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Rodngar2009-03-19 12:06:55
I should probably refrain from saying anything on quotable channels with 36 hours of no sleep. sad.gif
Unknown2009-03-19 13:59:55
QUOTE (Gregori @ Mar 19 2009, 02:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Trust me. nobody is barring your exit. wink.gif


Not if I can do anything about it angry.gif
Fania2009-03-19 15:29:12
QUOTE
(Newbie): Theafin says, "I just kissed a dead gnome passionately."


I kissed a gnome and I liked it
The smell of his rotting flesh
I kissed a gnome just to try it
I hope my stomach don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Maybe I shouldn't have killed him first
I kissed a girl and I liked it

I liked it
QUOTE (Tervic @ Mar 19 2009, 04:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Viper Fang Forging): You say, "A3riur32irw3uifseuhefiuqui."
(Viper Fang Forging): Rodngar (from the Aetherways) says, "Fuhref894thr4389r43regfew?"
(Viper Fang Forging): You say, "Aerkjgaewriug."
(Viper Fang Forging): Rodngar (from the Aetherways) says, "Uhfev98ergf79rwegfr!"
(Viper Fang Forging): You say, "Aeiurge?"
(Viper Fang Forging): Rodngar (from the Aetherways) says, "Oj80h89fg34yfq.."
(Viper Fang Forging): You say, "Eawjugr......"
(Viper Fang Forging): Rodngar (from the Aetherways) says, "Hfus."
(Viper Fang Forging): You say, "Aueig34uogsdfgodo. asdkugrear?"
(Viper Fang Forging): Rodngar (from the Aetherways) says, "Are we discussing the weather."
(Viper Fang Forging): Rodngar (from the Aetherways) says, "Or like... The grand unifying theory."
(Viper Fang Forging): You say, "Things to do in bed."
(Viper Fang Forging): Rodngar (from the Aetherways) says, "Oh ok."
(Viper Fang Forging): Rodngar (from the Aetherways) says, "Hweufgr78fgw! ufdgvwsyvewvyr .. . fuvfgywgerff78rgf8734!"
(Viper Fang Forging): Rodngar (from the Aetherways) says, "Giggity."
(Viper Fang Forging): Rodngar (from the Aetherways) says, "Awwww righ."

<3 Rodngar.


Tervic just brings out the best in people, especially when they are tired.
Tervic2009-03-19 19:25:15
QUOTE (Fania @ Mar 19 2009, 08:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Tervic just brings out the best in people, especially when they are tired.

I do my best happy.gif
Unknown2009-03-19 22:40:16
(Viper Fang Forging): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "Raikogen."

(Viper Fang Forging): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "It sounds like a censor.gif cologne."

(Viper Fang Forging): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "Smell fresh...smell right."

(Viper Fang Forging): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "Raikogen."

(Viper Fang Forging): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "The new fragrance for men."


Apparently I'm a cologne ... tongue.gif
Fania2009-03-20 02:06:38
QUOTE (raikogen90 @ Mar 19 2009, 03:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Viper Fang Forging): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "Raikogen."

(Viper Fang Forging): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "It sounds like a censor.gif cologne."

(Viper Fang Forging): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "Smell fresh...smell right."

(Viper Fang Forging): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "Raikogen."

(Viper Fang Forging): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "The new fragrance for men."


Apparently I'm a cologne ... tongue.gif


What does a moonlit night smell like? How about a sunny day? Raikogen yourself, and then you'll know...you'll know.
Asin2009-03-20 03:16:23
(Black Lullaby): Lyla (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Now, if you go 'I want to hug you...WITH MY KNIFE', that's okay."



I laughed for a while thinking of all the people that go crazy with the whole "I LOVE COOKIES AND LOVE TO SNUGGLE!! EEEEE!!!!"
ohyeah.gif
Unknown2009-03-20 03:23:03
More namegen win:

Human Female:
17. Gabge
4. Bro
5. Ste
7. Lesther
Fania2009-03-20 04:26:20
First time using the Namegen and it tells me for human Female:
QUOTE
32. Say

Cause that wont be confusing at all.
Kante2009-03-20 04:27:35
(The Spider's Web Society): Reiha (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom glom."
Reiha2009-03-20 04:57:31
Urazial tells you, "Surprising. I thought for sure the light shining off my snowy white ass would've blinded you."
---
Urazial tells you, "My Harbingers disagree. One of their favourite tasks is lathering me with fragrant oils. I like to call that ritual Buttering the Biscuits."
Urazial2009-03-20 05:02:19
Griefer.
Reiha2009-03-20 05:05:36
You like the attention, admit it kiss.gif
Unknown2009-03-20 20:13:10
With a focused look, Tynghall strikes at you with a crowtalon klangaxe, and you
make ready with an athame dagger. With a flick of your athame, you easily
deflect Tynghall's klangaxe.

How does a 1 pound 8 ounce dagger deflect a 179 pound axe? wtf.gif
Unknown2009-03-20 20:16:05
QUOTE (Neddy @ Mar 21 2009, 04:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
With a focused look, Tynghall strikes at you with a crowtalon klangaxe, and you
make ready with an athame dagger. With a flick of your athame, you easily
deflect Tynghall's klangaxe.

How does a 1 pound 8 ounce dagger deflect a 179 pound axe? wtf.gif

With magic?
Casilu2009-03-20 20:19:39

p 6686
This unique warrior's weapon has been cobbled together from a motley
assortment of kata weapons. The central shaft of the weapon is a
tahtetso's staff, a pair of silver vipers coiling menacingly about a
sturdy iron core. The vipers have been lovingly etched with a lifelike
pattern of scales, aiding in maintaining a firm grip. Crafted from
brilliant silver links, a jakari chain links the tip and base of the
weapon, providing an elegant, if unusual, sling by which to carry the
assembled axe. Each link of the jakari chain has been fused with a
glittering nekai blade, further enhancing the aesthetics of the curious
yet lethal assembly. A pair of shofa blades form the business end, their
crescent forms adding a nostalgic touch of the Shofangi. Forged from
brilliantly polished silver, the hand-grips of the shofa blades have
been flattened, pounded, and joined together into a cylindrical tube
that has been fitted over one end of the tahto staff and riveted in
place. The shofa have been set parallel to each other, providing twin
sets of lethally sharp blades.
It has 311 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 8 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Serenguard Casilu Dekoven.
Unknown2009-03-20 21:38:45
QUOTE (casilu @ Mar 20 2009, 09:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
p 6686
This unique warrior's weapon has been cobbled together from a motley
assortment of kata weapons. The central shaft of the weapon is a
tahtetso's staff, a pair of silver vipers coiling menacingly about a
sturdy iron core. The vipers have been lovingly etched with a lifelike
pattern of scales, aiding in maintaining a firm grip. Crafted from
brilliant silver links, a jakari chain links the tip and base of the
weapon, providing an elegant, if unusual, sling by which to carry the
assembled axe. Each link of the jakari chain has been fused with a
glittering nekai blade, further enhancing the aesthetics of the curious
yet lethal assembly. A pair of shofa blades form the business end, their
crescent forms adding a nostalgic touch of the Shofangi. Forged from
brilliantly polished silver, the hand-grips of the shofa blades have
been flattened, pounded, and joined together into a cylindrical tube
that has been fitted over one end of the tahto staff and riveted in
place. The shofa have been set parallel to each other, providing twin
sets of lethally sharp blades.
It has 311 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 8 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Serenguard Casilu Dekoven.



What kind of weapon is that anyway? Axe?
Llandros2009-03-20 21:45:02
I belive the shofa is a historically acurate imaginary weapon sometimes called a staghorn knife or a moonblade and may have been fashioned along the lines to resemble an antler of somesort.
Shaddus2009-03-20 21:54:22
I always envisioned this as a shofa.
But smaller, and one handed of course.

Also, a quote and rave together.

wub.gif Tosha.

QUOTE
Animal sanctuary.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. There are 16 monk
disciple in grey robes here.
You see a single exit leading northwest.


The place where rich monks dwell in large crowds.
Unknown2009-03-20 22:44:44
I figured these were shofa, seems to fit.