(Glomdoring): Chade (from the Aetherways) says, "Would anyone like a free
horse?"

(Glomdoring): Kuraitaiyo says, "Neigh."

Kialkarkea Diodorus of the Hemlock says, "Talkan can bite my feathery amorphous
ass."

I didn't realize Kialkarkea had a saggy butt. Eww!

Sister Quilis, Vox Inferni yells, "Sachiel smells like a goat!"
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w exk /15:42:44.018/-
A plump wild rabbit hops in from the southeast.
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w exk /15:42:52.442/-nature flow quil

You shed vernal ascendant form and flow as a spirit through the verdant leaves,
embracing the physical once more and arrive at in the shadow of the hornbeams.
In the shadow of the hornbeams. (Serenwilde Forest.)
A shield shrine of Auseklis is nearby. The bright sun shines down, blanketing
you with its life-giving warmth. A sedge of galingale is firmly planted in the
forest floor. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence
of a living totem. An oak sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Sister
Quilis, Vox Inferni is here. She wields a damning symbol of domination in her
left hand and a twilight tome of gas flames in her right. Wilde Witch, Kelysa
Mes'ard towers here. She wields an effulgent blade of argent moonlight in her
left hand.
You see exits leading north and southwest.
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w xk /15:42:53.646/-
: Targeting: Quilis

Kelysa raises her arms and dances around Quilis, spinning faster and faster.
With each pass, Kelysa shines with a silver light and Quilis's skin becomes
paler and paler.
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w xk /15:42:55.698/-honors quilis

Sister Quilis, Vox Inferni (Female Archlich Master Viscanti).
She is 20 years old, having been born on the 15th of Roarkian, 211 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 216th in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is an Elemental Tracker in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is an enemy of your commune.
She is a graduate of the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research (honours).
She is a member of the clan called 'Snow-White Amaranth.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Seminary of the Five.'
She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
Her motto: 'Logic is the anatomy of thought.'
She is considered to be approximately 30% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.
See HONOURS FULL QUILIS to view her 3 special honours.
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w xk /15:42:57.259/-order entourage kill Quilis

You must regain equilibrium first.
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w xk /15:42:57.680/-
You have recovered equilibrium.
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w exk /15:42:57.913/-order entourage kill Quilis

You order a leprechaun to kill Quilis.
A leprechaun obeys your command.
You order a brownie to kill Quilis.
A brownie obeys your command.
You order a sylph to kill Quilis.
A sylph obeys your command.
You order a pigwidgeon to kill Quilis.
A pigwidgeon obeys your command.
You order a sprite to kill Quilis.
A sprite obeys your command.
You order a pixie to kill Quilis.
A pixie obeys your command.
You order a wood nymph to kill Quilis.
A wood nymph obeys your command.
You order a banshee to kill Quilis.
A banshee obeys your command.
You order a pooka to kill Quilis.
A pooka obeys your command.
You order a willowisp to kill Quilis.
A willowisp obeys your command.
You order the mother to kill Quilis.
The mother obeys your command.
You order the crone to kill Quilis.
The crone obeys your command.
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w exk /15:42:58.237/-moondance lash Quilis

You raise your arms and dance around Quilis. As you spin faster and faster
around her, you feel more and more energized as her skin becomes paler and
paler.
6278h, 6310m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29680w xk /15:42:58.825/-
A brownie runs up and tickles Quilis's sides.
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w xk /15:42:59.766/-
Kelysa raises her arms and dances around Quilis, spinning faster and faster.
With each pass, Kelysa shines with a silver light and Quilis's skin becomes
paler and paler.
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w xk /15:43:00.494/-moondance lash Quilis

You must regain equilibrium first.
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w xk /15:43:01.615/-
With a telepathic giggle, a pooka tells you that he is in control of Quilis's
actions.
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w xk /15:43:02.507/-
The crone crosses her shriveled arms and turns her dark, penetrating gaze upon
Quilis.
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w xk /15:43:02.765/-moondance lash Quilis

You must regain equilibrium first.
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w xk /15:43:02.888/-moondance lash Quilis

You have recovered equilibrium.
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w exk /15:43:03.066/-
You raise your arms and dance around Quilis. As you spin faster and faster
around her, you feel more and more energized as her skin becomes paler and
paler.
6278h, 6310m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29680w xk /15:43:03.290/-moondance lash Quilis

You must regain equilibrium first.
6278h, 6310m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w xk /15:43:03.397/-
A sprite flies up and places a hand on your head, channeling mana to you.
Drawing back on his tiny bow, a pixie shoots an arrow straight at Quilis.
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w xk /15:43:04.769/-
Eyes flashing with anger, Kelysa points a finger imperiously at Quilis and
utters a series of guttural croaks. You watch in amazement as warts break out
over Quilis's skin which then turns green and slimy. Finally, she shrinks and
transforms into a large, ugly toad!
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w xk /15:43:05.005/-
Quilis turns translucent and then vanishes, leaving behind a cloud of sparkling
motes of light.
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w xk /15:43:05.339/-
You have recovered equilibrium.
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w exk /15:43:07.191/-
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w exk /15:43:08.258/-'...heh

You say, "...heh."
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w exk /15:43:10.779/-
Wilde Witch, Kelysa Mes'ard says, "Oh well."
6278h, 6360m, 6965e, 10p, 25145en, 29690w exk /15:43:13.903/-
Kelysa vanishes before your eyes, scattered by the forest breeze.

I don't. Between the genderbending and the changelinging though, it's become a mystery though.

I've yet to see a fat character that wasn't someone taking it hilariously OTT... Estwald and Exeryte

EDIT: Oh yeah and Kissos but I think that was Estwald again

Kissos was Revan.

... oh yeah

Whatever happened to Revan? I don't particularly miss him, but I am curious

I know Mihewi and Kiriwe are a bit chubby.

Kiriwi is retaining weight from the pregnancy though. That, or she got knocked up by another relative and is starting to show...

(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "So I according to him I practice incest by once marrying my great great granddaughter, but he cross dresses as his own daughter. Who is really the creepy one here?"

Lol

Ibaesha was the original chubby faeling cook. All others are pale imitations.

Kiriwe was always chubby. Didn't you read the logs? There's mention of her belly jiggling in there somewhere. -sagenod-

Screw it, anyway. Every one of my characters has been either anorexic (that means they're brainy) or insanely ripped (that means they follow Ashtorath, and are not brainy).

Elyonne van Gogh?

Kid's annoying.

Edrich? Well, he does ask a lot of questions... but aside from the one incident with firewalls in the city, I can't say that he's worse than the average novice.

I have had to retrieve his body maybe three or four times today, so he does get into fights he can't handle but there's not much more that can be done for him about that. One of us has already told him about PROBE, I believe.

Someone firewall'd Magnagora the other day. If that was him -- yeah that's god damn annoying.

Nah, that was one of Mag's novices.