(The Hartfire Hearth): Jinx says, "On the next Jerry Springer, faelings who abuse their spouses."

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu says, "Can you come down here and show me where that crack is?"

Context is overrated.

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Lekius says, "I can give YOU babies, Kami."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Lehki says, "I have 248 credits, what should I get?"

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Lekius says, "Your good buddy Lekius to Conglutinate."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "You should donate to the Aesyra fund."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Casilu says, "You should make a faeling very happy."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Anisu (from the Aetherways) says, "You should get Anisu some cheesecake."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Anisu (from the Aetherways) says, "Then invest in artie vials for yourself."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Lehki says, "All very good suggestions, I'll take them into consideration."


We're such a useless bunch

(Celest): Astor Dekoven says, "My citymates! I am now learning what I set out to
learn! Glory to the Dekovens, oh la la!"

(Great House Dekoven): Ambersia says, "What the hey?"

(Celest): Gavilian says, "So what are you up too this time Astor?"

(Celest): Aison says, "Not stealing horses, I hope!"

(Celest): You say, "..."

(Celest): Astor Dekoven says, "No time to talk! So much to learn! Later!"

(Great House Dekoven): Ambersia says, "FAMILY AETHER PELASE."

(House Aurendil): You say, "Wtf?"
3257h, 4461m, 4461e, 10p ex-honors astor
There is no such person, I'm afraid.

(The Dekoven Lineage): Kelly says, "Gosh Mel, when did you have that one? They
just pop up all over the place."

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "I have no clue who that is."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Kelly says, "See, I think you should stop when you start
forgetting them."

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "It's not mine!"



Who the heck is Astor!?

(Market): You say, "Seeking a pulsating ball of flesh."

Jinx tells you, "You can have mine."

Russell tells you, "Can have my girlfriend."

You tell Russell Tolarian, Thrum of the Forest, "Heh."

ii ball
You are holding:
"flesh116603" a pulsating ball of flesh


You reach out and touch a pulsating ball of flesh.
A pulsating ball of flesh quivers under your fingers as you touch it.


I only have one ball, but it quivers with I touch it.

I want one

I wonder what happened to mine...

Squire Inagin, Ward of Aletheus shouts, "Nooooo, I put my flesh into the Pool of
Stars!"

...

Squire Inagin, Ward of Aletheus shouts, "Nooooo, I put my flesh into the Pool of Stars!"


Don't the paladins drink that?

HA.

>.>

14120h, 7280m, 5100e, 4p, 32399en, 23006w kbp<>-smoke 12385

Talkan utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
14120h, 7280m, 5100e, 4p, 32399en, 23006w kbp<>-
Father Talkan La'Saet, Loyalty of Exultation says, "Run!"

Lol laughing cuz I run while being teamed 3 to 1...so I grab my teammembers to make it even odds.


maneuver perform knockdown talkan rleg

Focusing on his right leg, you strike at Talkan with an iron maiden war hammer. You plow your hammer deep into the meat of his right leg, making him stumble and totter.
Talkan's body judders with the final strike, and a dull snap echoes out as something vital inside him is irrevocably broken. His eyes roll up into his head and a lifeless corpse is all that falls.
You have slain Talkan.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
A ghostly form rises from Talkan's body followed by a bright flash. A new breathing body appears around the form, restoring him from certain death.
talkan has vitaed!! Keep attacking!!

maneuver perform chest talkan chest
Focusing on his chest, you strike at Talkan with an iron maiden war hammer. You viciously strike his ribs, forcing him to grimace in pain.
Talkan's body judders with the final strike, and a dull snap echoes out as something vital inside him is irrevocably broken. His eyes roll up into his head and a lifeless corpse is all that falls.
You have slain Talkan.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
Talkan drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
get pennyroyal


Lol. I think -that's- funny.

Griefer.

Talkan's been begging for it, with all the smack he talks

(Glomdoring): Russell says, "What damage do the grubs on earth give?"

(Glomdoring): You say, "The painful kind."

(Glomdoring): Russell says, "Specifics please."

(Glomdoring): Amani says, "The really painful kind?"


We're so helpful!

Aramel has requested that you share some of your knowledge of Riding with her.
'OK' to commence the lesson.
Ardmore always gets the ladies.

But Bashara will always have better pickup lines, as seen in my sig

(Nihilists): You say, "Tidings Heresiarch, Disciple Velaraith."


(Nihilists): Nariah (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Any tailors?"


(Nihilists): Nariah (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Or someone who could
fetch Urth Belakor pants at least."

(Nihilists): You say, "Ah, I can."


(Nihilists): Nariah says, "The young one fell head first through an enchanted
painting into the Enchanter's workshop totally naked and almost startled me."

(Nihilists): You say, "I shall ensure there are no more naked Nihilists!"

Nariah has bestowed her guildfavour on you.

Readlog Nihilists
Nariah guildfavoured Amatsemaru for: ensuring no naked youths run back and forth in front of me anymore.


There you have it, folks. Easiest guild favour ever. Clothe the naked!