I was just lucky the tonic had booze in it, otherwise it would have been less funny

(Aquamancers): Kialkarkea says, "So far Senna has seen a giant smiley face, Arin
has seen Mitch explode in a blast of goey fruit filling, and Leronia has had a
Firework explode next to her. I love this skill."

(Market): Ashteru says, "Selling fully esteemed bottles for 1000 gold per!"

Die.

You teleport along the aether strands to Gero. (teleport)
The General Store. (Capital City of the Righteous Principality of New Celest.)

Inagin raises his hand in greeting to you and says "Hi!"

Thick, oily smoke pours out of your mouth and creates an ankle-deep carpet of seething black fog. As the smoke is soaked into the ground, the area turns putrid and foul. This location is now tainted.

Raising your hand in greeting, you say "Hi!"

Sir Inagin La'Saet, Companion of the Blade says, "Wait."

Sir Inagin La'Saet, Companion of the Blade says, "Isn't that an enemy?"

You have slain Gero.

Inagin peers at you unscrupulously.

You say, "Yes."

Sir Inagin La'Saet, Companion of the Blade says, "What are you doing here?"

You say, "Killing Gero."

Sir Inagin La'Saet, Companion of the Blade says, "Why Gero?!"


EDIT: Removed the stuff that doesn't really contribute to the amusement.

That was fun! Also, Ceren took an ungodly amount of time to die. But it was still fun. Do it more often!

Inagin does not strike me as terribly bright

Yeah. He likes to AFK in the Paladin's guildhall and let people teleport to him.

Oh man, I choose to believe Inagin was playing dumb so he didn't have to defend Gero.

Well, I didn't want to come out and say it, but....

Lolz?

Grammatically correct verbose desc rubs up against you where the sun don't shine.

I don't get it.

You know that the Ninjakari are 'supposed' to be a cult to Illith, right?

You say, "You should get your nativity done."

High Elder Shaddus Discretion Mes'ard says, "I did. Talkan did it, and I died."

Shaddus shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "How about pull your panties out of your rear and wait."


giggle giggle titter. Gregori said panties on CT.

Too bad it was directed at me, further reinforcing the misconception that Ev is a woman . Gregori's a greifer...

The fact that they know it bothers you is the reason they keep doing things like that. Just let it go.

It's his own fault for being so pretty.

Reiha gets down on one knee and, while holding forth a package of meat, declares
her eternal love for you, and asks you to marry her. Type AGREE if you will
agree to marry her.

Reiha stands up and stretches her arms out wide.
Reiha subjects you to a merciless teasing.

Reiha, riding Mischief, the Mutant Kitty, leaves to the north.
Mischief, the Mutant Kitty paws at the empty air dejectedly.
Mischief, the Mutant Kitty flaps her wings and glides out happily to the north.

Yes, I lose sleep over it every night, meanies.