically.

You murmur to Alacardael, "Doooom."

Talan Ysav'rai says, "Sell to me esteem."

Frowning, Spinner Alacardael Nightshade, Dervish of the Eclipse asks Talan, "Is anything the matter with her, Dark Marshall?"

Incabulos ponders the situation.

In an over-excited chitter, you say, "With ME?"

Talan Ysav'rai says to Alacardael, "It seems my council chambers have been...bugged."

You have emoted: Sadhyra twitches one antennae in a nervous flutter.

Talan Ysav'rai says to Alacardael, "And this nefarious neerdowell has been spying!"

Spinner Alacardael Nightshade, Dervish of the Eclipse eyes you carefully.

You stare implacably at Alacardael.

You say, "It's for the good of the Glomdoring!"

"Oh?" Incabulos exclaims quizzically.

Spinner Alacardael Nightshade, Dervish of the Eclipse says to you, "I think our Marshall's plans shall benefit the Glomdoring as well."

To herself, you say, "Never know where danger is lurking, no never know where trouble is hiding.."

Spinner Alacardael Nightshade, Dervish of the Eclipse's forehead creases as he contemplates your hysteric demeanor.

You have emoted: Sadhyra lets out an indignant snort, sliding against the wall towards the door. "Doom..." she whispers again, the word lingering in the air as a parting shot, as she twists her bulky body out of the chamber.

Oh man...

Russell is a bit...dull.

<3 Glom law that says I can kill him and get away with it.

Alac is currently doing just that. *popcorn*