Quotes 5

by Charune

Back to The Funnies.

Unknown2009-03-31 20:20:06
QUOTE (Malicia @ Mar 31 2009, 05:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
of Klangratch): You say, "De-taint yourselves and let's beat up the forests."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "They're getting uppity."


when are they not uppity? laugh.gif

QUOTE
Gero tells you, "I don't any particles in your inventory is all."

You tell Gero, "Wait....you see my inventory?"
-
Gero tells you, "Yup."

Gero tells you, "White lace panties."

You have emoted: Aes covers her chest with her arms.


he is as bad as sram is! laugh.gif
Shaddus2009-03-31 22:06:34
Fun in Fainland.

QUOTE
stare maggot
You stare implacably at a gigantic maggot.
With a sickening series of rips, the mucous-covered front of a gigantic maggot twists and contorts into a distorted mockery of your features.

look
A sanguine scrubland.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A duststorm rages here. Red, packed dirt covers this barren landscape, interrupted only by the black skeletons of withered trees and the rusted poles of decaying banners. Skulls sit in heaps and hollows across the plain, marked with dents and gaping holes that hint at the demise of their former owners; weapons, rusted and cast aside, rest in skeletal hands, marks of crafting long since eroded away by the hot, howling wind of this forsaken plane. A cracked and broken pawn, clad in the robes of an Ecclesiar, lies here in two immense halves - sanguine birds, half-rotting and shored up with bits of clockwork, peer from within the hollow shell. Twelve feet in length, a gigantic maggot beams down at you with Shaddus's face imprinted on its bulbous frontquarters.

scowl maggot
You scowl miserably at a gigantic maggot resembling Shaddus.
A gigantic maggot resembling Shaddus's stolen features break into a broad, distorted parody of a grin.

You say to a gigantic maggot resembling Shaddus, "That's not funny. Though you're incredibly handsome for a maggot."
Gregori2009-03-31 22:45:22
QUOTE
Moralis tells you, "Be well all you druidish folk."
Moralis tells you, "You're certainly not gt."
Moralis tells you, "However I suppose my statement stands, even for you."
Gwylifar2009-03-31 22:58:52
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Mar 31 2009, 06:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Fun in Fainland.

You should typo the "break" (should be "breaks").
Gero2009-03-31 23:41:34

Druid Lehki Mes'ard, of the Rabid Beasts says, "I do except the challenge, and will fight for the Serenwilde and all of nature."


There is our ascendant for you.
Mihewi2009-03-31 23:52:07
Ascendants don't have to know how to spell, silly. That's what roleplayers and Archivists are for.
Arix2009-04-01 00:01:02
plus it's not like you can hear spelling
Parabollus2009-04-01 00:04:43
QUOTE (Mihewi @ Mar 31 2009, 07:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ascendants don't have to know how to spell, silly. That's what roleplayers and Archivists are for.

Ah, but there's a difference between misspelling and using the wrong word. That's why spellcheck is knot two bee trusted. suspicious.gif
Gero2009-04-01 00:08:23
QUOTE (Arix @ Mar 31 2009, 05:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
plus it's not like you can hear spelling


It's not like you actually hear the words. biggrin.gif
Unknown2009-04-01 01:10:55
Morhgor Harklen shouts, "Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in
a landslide, No escape from reality Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and
see, I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to
me Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now
he's dead Mama, life had just begun."

Morhgor Harklen shouts, "But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow carry on,
carry on as if nothing really matters Too late, my time has come Sends shivers
down my spine, body's aching all the time Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama, ooh, I don't want to die I
sometimes wish I'd never been born at all I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango Thunderbolt and lightning,
very, very fright'ning me (Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro
Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a
poor family Spare him his life from this monstrosity Easy come, easy go, will
you let me go Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!) Bismillah! We
will not let you go (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let me go.)
Will not let you go (Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah No, no,
no, no, no, no, no."

Morhgor Harklen shouts, "Mama mia, let me go Beelzebub has a devil put aside for
me, for me, for me So you think you can stone me and spit in my eyeSo you think
you can love me and leave me to die Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby Just
gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here Nothing really matters, Anyone
can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to me."
Xiel2009-04-01 01:13:04
After bashing Muud and collecting random parasitic body parts:

CODE
Moonkin Aiyana Mes'ard, Dreamer of the Wild takes two of the needle-like teeth
in her hands, resting one under each side of her lip.

Moonkin Aiyana Mes'ard, Dreamer of the Wild says, "Roar roar roar, I'm a
soulless."



wub.gif Our angry cottonball.
Urazial2009-04-01 01:27:41
Gero tackles your legs and attempts to carry you off to the northeast.
You are suddenly moved towards the territory of the Righteous Principality of
New Celest, but its magical defences hurl you back.


laugh.gif
Gero2009-04-01 01:32:42
QUOTE (Urazial @ Mar 31 2009, 06:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gero tackles your legs and attempts to carry you off to the northeast.
You are suddenly moved towards the territory of the Righteous Principality of
New Celest, but its magical defences hurl you back.


laugh.gif


I wish I knew that wouldn't have worked. sad.gif
Xenthos2009-04-01 01:40:11
QUOTE (SerenGuard Gero @ Mar 31 2009, 09:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I wish I knew that wouldn't have worked. sad.gif

... so you wish that you could have been hit with Divine Retribution for breaking rules about moving people into enemy territory? ohmy.gif

You should be thankful it didn't work!
Urazial2009-04-01 01:52:20
Yep. That was the amusing thing about it.
Unknown2009-04-01 02:00:50
QUOTE (Malicia @ Mar 31 2009, 12:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
tongue.gif

It's true, for a while Kial had OCD, and that's like a PHD in cleaning censor.gif up.
Reiha2009-04-01 02:06:58
(Glomdoring): Sylvanis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Anyone wanna
answer why there was a bright light shooting from the plex?"

(*): ****** (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Obviously that is the aborted y'Kaliath fetus
taking its revenge.""
Everiine2009-04-01 02:10:41
QUOTE (Myrkr @ Mar 31 2009, 09:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
stupidity

Sadly, he'll get away with no penalty, and someone who goes AFK for 2 minutes because they had to pee will get role points docked.
Arix2009-04-01 02:11:50
Morghor suicided
kiriwe2009-04-01 02:12:04
QUOTE (Reiha @ Mar 31 2009, 10:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Glomdoring): Sylvanis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Anyone wanna
answer why there was a bright light shooting from the plex?"

(*): ****** (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Obviously that is the aborted y'Kaliath fetus
taking its revenge.""


Oi. That fetus had a name. sad.gif