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Unknown2008-10-23 03:56:47
(Glomdoring): Sadhyra says, "Does Serenwilde worship... chickens?"
Casilu2008-10-23 04:58:31
QUOTE(Kharaen d @ Oct 22 2008, 05:35 PM) 574266
More quotes, less Serenwilde politics.



QUOTE(Myrkr @ Oct 22 2008, 08:56 PM) 574334
(Glomdoring): Sadhyra says, "Does Serenwilde worship... chickens?"


Plz read the sign k, thnks.


Also, I would so specialize in the great chicken spirit.
Diamondais2008-10-23 05:44:59
QUOTE(casilu @ Oct 23 2008, 12:58 AM) 574350
Plz read the sign k, thnks.
Also, I would so specialize in the great chicken spirit.

I can just imagine the face of the one that created the chicken.

wtf.gif
"I created that?!"
Shiri2008-10-23 05:55:41
I think that would be Bollikin, heh.
Diamondais2008-10-23 05:57:20
QUOTE(Shiri @ Oct 23 2008, 01:55 AM) 574396
I think that would be Bollikin, heh.

Don't ruin my funny mental images. losewings.gif
Inox2008-10-23 06:45:43
QUOTE(casilu @ Oct 22 2008, 09:58 PM) 574350
Plz read the sign k, thnks.
Also, I would so specialize in the great chicken spirit.


What would that consist of? A skill that makes you run around like a loti spore, one that makes people want to kick you, and another that makes you taste delicious with barbecue sauce? chicken.gif
Arix2008-10-23 08:17:20
*cut to scene of Arix and Arin chasing the Chicken Spirit around with a bag of flour and a jar labelled 'secret blend of herbs and spices'*

Rika2008-10-23 08:33:30
AB CHICKEN CHICKENFORM
Power: 10
Taking the form of the Great Spirit Chicken himself, you will be able to become ten times as annoying and thrice as tasty. Whenever you move in or out of a room, everyone will see you doing so multiple times in quick succession. The Great Chicken has also granted to you his abilities of clucking and flapping. By clucking and flapping your arms like a chicken, you are able to distract your enemies, stunning them with hilarity for a significant amount of time. Finally, if you do nothing but cluck and flap for an entire minute, they will instantly die of laughter.
Unknown2008-10-23 10:25:46
QUOTE(rika @ Oct 23 2008, 04:33 PM) 574485
AB CHICKEN CHICKENFORM
Power: 10
Taking the form of the Great Spirit Chicken himself, you will be able to become ten times as annoying and thrice as tasty. Whenever you move in or out of a room, everyone will see you doing so multiple times in quick succession. The Great Chicken has also granted to you his abilities of clucking and flapping. By clucking and flapping your arms like a chicken, you are able to distract your enemies, stunning them with hilarity for a significant amount of time. Finally, if you do nothing but cluck and flap for an entire minute, they will instantly die of laughter.


wub.gif I would so become Chicken's High Druid. That instakills' awesome.
Rika2008-10-23 10:32:03
Garmr tells you, "I may, but atleast I can kill someone 20% my might."

XD
Arin2008-10-23 11:44:39
QUOTE(rika @ Oct 23 2008, 09:32 PM) 574495
Garmr tells you, "I may, but atleast I can kill someone 20% my might."

XD



Haha kudos to garmr...

roflmao.gif
Moiraine2008-10-23 11:44:57
QUOTE(rika @ Oct 23 2008, 08:33 AM) 574485
AB CHICKEN CHICKENFORM
Power: 10
Taking the form of the Great Spirit Chicken himself, you will be able to become ten times as annoying and thrice as tasty. Whenever you move in or out of a room, everyone will see you doing so multiple times in quick succession. The Great Chicken has also granted to you his abilities of clucking and flapping. By clucking and flapping your arms like a chicken, you are able to distract your enemies, stunning them with hilarity for a significant amount of time. Finally, if you do nothing but cluck and flap for an entire minute, they will instantly die of laughter.


AB CHICKEN CHICKENINSURANCE
Having taken the form of the Great Spirit Chicken himself, you are eligible for the same protection enjoyed by Chicken and his minions since the beginnings of time. Should anyone strike you more than twice, all local chickens will immediately converge on your location to attack your assailant.
Seraku2008-10-23 11:49:54
Hmm... I'd like to get my hands on some flour and spices. Then Seraku could be a walking KFC restaurant. First he kills the chicken, throws some flour and spices. Firebreathing, and *poof* you have delicious hand breaded chicken! Myess.. I would be a rich rich man suspicious.gif
Aerotan2008-10-23 11:51:55
QUOTE
(Glomdoring): Alacardael says, "Are we in need of the nuts of the Ravenwood?"
Noola2008-10-23 11:59:51
laugh.gif

I am so easily amused.
Unknown2008-10-23 12:07:26
I feel betrayed sad.gif
Moiraine2008-10-23 12:09:17
AB CHICKEN HAMSTERDANCE
Syntax: HAMSTERDANCE
Power: 5
No one will expect it!
Shurimaru2008-10-23 14:30:06
*********************POLITICS OF THE VILLAGE OF ACKNOR*********************
Sphere of Influence: The Mighty Dominion of Magnagora
Village Leader: The corpse of Chieftain Grang the Horrible
Serenwilde: Profane
Glomdoring: Neutral
Celest: Neutral
Magnagora: Neutral
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That's loyalty.
Shaddus2008-10-23 18:19:39

You reach over and spank Incabulos firmly on his bum.

Milkman Incabulos, Conspiracy Theorist says, "Sohei."

You nod your head sagely.

You say, "Milkman."

Milkman Incabulos, Conspiracy Theorist says, "My milk is delicious."

You say, "So I hear."

Milkman Incabulos, Conspiracy Theorist says, "It's what the world wants, what
the world needs."

You hide a grin behind your hand.

A bottle of milk rises up into the air and shoots towards your mouth.
You drain every drop of a bottle of milk.
Psionic activity crackles in the air on the id channel of Incabulos.

You roll on the floor, laughing.
Seraku2008-10-23 18:47:15
QUOTE
Seditionist Zasha n'Kylbar, Keeper of the Black Tomes says, "It's a conspiracy..
what's in it?"
3908h, 4098m, 3629e, 10p exb-
Erudite Shurimaru n'Kylbar, the Angel of Undeath says, "I agree."
3908h, 4098m, 3629e, 10p exb-
Incabulos peers about himself unscrupulously.
3908h, 4098m, 3629e, 10p exb-
Crimson Sohei, Shaddus Mes'ard, Wyrmwood Trademaster says, "I like my own milk,
thank you."
3908h, 4098m, 3629e, 10p exb-give 3 cow to shad
You give 3 corpses of a cow to Crimson Sohei, Shaddus Mes'ard, Wyrmwood
Trademaster.
3908h, 4098m, 3629e, 10p eb-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
3908h, 4098m, 3629e, 10p exb-
Shurimaru gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.
3908h, 4098m, 3629e, 10p exb-
Shaddus thanks you profusely.
3908h, 4098m, 3629e, 10p exb-
Milkman Incabulos, Conspiracy Theorist says to Shaddus, "I will have your milk,
Shaddus."
3908h, 4098m, 3629e, 10p exb-smirk
You smirk.
3908h, 4098m, 3629e, 10p exb-
Milkman Incabulos, Conspiracy Theorist says, "You just watch and wait."
3908h, 4098m, 3629e, 10p exb-
Incabulos cackles hellishly.


Lol, that's creepy and funny at the same time