Quotes 5

by Charune

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Shaddus2009-03-15 16:17:11
QUOTE (Kante @ Mar 15 2009, 10:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Russell is a bit...dull.

You have NO idea.
Kante2009-03-15 16:25:58
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Mar 15 2009, 12:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You have NO idea.

I was trying to be nice and not get in trouble for flaming. I assure you. I know plenty.
Kante2009-03-15 17:17:01
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A decaying gargoyle slams a rocky fist into your guts.


sad.gif I'm not that fat. sad.gif
Jack2009-03-15 17:55:10
Would you rather infer that he was just punching your big fat belly, or that he was rearranging your internal organs?
Unknown2009-03-15 17:59:49
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(Serenguard): Kio (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That a no-one?"
4102h, 3360m, 3360e, 6p, 18080en, 15020w ex-

(Serenguard): Kio (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Well poo."


LOL so cute!
Kiradawea2009-03-15 18:01:17
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Fania baptises you into the Dawn Wisps of the Divine Order of Isune, the
Aesthete.

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Kante2009-03-15 18:20:44
QUOTE (Jack @ Mar 15 2009, 01:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Would you rather infer that he was just punching your big fat belly, or that he was rearranging your internal organs?

The former, as it is far more humorous.
Unknown2009-03-15 21:37:25
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You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
2975h, 3549m, 3549e, 10p ex-s
The ground seems to tilt and you fall with a thump.
2975h, 3549m, 3549e, 10p ep-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2975h, 3549m, 3549e, 10p exp-sigh
You give a pained sigh.
2975h, 3549m, 3549e, 10p exp-
Slaine tilts his head curiously.
2975h, 3549m, 3549e, 10p exp-
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
2975h, 3549m, 3549e, 10p ex-
Unblooded Slaine, Keep of Deven asks, "Why sigh?"
2975h, 3549m, 3549e, 10p ex-
You cannot contain the convulsions in your stomach any longer and double over,
retching violently.
2529h, 3549m, 3549e, 10p ex-erm
You look up into the air for divine inspiration.
2529h, 3549m, 3549e, 10p ex-
Serenguard Ijen Dekoven says, "Thats why."
Unknown2009-03-15 22:20:48
Gero Hornstar says, "..."
4102h, 3360m, 3360e, 6p, 18080en, 15020w ex-
listen

The fires in a vine-wreathed silver forge start to flicker and then burn out.
4102h, 3360m, 3360e, 6p, 18080en, 15020w ex-
You tilt your head and listen intently.
4102h, 3360m, 3360e, 6p, 18080en, 15020w ex-

Gero Hornstar says, "I smelted my plate."
4102h, 3360m, 3360e, 6p, 18080en, 15020w ex-

Gero puts a lightweight suit of aslaran full plate into a vine-wreathed silver forge.
4102h, 3360m, 3360e, 6p, 18080en, 15020w ex-
snicker
You snicker softly to yourself.
4102h, 3360m, 3360e, 6p, 18080en, 15020w ex-
lol
Unable to stop yourself, you laugh out loud.

Unknown2009-03-15 22:56:36
Marcelus tells you, "Basidion."
Marcelus tells you, "Basidion."


Curse my mother, why did she have to name me with a name that started with Tar?
Casilu2009-03-15 23:33:35
QUOTE (Vena @ Mar 15 2009, 03:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Marcelus tells you, "Basidion."
Marcelus tells you, "Basidion."


Curse my mother, why did she have to name me with a name that started with Tar?



Lucky. I get mages telling me things all the time. My favorite was when I got told scry someone who was standing right next to me, so I just told him where he was.
Lawliet2009-03-16 00:05:18
<>: Eventru says, "Big old granny panties, Lawliet?"
<>: Eventru says, "Where do you get something like that, anyways?
how disgusting."

Some time later

You are wearing:
"collar77445" a gem-studded black leather collar
"bracelet122326" a glittering bracelet
"ring92479" a coral kingdom ring
"backpack76334" a black leather and silk backpack
"pouch156350" a black pouch of soft leather
"robes58394" some shabby robes
"slippers168610" a tawdry slippers
"panties49273" a pair of beaded white panties
"panties38647" big old granny panties whatthe.gif

Curse you, Eventru!
Yrael2009-03-16 00:15:56
Eventru's version of the Unicorn cloak?
Casilu2009-03-16 01:05:30

Message #1703 Sent by:
03/15 23:39 "Kick his ASS."


Sent to me right after I got the last hit on Urazial in the weakening. I thought it was funny.


Urazial2009-03-16 01:21:52
And yet another reason to watch Mag burn to the ground. laugh.gif
Shaddus2009-03-16 01:26:46
QUOTE (Urazial @ Mar 15 2009, 07:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And yet another reason to watch Mag burn to the ground. laugh.gif

Yeah, because Celest is going to ease up on Glomdoring sometime soon, you should be prepared. tongue.gif
Urazial2009-03-16 01:31:21
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Mar 15 2009, 09:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, because Celest is going to ease up on Glomdoring sometime soon, you should be prepared. tongue.gif

Celest ease up? They don't bother us at all. confused.gif
Shaddus2009-03-16 01:44:49
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south
Behind the Northern Magnagora Gates.
A sickly sweet odour, the smell of decomposing corpses, wafts in from a war shrine of Fain nearby. The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A platinum eye sigil is here. A gas lamp casts pale, ghostly light across the streets from atop a tall, ornately gilded iron post. Rising from a broad, granite plinth, a black obelisk towers high over its surroundings, its tip lost in Magnagora's smog. A statue of a cow stands here, memorializing her noble spirit.
Aoife2009-03-16 01:46:52
QUOTE (Urazial @ Mar 15 2009, 09:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Celest ease up? They don't bother us at all. confused.gif


Celest is totally at war with Glomdoring. Totally. It's not like we only have two people in the whole city who are at war with Glom, no sirree.
Unknown2009-03-16 02:02:05
Yes, but one of those two people is Narsrim, so... :/