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by Charune

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Celina2009-04-13 00:33:49
QUOTE (Razenth @ Apr 12 2009, 07:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Can axelords/pb's get arms too?

EDIT: What about torsos?


Yes, they can do arms. BMs can do ears/scalps. Crow Ebonguard can get eyes.

No torsos.

I think that's all of the pieces you can gather.
Casilu2009-04-13 00:55:54
QUOTE (Celina @ Apr 12 2009, 05:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yes, they can do arms. BMs can do ears/scalps. Crow Ebonguard can get eyes.

No torsos.

I think that's all of the pieces you can gather.



How would you cut off a torso, anyway? Should be able to pick up organs from disembowel.
Xenthos2009-04-13 01:04:22
QUOTE (Razenth @ Apr 12 2009, 08:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Can axelords/pb's get arms too?

EDIT: What about torsos?

Can collect arms, heads, legs, scalps, and ears.
Razenth2009-04-13 01:05:58
There should be some kind of grotesque tradeskill where if you have 2 arms, 2 legs, and a head, you can get an artisan to make you something like a colosuss's heart and make a frankengolem thing.
Shaddus2009-04-13 01:12:33
QUOTE (Razenth @ Apr 12 2009, 08:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
There should be some kind of grotesque tradeskill where if you have 2 arms, 2 legs, and a head, you can get an artisan to make you something like a colosuss's heart and make a frankengolem thing.

Market:Razenth says, "Seeking frankengolem parts, send tells"
Knorrith2009-04-13 01:15:45
After unceremoniously slaughtering twenty some cows in front of this dwarf, I thought I owed him at least something.

You give a shot glass to Glugnus Kildal.
Glugnus Kildal says, " WeLl, now, loboshigaruh, thah *hic* 's miigghty niicee of you."

Glugnus Kildal chugs down the contents of a shot glass.

Glugnus Kildal lets out a massive belch into the air.

Glugnus Kildal tosses a shot glass to the ground and wipes a sleeve across his mouth.


That time was with a glass of wine (since I gave away all my good booze). I gave him tea a second time to see if he was paying attention. Apparently he wasn't or just didn't care.
Razenth2009-04-13 01:28:15
I never said that, Shaddus!
Casilu2009-04-13 01:29:07
QUOTE (Razenth @ Apr 12 2009, 06:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
There should be some kind of grotesque tradeskill where if you have 2 arms, 2 legs, and a head, you can get an artisan to make you something like a colosuss's heart and make a frankengolem thing.


That sounds like a Necromancy skill.
Lawliet2009-04-13 01:29:24
(The Hartfire Hearth): Raguel says, "As opposed to gregori who's an asshole,
except when he's not online, then he's a silent asshole."
Harkux2009-04-13 02:29:52
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Apr 12 2009, 09:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(The Hartfire Hearth): Raguel says, "As opposed to gregori who's an asshole,
except when he's not online, then he's a silent asshole."


Psh! Gregori is a sweetheart. sad.gif
Gregori2009-04-13 02:38:25
I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it.
Harkux2009-04-13 02:38:54
QUOTE (Gregori @ Apr 12 2009, 10:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it.


SHUT UP, GREGORI, IM DEFENDING YOU HERE.

GOD.
Gregori2009-04-13 02:43:53
QUOTE (Harkux @ Apr 12 2009, 08:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
SHUT UP, GREGORI, IM DEFENDING YOU HERE.

GOD.



QUOTE
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Im an asshole
Im an asshole

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

Im an asshole
Im an asshole

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Im an asshole
Im an asshole
Shaddus2009-04-13 02:44:31
QUOTE
Brilliant ribbons of ivory and gold ripple in the early morning light as the arc across the sky, heralding the return of the Exalted Lord to mortal perception.


I'm somewhat proud of His being discrete in showing up. No singing, no choir.
Aison2009-04-13 02:55:13
He was just tired. Early mornings do that.


And stupid angels sleeping in pissed.gif
Charune2009-04-13 03:14:28
QUOTE (Aison @ Apr 12 2009, 10:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And stupid angels sleeping in pissed.gif

It's not a bug, it's a feature? ?! !
Unknown2009-04-13 03:19:54
Mmm. Dennis Leary. Everybody loves an angry lunatic.
Sajite2009-04-13 03:58:43

You close your eyes, curl up in a ball, and fall asleep.
Your expert balance allows you to remain standing.
4010h, 3675m, 4350e, 10p, 17646en, 16525w elrxp-<20:56:42.554>



blackeye.gif


Vathael2009-04-13 04:17:38
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Apr 12 2009, 04:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh.... and isn't it brainbashing, not bashbraining?


CODE
BashBrain           Crushing the skull and that which it contains.


Nope. smile.gif
Unknown2009-04-13 08:29:17
In regards to the Vathael killing me thing, that was due to Public Post 1215....after I already left the family...and I was practically a novice at that time since I had just joined the guild hide.gif . Anyway...

Please welcome Falur who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new citizen!

Falur...Failure..

ok, ok. It's late, I'm tired, I watched little kiddies all day fight.gif ...I'm going to bed now, bye!