Quotes 5

by Charune

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Tervic2009-04-19 23:07:28
QUOTE (Gwylifar @ Apr 19 2009, 07:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't forget the Undervault is at a lower altitude so it will boil at a lower temperature.


Higher. Lower altitude, higher pressure, higher boiling point, shorter cook time.
Lawliet2009-04-19 23:36:17
Talking about Morgfyre and suddenly casilu chips in with:

(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Well, I
assumed some parts of Lisaera were eaten by Charune."
Unknown2009-04-20 00:03:30
2009/04/20 00:01:03 - Eventru guildfavoured Nydekion for: Hey 'deky your hair's
so fine it blows Narsrim's mind.
Gwylifar2009-04-20 00:20:56
QUOTE (Tervic @ Apr 19 2009, 07:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Higher. Lower altitude, higher pressure, higher boiling point, shorter cook time.

Ooooooops.
Vhaas2009-04-20 00:21:57
...?

Is someone going to dock his rolepoints?

Kante2009-04-20 00:48:57
Nalla has been crushed to death by a merian beachcomber.


Smoooooooooth. "I wasn't hunting merians! Honest!"
Jigan2009-04-20 00:53:14
QUOTE (Kante @ Apr 19 2009, 07:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nalla has been crushed to death by a merian beachcomber.


Smoooooooooth. "I wasn't hunting merians! Honest!"

It was racially motivated murder. That walking fish was attacking the aslaran just to seek revenge for all the fish that cats have eaten over the years.

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Vhaas2009-04-20 02:59:40
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(Market): Jigan says, "Assless chaps? Bah, try some assless scrolls made from
quality cow leather. Not cheap donkey leather like some others."


If you stop at 'scrolls', you get a great image.
Konton2009-04-20 03:01:25
(Market): Jigan says, "Assless chaps? Bah, try some assless scrolls made from
quality cow leather. Not cheap donkey leather like some others."
Kante2009-04-20 03:04:01
Jigan tells you, "If you make assless chaps made from donkey leather, are they assless?"
Vhaas2009-04-20 03:06:28
No; they're half-assed.

Jigan2009-04-20 03:09:15
QUOTE (Vhaas @ Apr 19 2009, 10:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No; they're half-assed.

But, what if they had care, and devotion poured into every stitch?

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Vhaas2009-04-20 03:11:02
QUOTE (Jigan @ Apr 19 2009, 06:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But, what if they had care, and devotion poured into every stitch?

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Then it would be a nice piece of ass chaps.
Rancoura2009-04-20 03:13:10
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Apr 19 2009, 09:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You consume a steaming platter of spicy cockatrice wings leisurely, enjoying every bite.
You pick up a spicy wing and commence to eating, each one burning your tongue and numbing it after a few seconds. Dipping one into a small cup of creamy sauce provided, you notice it seems to cut the burn considerably and you quickly devour the rest of the wings. A few stalks of celery complete this small feast, nicely crunching as you bite into them and cleansing your palette.


Fix that.
Casilu2009-04-20 03:29:34
Shuyin tells you, "Traitor."
5981h, 3828m, 4402e, 10p, 23500en, 17164w elrx-<20:15:13.933>

reply psh, same to you
You tell Ser Shuyin of the Shadows, "Psh, same to you."
5981h, 3828m, 4402e, 10p, 23500en, 17200w elrx-<20:16:26.650>


You tell Ser Shuyin of the Shadows, "We should have treason parties."
5981h, 3828m, 4402e, 10p, 23500en, 17200w elrx-<20:16:39.178>


Shuyin tells you, "Nonsense, I've always been a Glom. False Memory dust in your face."
5981h, 3828m, 4402e, 10p, 23500en, 17200w elrx-<20:16:39.416>


reply and I'm dead, you don't speak ill of the dead!
You tell Ser Shuyin of the Shadows, "And I'm dead, you don't speak ill of the dead!"
5981h, 3828m, 4402e, 10p, 23500en, 17200w elrx-<20:16:53.747>


Shuyin tells you, "...we will call this meeting a draw then."
Gero2009-04-20 03:56:36
You tell Uncle Kinson Talnara, "Uncle."

Kinson tells you, "Yes?"

You tell Uncle Kinson Talnara, "I need to talk to you about the birds and the bees."

Kinson tells you, "Well."

Kinson tells you, "When a mommy and daddy love each other very much, OR are both VERY drunk." wub.gif
Unknown2009-04-20 04:03:51
QUOTE
(????): Someone says, "Iytha: "What a fool you are. I'm a Goddess. How can you kill a Godess? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?" Fain: Request denied."

Proselyte Kalas Iytha, Communicant of Corpus Clay shouts, "Welcome, Terentia! It seems yet another Elder returns from the Void this month. First Myself, then You."
4068h, 3748m, 3720e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|

Iytha has been seared to death by the divine flame of Terentia, the Even Bladed.
4068h, 3673m, 3720e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe||Mana: -75|

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament, "It seems you're much more frail then the typical Elder. You should work on that."

(????): Someone says, "Oh that was ow."
4068h, 3673m, 3720e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe||Mana: -75|

(????): Someone says, "The request has been denied?"


Well.. it wasn't Fain, but just as funny
Unknown2009-04-20 04:07:44
Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame shouts, "Greetings, Lady Terentia. It has
been a long time since we last met. How have the years treated You?"

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament,
"Sufficient, Jigan, thank you for your query."


Archmage Jigan, Shadow of the Flame shouts, "I am pleased to hear You are doing
well, my dear. Just remember my name if You ever need Your buns warmed, or You
cupcakes frosted. I am always willing to help old friends, even if that means
taking up the spatula once more."

Rofl!

Unknown2009-04-20 04:10:23
I'm not a big fan of picking fights with Gods but I appreciated the wit (albeit lowbrow) of that shout.
Kelysa2009-04-20 09:55:57
I think lowbrow is the only kind of brow Jigan has. His highbrow was destroyed in a piping accident.