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by Charune

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Xenthos2009-04-07 03:19:41
You left out the "Reiha flees in terror" line!
Reiha2009-04-07 03:22:53
QUOTE (Xenthos @ Apr 6 2009, 08:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You left out the "Reiha flees in terror" line!

Do I look like somebody who can edit nexus stuff properly?!

Also;

QUOTE
Message #524 Sent by: Xenthos
04/07 02:59 "((Then be comforted with the knowledge that I am weeping
copiously.))"

I made Xenthos cry IRL. And copulate, too, I think. Not with me, ofc.
Reiha2009-04-07 03:24:50
QUOTE (Xenthos @ Apr 6 2009, 08:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Why do you always take me so seriously?! That is what will make you miserable when around me if you do.
Xenthos2009-04-07 03:26:00
QUOTE (Reiha @ Apr 6 2009, 11:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why do you always take me so seriously?! That is what will make you miserable when around me if you do.

Far from it. I find the responses amusing.
Reiha2009-04-07 03:27:45
QUOTE (Xenthos @ Apr 6 2009, 08:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Far from it. I find the responses amusing.

You're quite the bastard. I'll even the score, just you wait ;/


And a me-centric quote to stay on-topic:
QUOTE
(The Spider's Web Society): Nedas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And
Reiha, no ordering consorts for the King's consort!"

All I said was "clt male" by mistake. sad.gif
Xenthos2009-04-07 03:30:55
QUOTE (Reiha @ Apr 6 2009, 11:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're quite the bastard. I'll even the score, just you wait ;/

Terrifying.
Reiha2009-04-07 03:33:26
QUOTE (Xenthos @ Apr 6 2009, 08:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Terrifying.

censor.gif you, too
Vathael2009-04-07 04:38:58
Death Marshal Haiden, The Queen's Own Torturer shouts, "Basin, heed my warning: Should any feel the need to take up on my newest guildmate's bounty - dire consequences will be bestowed in the most cruel manner. I encourage - no, beg of any scum make such an attempt. The swift hand of Urlach will ensure a untimely demise, I assure you all."

10614h, 3260m, 5610e, 10p, 26314en, 20210w elrxkdb<>-puissance

With total concentration, you focus your next attack for a most puissant blow.
10614h, 3241m, 5610e, 7p, 26314en, 20107w lrxkdb<>-
You have recovered equilibrium.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 7p, 26314en, 20107w elrxkdb<>-sprint s

You look off to the south and dash speedily away.
Behind the Northern Magnagora Gates.
A sickly sweet odour, the smell of decomposing corpses, wafts in from a war
shrine of Fain nearby. A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with
spiderwebs of grey. A shuttered glass gas lamp lies dark and unlit atop a tall,
ornately gilded post. Rising from a broad, granite plinth, a black obelisk
towers high over its surroundings, its tip lost in Magnagora's smog. A statue of
a cow stands here, memorializing her noble spirit. A ragged beggar sits here,
grovelling for handouts.
You see exits leading north, southeast, and west.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 7p, 26330en, 20121w elrxkdb<>-sq w

The Stables of the Engine's Thrum.
Arms crossed against her chest, Kalas Keryn waits here with infinite patience.
Puffs of smoke emitting intermittently from her nostrils, a young nightmare paws
at the ground. Nedas frowns deeply, lines creasing his forehead. He wields a
magic spatula in his left hand and a wyrden shield of the seasons in his right.
Fly Tynghall, Ward of the Wyrd is here. He wields a menacing double-edged
klangaxe with both hands. Death Marshal Haiden, The Queen's Own Torturer is
riding on a young nightmare. He wields a menacing double-edged klangaxe with
both hands.
You can see no further.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 7p, 26330en, 20121w elrxkdb<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Viynain says, "Oh, no."
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 7p, 26330en, 20121w elrxkdb<>-w
block e

The Stables of the Engine's Thrum.
Arms crossed against her chest, Kalas Keryn waits here with infinite patience.
Puffs of smoke emitting intermittently from her nostrils, a young nightmare paws
at the ground. Nedas frowns deeply, lines creasing his forehead. He wields a
magic spatula in his left hand and a wyrden shield of the seasons in his right.
Fly Tynghall, Ward of the Wyrd is here. He wields a menacing double-edged
klangaxe with both hands. Death Marshal Haiden, The Queen's Own Torturer is
riding on a young nightmare. He wields a reinforced waraxe of experimental alloy
with both hands.
You see exits leading east and in.
10614h, 3281m, 5610e, 7p, 26349en, 20132w elrxkdb<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with mantakaya
envenom 62782 with mantakaya
maneuver perform pkd nedas lleg
maneuver perform pkd nedas lleg

UNDEF rebounding
You move over to block the east exit.
10614h, 3281m, 5610e, 7p, 26344en, 20132w elrxkdb<>-smoke 57627

Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a
hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10614h, 3281m, 5610e, 7p, 26344en, 20132w elrxkdb<>-
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a
hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10614h, 3281m, 5610e, 7p, 26344en, 20132w elrxkdb<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10614h, 3281m, 5610e, 7p, 26344en, 20132w elrxkdb<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10614h, 3281m, 5610e, 7p, 26344en, 20132w elrxkdb<>-
You execute the Pkd maneuver: CRUSH NEDAS LLEG.
Focusing on his left leg, you strike at Nedas with a hideous hammer of depraved
steel. With an elegant stroke, you crush his left leg, knocking him to the

+-
ground.
Your blow was of puissant strength!
Horror overcomes Nedas's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
10614h, 3281m, 5610e, 5p, 26332en, 20132w elxkdb<>-
You execute the Pkd maneuver: CRUSH NEDAS LLEG.
Focusing on his left leg, you strike at Nedas with a hideous hammer of depraved
steel. You hit his left thigh for a minor bruise.
Horror overcomes Nedas's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
10614h, 3281m, 5610e, 3p, 26320en, 20132w exkdb<>-
You take a long drag off your pipe.
10614h, 3281m, 5610e, 3p, 26320en, 20132w exkdb<>-ql

The Stables of the Engine's Thrum.
Arms crossed against her chest, Kalas Keryn waits here with infinite patience.
Puffs of smoke emitting intermittently from her nostrils, a young nightmare paws
at the ground. A pale blue, athletic pony with a braided tail stands here
quietly. Grunt Nedas, Ur'Guard Initiate is here, sprawled on the floor. He
wields a magic spatula in his left hand and a wyrden shield of the seasons in
his right. Fly Tynghall, Ward of the Wyrd is here. He wields a menacing
double-edged klangaxe with both hands. Death Marshal Haiden, The Queen's Own
Torturer is riding on a young nightmare. He wields a reinforced waraxe of
experimental alloy with both hands.
You see exits leading east and in.
10614h, 3281m, 5610e, 4p, 26320en, 20132w exkdb<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Tya says, "What color?"
10614h, 3281m, 5610e, 4p, 26320en, 20132w exkdb<>-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
10614h, 3263m, 5610e, 4p, 26320en, 20129w elrxkdb<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with senso
envenom 62782 with chansu
maneuver perform plock nedas head
maneuver perform plock nedas head

There are no poisons on that item at present.
10614h, 3263m, 5610e, 4p, 26340en, 20143w elrxkdb<>-
Nedas eats a sparkleberry.
10614h, 3263m, 5610e, 4p, 26340en, 20143w elrxkdb<>-
There are no poisons on that item at present.
10614h, 3263m, 5610e, 4p, 26340en, 20143w elrxkdb<>-
Nedas takes a drink from a moonstone vial.
10614h, 3263m, 5610e, 4p, 26340en, 20143w elrxkdb<>-
You rub some senso on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10614h, 3263m, 5610e, 4p, 26340en, 20143w elrxkdb<>-
You rub some chansu on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10614h, 3263m, 5610e, 4p, 26340en, 20143w elrxkdb<>-
You execute the Plock maneuver: CRUSH NEDAS HEAD.
Focusing on his head, you strike at Nedas with a hideous hammer of depraved
steel. You cuff the side of his face lightly.
10614h, 3263m, 5610e, 2p, 26328en, 20143w elxkdb<>-
You execute the Plock maneuver: CRUSH NEDAS HEAD.
Focusing on his head, you strike at Nedas with a hideous hammer of depraved
steel. You crush him in the throat, crushing his windpipe.

+-
10614h, 3263m, 5610e, 0p, 26316en, 20143w exkdb<>-
Haiden carefully wipes all the poisons off of a reinforced waraxe of
experimental alloy.
10614h, 3263m, 5610e, 0p, 26316en, 20143w exkdb<>-ql

The Stables of the Engine's Thrum.
Arms crossed against her chest, Kalas Keryn waits here with infinite patience.
Puffs of smoke emitting intermittently from her nostrils, a young nightmare paws
at the ground. A pale blue, athletic pony with a braided tail stands here
quietly. Fly Tynghall, Ward of the Wyrd is here. He wields a menacing
double-edged klangaxe with both hands. Grunt Nedas, Ur'Guard Initiate is here,
sprawled on the floor. He wields a magic spatula in his left hand and a wyrden
shield of the seasons in his right. Death Marshal Haiden, The Queen's Own
Torturer is riding on a young nightmare. He wields a reinforced waraxe of
experimental alloy with both hands.
You see exits leading east and in.
10614h, 3263m, 5610e, 0p, 26316en, 20143w exkdb<>-
The piece of coal crumbles as Haiden finishes his etch of a dwarven rune.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 0p, 26316en, 20143w exkdb<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Viynain says, "<--doesn't know anything about cars."
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 0p, 26316en, 20143w exkdb<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with mantakaya
envenom 62782 with charybdon
maneuver perform kd nedas lleg
strike nedas lleg

You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
With a flourish, Haiden slips a reinforced waraxe of experimental alloy into a
wax hardened leather frogge.
10614h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26316en, 20139w elrxkdb<>-
With a flourish, Haiden draws a clockwork klangaxe from a wax hardened leather
frogge.
10614h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26316en, 20139w elrxkdb<>-
There are no poisons on that item at present.
10614h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26316en, 20139w elrxkdb<>-
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a
hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10614h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26316en, 20139w elrxkdb<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10614h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26316en, 20139w elrxkdb<>-
You rub some charybdon on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10614h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26316en, 20139w elrxkdb<>-
You execute the Kd maneuver: STRIKE NEDAS LLEG.
Focusing on his left leg, you strike at Nedas with a hideous hammer of depraved
steel. You smack his left leg with a force that goes to the bone.
Horror overcomes Nedas's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
10614h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26304en, 20139w elxkdb<>-
Focusing on his left leg, you strike at Nedas with a hideous hammer of depraved
steel. You strike his left thigh bone which shatters under the force of the

+-
blow.
10614h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26292en, 20139w exkdb<>-
ONDEF rebounding
10614h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26292en, 20139w exkdb<>-ql

Haiden carefully wipes all the poisons off of a clockwork klangaxe.
10614h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26292en, 20139w exkdb<>-
Haiden's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Haiden razes your aura of rebounding with a clockwork klangaxe.
Haiden razes your speed defence with a clockwork klangaxe.
Cleaving through your defenses, Haiden makes a slow deadly strike at your left
leg with a clockwork klangaxe. You are feebly struck in your left leg with the
blade.
AFF paralysis
10136h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26292en, 20139w exkdbp<>-sip quicksilver
focus body

The Stables of the Engine's Thrum.
Arms crossed against her chest, Kalas Keryn waits here with infinite patience.
Puffs of smoke emitting intermittently from her nostrils, a young nightmare paws
at the ground. A pale blue, athletic pony with a braided tail stands here
quietly. Grunt Nedas, Ur'Guard Initiate is here, sprawled on the floor. He
wields a magic spatula in his left hand and a wyrden shield of the seasons in
his right. Fly Tynghall, Ward of the Wyrd is here. He wields a menacing
double-edged klangaxe with both hands. Death Marshal Haiden, The Queen's Own
Torturer is riding on a young nightmare. He wields a clockwork klangaxe with
both hands.
You see exits leading east and in.
10136h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26292en, 20139w exkdbp<>-
Nedas reads a scroll.
10136h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26292en, 20139w exkdbp<>-
Tynghall's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Sweeping a menacing double-edged klangaxe through the air overhead, Tynghall
sends it whooshing straight towards your left leg. Your left leg is elegantly
struck and swept out from under you, knocking you to the ground.
You shrug off the effects of the poison.
9693h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26292en, 20139w exkdbp<>-
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
9693h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26292en, 20139w exkdbp<>-
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
9693h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26292en, 20153w exkdbp<>-
You bleed 7 health.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26312en, 20153w exkdbp<>-
Haiden takes a long drag off his pipe.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26312en, 20153w exkdbp<>-
Tynghall takes a long drag off his pipe.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26312en, 20153w exkdbp<>-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26312en, 20153w elrxkdbp<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with mantakaya
envenom 62782 with charybdon
smite down nedas
smite down nedas

You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26312en, 20153w elrxkdbp<>-
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26312en, 20153w elrxkdbp<>-
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26312en, 20153w elrxkdbp<>-
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26312en, 20153w elrxkdbp<>-
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26312en, 20153w elrxkdbp<>-
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26312en, 20153w elrxkdbp<>-
Nedas chews an arnica bud, then spreads it on his head.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26312en, 20153w elrxkdbp<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Viynain says, "It's a pretty red though biggrin.gif."
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 0p, 26312en, 20153w elrxkdbp<>-
Nedas takes a drink from a moonstone vial.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20153w elrxkdbp<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with mantakaya
envenom 62782 with charybdon
smite down nedas
smite down nedas

You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20153w elrxkdbp<>-
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20153w elrxkdbp<>-
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20153w elrxkdbp<>-
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20153w elrxkdbp<>-
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20153w elrxkdbp<>-
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
9686h, 3279m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20153w elrxkdbp<>-
Nedas eats a sparkleberry.
9686h, 3258m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20149w elrxkdbp<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with mantakaya
envenom 62782 with charybdon
smite down nedas
smite down nedas

You are no longer stunned and have a brief stun immunity.

+-
9686h, 3258m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20149w elrxkdbp<>-focus body
apply health to legs

You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
9686h, 3258m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20149w elrxkdbp<>-
You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
9686h, 3258m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20149w elrxkdbp<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9686h, 3258m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20149w elrxkdbp<>-
You rub some charybdon on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9686h, 3258m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20149w elrxkdbp<>-
You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
9686h, 3258m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20149w elrxkdbp<>-
You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
9686h, 3258m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20149w elrxkdbp<>-
You begin focusing your mind on your motor skills.
9686h, 3008m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20074w elrxkdbp<>-
You take out some healing potion and quickly rub it on your legs.
The deep damage in your left leg partially heals.
9686h, 3008m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20074w elrxkdbp<>-
A look of complete concentration and menace glitters in Tynghall's eyes.
9686h, 3008m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20074w elrxkdbp<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with mantakaya
envenom 62782 with charybdon
smite down nedas
smite down nedas

Haiden whips a clockwork klangaxe through the air in front of you, to no effect.
Cleaving through your defenses, Haiden makes a slow deadly strike at your right
leg with a clockwork klangaxe. You are feebly struck in your right leg with the
blade.
AFF paralysis
9208h, 3008m, 5610e, 1p, 26312en, 20074w elrxkdbp<>-outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry

You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
9208h, 3008m, 5610e, 1p, 26332en, 20088w elrxkdbp<>-beast order heal health

You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
9208h, 3008m, 5610e, 1p, 26332en, 20088w elrxkdbp<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9208h, 3008m, 5610e, 1p, 26332en, 20088w elrxkdbp<>-
You rub some charybdon on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9208h, 3008m, 5610e, 1p, 26332en, 20088w elrxkdbp<>-
You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
9208h, 3008m, 5610e, 1p, 26332en, 20088w elrxkdbp<>-
You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
9208h, 3008m, 5610e, 1p, 26332en, 20088w elrxkdbp<>-
You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 1310.
9208h, 3008m, 5610e, 1p, 26332en, 20088w elrxkdbp<>-
Your muscles unlock; you are no longer paralysed.
CURED paralysis
disengage me
9208h, 3008m, 5610e, 1p, 26332en, 20088w elrxkdbp<>-
You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
10269h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26332en, 20088w elrxkdbp<>-
A nimbus of green light surrounds a pale blue, athletic pony with a braided
tail, who then nuzzles you as a surge of healing energies suffuses your body.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26332en, 20088w elrxkdbp<>-stand

You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26332en, 20088w elrxkdbp<>-
You are no longer immune from stun.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26332en, 20088w elrxkdbp<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with mantakaya
envenom 62782 with charybdon
smite down nedas
smite down nedas

You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.

+-
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26332en, 20088w elrxkdb<>-
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a
hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26332en, 20088w elrxkdb<>-
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a
hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26332en, 20088w elrxkdb<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26332en, 20088w elrxkdb<>-
You rub some charybdon on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26332en, 20088w elrxkdb<>-
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a hideous hammer of depraved steel down
upon Nedas. You powerfully smite him in the chest, making him stagger back.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26320en, 20088w elxkdb<>-
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a hideous hammer of depraved steel down
upon Nedas. You smite him in the eye, which turns purple and swells shut.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26308en, 20088w exkdb<>-ql

The Stables of the Engine's Thrum.
Arms crossed against her chest, Kalas Keryn waits here with infinite patience.
Puffs of smoke emitting intermittently from her nostrils, a young nightmare paws
at the ground. A pale blue, athletic pony with a braided tail stands here
quietly. Fly Tynghall, Ward of the Wyrd is here. He wields a menacing
double-edged klangaxe with both hands. Death Marshal Haiden, The Queen's Own
Torturer is riding on a young nightmare. He wields a clockwork klangaxe with
both hands. Grunt Nedas, Ur'Guard Initiate is here, sprawled on the floor. He
wields a magic spatula in his left hand and a wyrden shield of the seasons in
his right.
You see exits leading east and in.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26308en, 20088w exkdb<>-
Nedas eats a bog myrtle leaf.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26308en, 20088w exkdb<>-
Tynghall whips a menacing double-edged klangaxe through the air in front of you,
to no effect.
Cleaving through your defenses, Tynghall makes a slow deadly strike at your gut
with a menacing double-edged klangaxe. You are pricked in the gut and bleed
slightly.
9967h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26308en, 20088w exkdb<>-
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Haiden.
9967h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26308en, 20088w exkdb<>-
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around
Tynghall.
9967h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26308en, 20088w exkdb<>-
Nedas takes a drink from a moonstone vial.
9967h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26308en, 20088w exkdb<>-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
10497h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26308en, 20085w erxkdb<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with mantakaya
envenom 62782 with charybdon
smite down nedas
smite down nedas

You have recovered balance on your left arm.
10497h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26308en, 20085w elrxkdb<>-
There are no poisons on that item at present.
10497h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26308en, 20085w elrxkdb<>-
Haiden's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Haiden whips a clockwork klangaxe through the air in front of you, to no effect.
Cleaving through your defenses, Haiden makes a slow deadly strike at your left
leg with a clockwork klangaxe. He stumbles forward as he fails to strike you.
10497h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26308en, 20085w elrxkdb<>-
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a
hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10497h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26308en, 20085w elrxkdb<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10497h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26308en, 20085w elrxkdb<>-
You rub some charybdon on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10497h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26308en, 20085w elrxkdb<>-
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a hideous hammer of depraved steel down
upon Nedas. You smite him in the eye, which turns purple and swells shut.
Horror overcomes Nedas's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
10497h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26296en, 20085w elxkdb<>-
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a hideous hammer of depraved steel down
upon Nedas. Your weapon smites through the air, missing completely.
10497h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26284en, 20085w exkdb<>-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
10497h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26284en, 20085w exkdb<>-apply health to legs

Haiden takes a long drag off his pipe.
10497h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26284en, 20099w exkdb<>-
You take out some healing potion and quickly rub it on your legs.
The deep damage in your left leg completely heals.
10497h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26304en, 20099w exkdb<>-ql

The Stables of the Engine's Thrum.
Arms crossed against her chest, Kalas Keryn waits here with infinite patience.
Puffs of smoke emitting intermittently from her nostrils, a young nightmare paws
at the ground. A pale blue, athletic pony with a braided tail stands here
quietly. Fly Tynghall, Ward of the Wyrd is here. He wields a menacing
double-edged klangaxe with both hands. Grunt Nedas, Ur'Guard Initiate is here,
sprawled on the floor. He wields a magic spatula in his left hand and a wyrden
shield of the seasons in his right. Death Marshal Haiden, The Queen's Own
Torturer is riding on a young nightmare. He wields a clockwork klangaxe with
both hands.
You see exits leading east and in.
10497h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26304en, 20099w exkdb<>-
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26304en, 20099w elxkdb<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Tya says, "I lived in Japan. I guess good."
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26304en, 20099w elxkdb<>-
Haiden carefully wipes all the poisons off of a clockwork klangaxe.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26304en, 20099w elxkdb<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with mantakaya
envenom 62782 with charybdon
smite down nedas
smite down nedas

You have recovered balance on your right arm.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26304en, 20099w elrxkdb<>-
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a
hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 1p, 26304en, 20099w elrxkdb<>-
There are no poisons on that item at present.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 2p, 26304en, 20099w elrxkdb<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 2p, 26304en, 20099w elrxkdb<>-
You rub some charybdon on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 2p, 26304en, 20099w elrxkdb<>-
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a hideous hammer of depraved steel down
upon Nedas. You smite Nedas's skull and crack it open, splattering his brains in
a bloody spray of gore. There is no surviving such a blow.

+-
You have slain Nedas.
A ghostly form rises from Nedas's body followed by a bright flash. A new
breathing body appears around the form, restoring him from certain death.
The voice of Avechna whispers in your mind a warning about initiating combat
with Nedas.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 2p, 26292en, 20099w elxkdb<>-
Haiden carefully wipes all the poisons off of a clockwork klangaxe.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 2p, 26292en, 20099w elxkdb<>-
Avechna whispers in your mind a warning, and you stay your hand.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 2p, 26292en, 20099w elxkdb<>-
You may eat another herb that gives the sparkleberry effect.
10614h, 3300m, 5610e, 2p, 26292en, 20099w elxkdb<>-
Haiden whips a clockwork klangaxe through the air in front of you, to no effect.
Cleaving through your defenses, Haiden makes a slow deadly strike at your right
leg with a clockwork klangaxe. You are feebly struck in your right leg with the
blade.
You shrug off the effects of the poison.
10136h, 3300m, 5610e, 2p, 26292en, 20099w elxkdb<>-
Nedas eats a kafe bean.
10136h, 3300m, 5610e, 2p, 26292en, 20099w elxkdb<>-
Nedas eats a sparkleberry.
10136h, 3300m, 5610e, 2p, 26292en, 20099w elxkdb<>-
You bleed 31 health.
10105h, 3300m, 5610e, 2p, 26292en, 20099w elxkdb<>-g corpse

You must regain balance first.
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26292en, 20109w elxkdb<>-g corpse

Nedas clenches his fists and grits his teeth.
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26292en, 20109w elxkdb<>-g corpse

You have recovered balance on your right arm.
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26312en, 20109w elrxkdb<>-
I see no "corpse" to take.
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26312en, 20109w elrxkdb<>-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26312en, 20109w elrxkdb<>-g nedas
g herb
g herb
g herb
g corpse
apply health to legs

I see no "corpse" to take.
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26312en, 20109w elrxkdb<>-
I see no "nedas" to take.
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26312en, 20109w elrxkdb<>-g corpse

I see no "herb" to take.
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26312en, 20109w elrxkdb<>-
I see no "herb" to take.
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26312en, 20109w elrxkdb<>-
I see no "herb" to take.
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26312en, 20109w elrxkdb<>-
I see no "corpse" to take.
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26312en, 20109w elrxkdb<>-
You take out some healing potion and quickly rub it on your legs.
The deep damage in your right leg partially heals.
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26312en, 20109w elrxkdb<>-
Nedas eats a stalk of faeleaf.
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26312en, 20109w elrxkdb<>-
I see no "corpse" to take.
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26312en, 20109w elrxkdb<>-heh

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26312en, 20109w elrxkdb<>-
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Haiden.
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26312en, 20109w elrxkdb<>-
You may order your beast again.
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26312en, 20109w elrxkdb<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Viynain says, "Rofl."
10105h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 26312en, 20109w elrxkdb<>-
Reiha2009-04-07 04:40:53
Edit out spam plz, Vath! (Although scrolling down works for the tl;dr)
Vathael2009-04-07 04:41:47
The spam is the best part. sad.gif
Tervic2009-04-07 04:43:18
(Market): Reiha says, "Paying 100 gold for each tell Tervic receives about mud pies."

Razenth tells you, "Mud pies."
(x100)

Miciah tells you, "Mud pies."
(x100)

Kyvus tells you, "Incidentally, what are mud pies?"

Lorina tells you, "You wanna pet my piiiiiieeesss."

Xavius tells you, "Oh, did I ever send you some of that crabapple pie? I can't remember now."

Ried tells you, "I do not think mud pies should be edible."

Sybl tells you, "What would you like to know about mud pies?"

Xavius tells you, "It's pretty horrible, but it's better than mud pies for sure."

Gero tells you, "I spammed you."

Lorina tells you, "Ugh, that was free!"

(Market): You say, "Seeking people to join me in laughing at Reiha, for she is now broke and in debt beyond belief."

Rahil tells you, "I like mud pies."
==================

Not even in combat does my screen scroll as fast as it did just there o_o


Later....

You see Xavius Carthan yell, "Ninety-nine birds of a feather fly by, ninety-nine birds in the skyyyyy! Wyrden drought, one falls out, ninety-eight birds of a feather fly by!"
Kante2009-04-07 04:47:27
Nerf Vathael.
Vathael2009-04-07 04:47:45
Tervic tells you, "You made my day."

Shiri2009-04-07 04:57:31
(Serenwilde): Arix says, "The powers that be decided to take that title from me
and bestow it on any schmuck who can use an alembic, so no."

Ahaha. Poor Arix.
Arix2009-04-07 04:59:25
Brewmeister is just a huge slap in the face to me
Reiha2009-04-07 05:00:51
Or, in honour of you!
Vhaas2009-04-07 05:03:16
Seems like it took Haiden a long minute to respond...
Vathael2009-04-07 05:07:12
His hand of Urlach is a tad slow.
Casilu2009-04-07 05:14:45

Tervic Sijamrak says to a briar wall, "Love you too!"
4184h, 4296m, 4252e, 10p, 18530en, 16910w elrx-<22:09:33.354>


Tervic gives a briar wall a compassionate hug.
4184h, 4296m, 4252e, 10p, 18530en, 16910w elrx-<22:09:34.673>


Tervic Sijamrak says, "OH GOD THE POINTY."
4184h, 4296m, 4252e, 10p, 18530en, 16916w elrx-<22:09:37.937>