His name is Morhgor

No he didn't, learn to spell Morhgor.

You could bring it back you know. Say that after you tired you picked up your Placenta, filled it with Vitae, and proceded to nurse your fetus in a jar for the next 9 months.

Edit: See? Morbid and creepy. This is what I'm like. A lot.

Or do what I claim, and say all the aborted babies were left in the Portal of Fate to fend for themselves until they were old enough.


Except you'll end up with kids like Jurgo.

pfft. Kiriwe was Mag.
It liched

Mischief, the Mutant Kitty takes a green dotted jellybean and teleports, leaving
behind sparkling motes of fuzzy blue balls.

Arix tells you, "(fuzzy blue balls? )"

Arix tells you, "(did you castrate Cookie Monster? Vicious wench)"

<33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

happiness!!!!!!!!

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu says, "I swear, does Mag do anything but hunt?"

(The Hartfire Hearth): You say, "No. They want more Demis."

(The Hartfire Hearth): You say, "Does Seren do anything beside Ascend people?"

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu says, "Yes."

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu says, "We get power to ascend people."

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu says, "Also, mudsex."

---

The truth comes out!

(Market): Iytha says, "Seeking cats for my chariot."

You tell Geomancer Kalas Iytha the Literate Abecedarian, "...Cats for a
chariot?"

Iytha tells you, "Yes."

You tell Geomancer Kalas Iytha the Literate Abecedarian, "...Never heard of that
before. What sort of cats? Big cats or household pet cats?"

Iytha tells you, "Pet cats. From Celest."

You tell Geomancer Kalas Iytha the Literate Abecedarian, "O...kay. There needs
to be a better word for weird. ."

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I'm calling the LSPCA.

Context unimportant.

O_O It's Exeryte's twin

She's Freyja!

This thread is depressing.

Awwww. How come?

It's the "log OOC things people do in the game and feed them with attention and/or encourage them and the raging stupidity that has overtaken every IRE game thus far" thread.

Then..stop reading it?

Iytha asking for cats is actually RP. She's a paranoid, chronically depressive and self-loathing person with acute hyrdophobia. This is caused by being a neglected child cum gorgulu worshiper cum geomancer with natural tendencies towards mental issues and taint-induced brain tumors. When things get really bad, she starts getting horrible schizophrenic hallucinations. Her only real outlets are scholarship, killing people and bouts of dementia. That sort of dementia resulted in her asking to ride around on a faeling sized chariot and eventually trying to ride arround on an illusion of a chariot pulled by flayed cats.

Simimi on IRC:

what's up room?
I wonder if we could use the stage to make bands...
Lustenia needs music
if I had musical ability, I would make some Lusternia music for an artisnal/bardic
must learn2play_keytar
keytar?keytair?keytare?
the word isn't in my dictionary
it is indeed keytar

Iytha should be a God.



That wasn't what I was referring to.

It was a rogue opinion escaping from it's cage. Ignore me.

awwwwwwww